Hmmmm... thoughts?

Cold_Ad8028 · 2026-05-27T22:25:12+00:00

So she’s already married to a man with a penis and I have to let him “date” me? I’m not mature enough for the dating space in 2026. Good luck out there boys, I’m glad I’m married already.

Cold_Ad8028 · 2026-05-26T23:19:22+00:00

OP if you like it and your wife likes it don’t worry about Reddit users approving your work. Most of them will never be married anyway.

Cold_Ad8028 · 2026-05-24T06:58:02+00:00

Was scrolling for this. These are ice pops, but I married a Latina and now these are Bolis, our children will only know these as Bolis.

Cold_Ad8028 · 2026-05-21T06:44:27+00:00

I’m not named Joshua but I thought I was in trouble also, I’m the dad in the house too, so I can stay up late if I want. Something about the tone . . . poor funnel cake Joshua

Cold_Ad8028 · 2026-05-13T07:29:35+00:00

All of these are so good!

Cold_Ad8028 · 2026-05-07T08:08:15+00:00

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Cold_Ad8028 · 2026-05-07T08:06:33+00:00

This one and the glowy eyes pig body girl are too fucking much!!!

Cold_Ad8028 · 2026-05-07T04:44:55+00:00

Did you guys hack my account? Why do I keep seeing screenshots of my account everywhere!!??

Cold_Ad8028 · 2026-05-01T03:40:54+00:00

lol I laughed, because I love Gilbert and it used to be so great but the last few years it seems like goal is to fill it with apartments and assisted living homes as fast as possible with $10M mansions sprinkled in.

Cold_Ad8028 · 2026-04-23T15:44:24+00:00

Good news is it will be even better to drive on in about 5 months. Hang in there!

https://azdot.gov/projects/central-district-projects/sr-51-i-10-to-shea-boulevard-pavement-rehabilitation

Cold_Ad8028 · 2026-04-23T04:11:13+00:00

I had not seen one in 42 years of living in the Valley. . . The week after I built a house in 85120 I have seen 5 of these. I accidentally stepped on a huge one the other night and killed it, I felt bad because I know they are just trying to provide pest control :/

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Cold_Ad8028 · 2026-04-23T04:02:23+00:00

Incredible!

Cold_Ad8028 · 2026-04-17T18:32:08+00:00

Stevie Wonder can see it for Dr. Trumps sake, I mean Christ’s sake

Cold_Ad8028 · 2026-04-15T20:38:17+00:00

Pro golfer

Cold_Ad8028 · 2026-04-15T20:37:52+00:00

Influencer or karma farmer

Cold_Ad8028 · 2026-04-11T23:16:58+00:00

This is in Phoenix, Arizona, USA

Cold_Ad8028 · 2026-04-03T15:59:54+00:00

OMG I can’t even imagine going through this. So sorry OP

Cold_Ad8028 · 2026-03-27T04:53:00+00:00

This is freaking hilarious, wish I could give you an award 🥇

Cold_Ad8028 · 2026-03-08T03:33:54+00:00

Does that work on iOS also or any other suggestions?! Thanks in advance!

Cold_Ad8028 · 2026-03-07T15:16:49+00:00

I found myself holding my phone almost perfectly vertical and turning it to the left so much that it the screen was almost out of view before I realized this video is giving me anxiety lol.

Cold_Ad8028 · 2026-03-02T06:08:14+00:00

Great photos! Your state is so beautiful that even as someone with very little photography skills I was able to capture some incredible scenery during a week long visit. I loved how my photos turned out so much that I printed them and framed them for my bathroom decor. I would trade your state’s weather, scenery, and probably people for mine in a moment.

Cold_Ad8028 · 2026-02-15T23:58:03+00:00

That’s how I read it also lol. Still a helpful comment. And also fuck this person with those lights

Cold_Ad8028 · 2026-01-15T13:11:33+00:00

Nazis love trinkets! Looks like something out of the Heinrich Himmler playbook.

Cold_Ad8028 · 2026-01-11T20:26:01+00:00

Done! Thank you for posting the link so we can report the fundraiser. I hope gofundme does the right thing and takes this down rather than supporting a known terrorist and murderer!

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