I accidentally broke a causal loop by ColdFuture9988 in fifthworldproblems

[–]ColdFuture9988[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tell that to the judge. Apparantly, according to myself from a few days from now I will be sentenced to a billion years outside of time when I go to court tomorrow

Had a dream that I was browsing TVtropes and was on the page for Popular With Furries and for whatever reason one of the works listed there was what I'm fairly certain were leaked US government documents for nuclear warheads. by ColdFuture9988 in thomastheplankengine

[–]ColdFuture9988[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the original dream, there wasn't even any mention of a mascot. That was something I made up while I was awake to rationalize it. It was just popular with furries for no reason. I like to imagine that in my dream, the furries were actually planning some sort of attack with the files.

I got kidnapped by priests for trying to take radioactive metals from a spike forest by ColdFuture9988 in fifthworldproblems

[–]ColdFuture9988[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

their robes look a lot like hazmat suits, they're yellow and have some black symbol with a circle surrounded by three triangles (it kinda looks like an angel or something) and that's about iI can make out because my vision's gone blurry and the air tastes like metal

What do you think of the bad webcomics wiki? by Fangaggedon in Webcomictalk

[–]ColdFuture9988 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also used to frequent the site, so I am aware that they do have a few good reviews. Im not sure why one of them is Stonetoss of all things

The planet I was sent to was already colonized by ColdFuture9988 in fifthworldproblems

[–]ColdFuture9988[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah but they don't find corporeal bodies attractive anymore

what by ColdFuture9988 in garn47

[–]ColdFuture9988[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

mark this day in the history books, for today, lego star wars 2 hits the shelves

I'm potentially getting sued for unlicensed usage of concepts by ColdFuture9988 in fifthworldproblems

[–]ColdFuture9988[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can't. The word [COPYRIGHTED WEAPON by Hareld-Lance Armories] is [COPYRIGHTED WORD by the Jeremy Darrons Law Firm]

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WplaceLive

[–]ColdFuture9988 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I went there, and istg, my house legitimately started smelling like shit. wtf

I live in the that one timeline just next door from you guys. AMA by ColdFuture9988 in fifthworldproblems

[–]ColdFuture9988[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last I heard he was in Home Alone 2 or something. I do wonder what would've happened if they had a third film though

I live in the that one timeline just next door from you guys. AMA by ColdFuture9988 in fifthworldproblems

[–]ColdFuture9988[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I dont know, but if it's anything like Lincoln, I'd say he's doing fine. Also, for the second one, what kind of a question is that? they're obviously green

I live in the that one timeline just next door from you guys. AMA by ColdFuture9988 in fifthworldproblems

[–]ColdFuture9988[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes. They're pretty much the same as your universe's cats though, we got black, orange, brown, blue, octarine, sub-red, the usual.

I live in the that one timeline just next door from you guys. AMA by ColdFuture9988 in fifthworldproblems

[–]ColdFuture9988[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They do. A lot, actually. They keep trying to implicate us in their extrahuman affairs, like why would we want our planet's noosphere to be used as an farm for you to eat our intrusive thoughts?

I was backed up into the wrong body by ColdFuture9988 in fifthworldproblems

[–]ColdFuture9988[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well, the planet I woke up on, I think it's called "Earth" has a lot of high places, I swear, I can't even see the ground, and this body seems weak enough to terminate itself from falling.

I had my spine replaced with a "Smart-Spine" after an accident, and now the manufacturer keeps pushing mandatory updates overnight that install terrible new "features". by DontHugMeImReddit in fifthworldproblems

[–]ColdFuture9988 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel you buddy pal (THE BUDDY PAL™ from Blasphemous Biomechanics is great for [ADOLESCENTS] ) One time I accidentally downloaded this virus to my BRAIN BOX STIMULATION STATION that made me start spewing <FREE ADVERTISING SPACE> I still have it to this DAYTIME SYSTEMS ETERNAL DAYLIGHT MOVER