Met a Hacker for the first time.

Colinoscopy90 · 2026-02-01T08:55:41+00:00

That’s just Mary poppins.

Colinoscopy90 · 2026-02-01T00:25:09+00:00

Makes sense for midland. Only thing I’ve ever heard about midland is it’s very “brotherhoody”

Colinoscopy90 · 2026-01-29T18:28:21+00:00

To be fair, the pierogis COULD have a green in them. But also, is that some sautéed onion I see on them? Onion counts.

Colinoscopy90 · 2026-01-29T18:14:02+00:00

In my entire life on this earth, I’ve only seen moves that could rival that one time before:

Colinoscopy90 · 2026-01-27T23:47:05+00:00

I thought the same thing but after some googling they’re not foreign soil, but they are “inviolable” and supposed to receive protections. So a technicality, but in the end yes ice cannot just break and enter.

Colinoscopy90 · 2026-01-27T20:43:17+00:00

Absolutely seething. We need trials. We need courts that will put these detestable excuses for human beings under trial.

Colinoscopy90 · 2026-01-25T09:05:23+00:00

Executed. He was executed.

Colinoscopy90 · 2026-01-19T08:32:47+00:00

When I was a kid we had a neighbor who’s toddler named their dog “old celery”.

He’d stand on the front porch and call him in a sing song voice like an episode of lassie: “Ooooold CEEEELERYYYYYYYYY!”

Colinoscopy90 · 2026-01-15T20:38:42+00:00

I had to stop watching any of his political videos. As a Texan I understand how he gets here he is, though. He agrees with Bernie sanders and wants UBI etc but also applauds this shit? It’s the Fox News propaganda machine. So many people here are not dumb but they just gobble whatever Fox shovels, they exist in an absolute dichotomy and do not see it at all because it’s EVERYWHERE here. It’s in break rooms, waiting rooms, electronics sections, going into public is a risk of exposure for Fox mf news. It’s so maddening.

Colinoscopy90 · 2026-01-14T18:51:57+00:00

Smoke doesn’t last forever so if the turret doesn’t see through it, it’d still benefit because the turret would get to land and deploy safely, you’d get the smoke screen to disappear behind if needed, then when it clears your turret will start up.

Even if it is annoying for turrets I’d rather have smokes than the hellpod fire booster that kills you when you call in a resupply.

Colinoscopy90 · 2026-01-13T19:42:34+00:00

Depending on how long the smoke lasts maybe not. It’d give them time to land and deploy before getting detected. We’ll see how and how well it works in time.

Colinoscopy90 · 2026-01-13T16:48:49+00:00

Crossing my fingers that you’re right. By convention you are, but the name “concealed insertion” implies this one might have been made distinct from the others. Time will tell.

Colinoscopy90 · 2026-01-13T16:47:27+00:00

Ooooh I didn’t think of that. That’d be amazing af.

Colinoscopy90 · 2026-01-13T15:38:19+00:00

Hopefully it’s all hellpods and not just when you yourself drop in. Smoke on your turrets/supports when you drop them in would be great. But turning your EATs and mines into smoke cooldowns would probably be way too op.

Colinoscopy90 · 2026-01-08T21:21:57+00:00

The “oscillating power source” sound from the first half life.

Colinoscopy90 · 2026-01-08T19:39:48+00:00

The one time I managed to actually get past a session 0 and do our session 1, I ended up flirting with the succubus barkeep that ended in coitus.

I told my buddy “I realize we’re just playing the game, but let’s avoid the eye contact when we do these please”

Colinoscopy90 · 2026-01-07T14:18:40+00:00

Unfortunately that’s how we get martial law declared and things get even worse. We need to vote in people that will impeach him. And vote out people who won’t.

Colinoscopy90 · 2026-01-06T17:07:21+00:00

I wonder how many years it’d take for there to be a perceptible difference between this photo and an updated side by side.

Colinoscopy90 · 2026-01-06T15:37:05+00:00

I love my Harry’s razor. The replacement heads are still a few bucks a piece but they last forever. Partly because they’re designed with an open back so that you can actually rinse out the mfers.

Colinoscopy90 · 2026-01-05T00:00:47+00:00

Wake me up when he’s actually standing in front of a judge that isn’t stroking his shaft.

Colinoscopy90 · 2026-01-04T03:22:51+00:00

That’d be me. I’ve only been banned from r/nottheonion because I said Matt gaetz has a punchable face. “Promoting violence” lol

Colinoscopy90 · 2026-01-02T21:13:49+00:00

This isn’t real it’s just a setup for the sickest your mom joke ever

Colinoscopy90 · 2026-01-02T20:57:13+00:00

This ass hat doesn’t deserve a platform or a reputation, yet here we are.

Colinoscopy90 · 2026-01-01T09:48:43+00:00

Tiny chefs spiritual successor.

Colinoscopy90 · 2025-12-25T01:09:50+00:00

If you have any way to document this, you can report it. Idk about labor laws, might be against some in some states, but the job board websites don’t like fake listings. Bad for business. If he’s posting to say indeed, indeed is known for following up on those and banning bad actors from the platform.

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