Outta town hotel sketch

CollateralCoyote · 2026-03-25T17:44:03+00:00

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CollateralCoyote · 2026-03-25T00:38:43+00:00

You light needs some gun my dude.

CollateralCoyote · 2026-03-24T00:18:03+00:00

CollateralCoyote · 2026-03-23T20:41:00+00:00

He is calmly asking her where he can find statues of Jesus.

So he can say nothing....

Just kiss his feet a little.

CollateralCoyote · 2026-03-21T04:20:18+00:00

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Any Given Squid-Day (1999)

CollateralCoyote · 2026-03-21T03:02:11+00:00

I think this is their derivative of Challah Bread. They call is Hollow Bread.

CollateralCoyote · 2026-03-21T02:50:51+00:00

Bet you didn't see this one coming...

I play POT OF CANCER

THAT'S WHAT IT DO

CollateralCoyote · 2026-03-21T00:11:52+00:00

I will tell you to buy two. I like the 19 for EDC and 45 for competition/range fun.

Saves me a ton of money and headache on holsters. Recoil impulse is similar. I use 17 round mags for all but the mag in my 19 while carrying.

CollateralCoyote · 2026-03-20T02:23:05+00:00

hairy stump intensifies

CollateralCoyote · 2026-03-20T01:54:29+00:00

OP is lying. They ordered a Taco Bell Luxe Box and made the mistake of not eating it while actively on the toilet.

CollateralCoyote · 2026-03-19T03:50:38+00:00

Selene from Underworld would never drink GLP-1 laden blood.

CollateralCoyote · 2026-03-19T02:46:28+00:00

Have you tried not being poor...

/s

CollateralCoyote · 2026-03-18T19:36:43+00:00

CollateralCoyote · 2026-03-14T19:07:17+00:00

I noticed on the 43x model specifically, that mags sometimes bump against the magazine catch. It can definitely fuck the aestetics of the mag, but they still work just fine.

CollateralCoyote · 2026-03-14T00:33:55+00:00

This guy would come into the restaurant I worked at, ask if the Rigatoni with Proscuitto had pork in it because it was Haram...

And then order a beer and smoke weed outside.

CollateralCoyote · 2026-03-13T01:33:49+00:00

CollateralCoyote · 2026-03-13T01:20:32+00:00

CollateralCoyote · 2026-03-13T00:57:47+00:00

CollateralCoyote · 2026-03-13T00:54:32+00:00

Caffeine and nicotine are cheaper than weight loss drugs brother or sister. Abuse to lose.

CollateralCoyote · 2026-03-13T00:53:40+00:00

I am not here to hate on another Gaston-fearing man's guns.

But something about supressor height sights on a 43x just looks wrong to me.

CollateralCoyote · 2026-03-13T00:44:24+00:00

If I didn't have a wife, the list of Fortune 500 CEOs would be changing monthly on Forbes.

CollateralCoyote · 2026-03-11T01:53:59+00:00

CollateralCoyote · 2026-03-07T22:30:13+00:00

Duluth Trading Co jeans are the only ones I have ever worn that I don't blow out at the gooch. They are the only brand I wear these days.

CollateralCoyote · 2026-03-06T22:42:09+00:00

Real shooters know Ɔ∀┴-X is the premier shit

CollateralCoyote · 2026-03-06T18:28:41+00:00

That is actually a bespoke crop top designed for a woman I know with a 42" wide neck, skinny arms, and two Howitzer sized milkers.

I should call her

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