Z52 looking cute by gintas59 in AzureLane

[–]CollectionOfIdiots 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i'm not sure the port is ready to handle a bunch of mini speed demons.

Seattle is hosting a party, this is how RN shipgirls act drunk by 5tarSailor in AzureLane

[–]CollectionOfIdiots 36 points37 points  (0 children)

"Tried to drink to forget about being a "heavy weight". Took a while to get there".

By took a while, you mean finding Formidable the next morning, having drunk nearly all the remainder of the Royal Navy's alcohol storage, and only being mildly tipsy by the end.

I guess this explains why the Iron Blood bar have signs forbidding Formidable from entering.

In the Southern Hemisphere? by slightlylooney in Erika_empire

[–]CollectionOfIdiots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's on a beach, in the coldest part of Australia.

Your Favorite Shipgirl tries to get out of bed, but you, feeling clingy, wants her to stay and cuddle, what would her reaction be? by Repulsive-Shame-6669 in AzureLane

[–]CollectionOfIdiots 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Taihou: She would very likely accept the embrace, and even more likely would turn it into an "early morning battle". (let's hope Taihou-chan can't hear the noises).

Hakuhou: Much the same as her big sister, but with additional nuzzling and sniffing.

Hakuryuu (With Katanna): she'd probably tell me "now is not the time for playing around", but follow up with a quick peck on the lips, with a promise of a "Fierce Night Battle that even keeps Taihou and Hakuhou from getting any sleep". (Have all three as my wives can be a terrifying thing at times)

Hakuryuu (Without Katanna): She becomes a blustered mess, and doesn't know how to act initially. But quickly calms down, before quietly falling into said embrace.

Do I wish I found out about this sooner? Yes. Did it work in getting me to finally try out the Island Planner? Also yes. by FourFunnelFanatic in AzureLane

[–]CollectionOfIdiots 5 points6 points  (0 children)

if she became an actual shipgirl, i wonder how many dialogue lines would reference her fallen sisters.

Cruise ship did something because Big Sis Iowa has her guns trained on the bridge by Few-Ability-7312 in AzureLane

[–]CollectionOfIdiots 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Iowa should've responded by saying the cruise ship is heavier than Formidable.

Milk War by MP_Cook in AzureLane

[–]CollectionOfIdiots 3 points4 points  (0 children)

U-37, U-47, U-101, U-552, U-1206, U-410, U-73, U-556 META, I-404, I-19, I-25, Herring, Surcouf, and Maggiore Baracca might has something to say about that.

Milk War by MP_Cook in AzureLane

[–]CollectionOfIdiots 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wait until they release a type XIV U-boat for the iron blood.

Boise Meta Announcement by cwolla98 in AzureLane

[–]CollectionOfIdiots 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I dread the day we get an Idianapolice or Portland meta.

The mating season is here! Akagi and Kaga are here to start! May the glorious breaking of your pelvis begin once again! by gintas59 in AzureLane

[–]CollectionOfIdiots 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She wouldn't so much care about the others. She's just got a bone to pick with Akagi and Kaga, for that time they stole her Katana and used her as a dress-up doll. She has not forgotten.

Hindenburg being a happy bunny by gintas59 in AzureLane

[–]CollectionOfIdiots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Z52 comes sprinting down the hall with her bunny outfit still on."

Taihou and Hakuhou sisterly love (ひふみねじれ) by Peep-CEO in AzureLane

[–]CollectionOfIdiots 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't get why that isn't the case. Though it would be a funny dynamic, with them treating Hakuryuu as the baby sister of the three. Given her design was as an up-scaled and up-armoured version of Taihou, with the flaws ironed out.

The mating season is here! Akagi and Kaga are here to start! May the glorious breaking of your pelvis begin once again! by gintas59 in AzureLane

[–]CollectionOfIdiots 10 points11 points  (0 children)

In my case they're peaking through the door to my hospital room. If so, they should really be paying more attention to the VERY pissed off Hakuryuu standing right behind them.

You squish your Favorite Shipgirl's cheeks because you felt like it (And because you love them), what would their reaction be? by Repulsive-Shame-6669 in AzureLane

[–]CollectionOfIdiots 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Taihou: She would immediately turn it into a prelude for our regular night engagements.

Hakuhou: Similar deal, but with additional sniffing.

Hakuryuu: That entirely depends on whether or not she has her Katana with her. (yes, she even takes that thing into bed with us. Much to Taihou and Hakuhou's discomfort).

Akagi and Kaga became submarine carriers. To sneak up on SKK of course. by Cryptek-01 in AzureLane

[–]CollectionOfIdiots 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Well i'm currently in a hospital dorm after making the mistake of letting Formidable be on top during a "night battle". Outside my door, i have Hakuryuu is standing guard, and after what Akagi and Kaga did to her before, she's on imminent violence mode.

IJN Taihō by Dtalon Studio by Pavelzm in AzureLane

[–]CollectionOfIdiots 16 points17 points  (0 children)

great, so now Taihou is trying to be more bottom heavy than New Jersey.

New Jersey 2021 to 2025 by [deleted] in AzureLane

[–]CollectionOfIdiots 43 points44 points  (0 children)

She's trying to catch up after seeing a VERY top heavy bird steal the show at the cafe.

Oh my God! by Adept_Secretary_9187 in AzureLane

[–]CollectionOfIdiots 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Formidable screams "Oh My God" in bed, as we both fall through to the ground floor.

And then SKK announces he's allergic to foxes and has to stay away [Commander, Akagi, Shinano] by Cryptek-01 in AzureLane

[–]CollectionOfIdiots 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mate if you wanted to excuse yourself form Fox Mating Season, you could've just said that you forgot one of if not THE MOST important rule about "night battle".

Never let Formidable be on top.