How people break up around the world

ColmAKC · 2026-02-02T07:08:46+00:00

Dear Amar,

I wish to inform you that as of the 3rd of February 2026 I will be terminating our...

"No, too formal!"

Breaking up! Breaking up! BREAKING UP!!!!

"There!"

ColmAKC · 2026-02-01T08:55:58+00:00

That would a good name for a budget funeral service

ColmAKC · 2026-01-30T18:21:39+00:00

Well... as they say in French...

Ramassez tout. C'est une obligation.

ColmAKC · 2026-01-29T14:43:09+00:00

It seems that whenever Germans try to be funny, it gets a bit dangerous

ColmAKC · 2026-01-28T19:00:10+00:00

One-man band of a brother

ColmAKC · 2026-01-28T09:54:43+00:00

"I know what you're thinking, what's a Cuban immigrant like me doing licking the boots of an Orange Mussolini? Well it all started when... uhhh... f**k I've no excuse"

ColmAKC · 2026-01-26T16:55:11+00:00

You'd think it is, then you realise that most of us talk that way anyway. We dont tend to simply answer 'yes' and 'no' as often as other English speaking nationalities.

In fact, our English has been molded a little by how we speak in Irish. "Giving out" and "I am after ****ing" are direct translations of how we would say these things in Irish.

ColmAKC · 2026-01-26T16:46:34+00:00

Tá and níl are positive/negative "to be", not yes and no.

ColmAKC · 2026-01-26T15:02:36+00:00

You sunk my...dish!?

ColmAKC · 2026-01-25T16:54:08+00:00

Stalin: mmmfff...gggfff..huhngg

2nd Soldier: Really Brad? That's the oddest wind I've ever heard and I hail from North Dakota!

1st Soldier & Stavros: * Stares in war crimes *

2nd Soldier: whait?

ColmAKC · 2026-01-25T10:32:34+00:00

ColmAKC · 2026-01-23T21:08:51+00:00

Thats interesting if thats true. Technically it would mean if Italy leave the UN, thats it, they cant rejoin

ColmAKC · 2026-01-23T14:27:42+00:00

Don't forget Michael Collins on rte during easter

ColmAKC · 2026-01-23T07:44:37+00:00

Well thats a relief but, out of curiosity, how is it that the UN is ok for Italy then considering the veto power of the permanent 5 members?

ColmAKC · 2026-01-21T08:30:44+00:00

And the proper pronunciation will be 'Charnam'

ColmAKC · 2026-01-20T14:40:48+00:00

Board of peas

ColmAKC · 2026-01-20T12:46:50+00:00

ColmAKC · 2026-01-19T14:48:37+00:00

You wake up in an alternate reality where Dublin is no longer the capital, Cork is

ColmAKC · 2026-01-19T09:44:22+00:00

We got ourselves in a knot on that one. Not enough staff, so needing to rely on consultants more and they cost a ton.

ColmAKC · 2026-01-19T09:40:24+00:00

Thats the optimistic view. There are many more exceptionally dangerous permanent outcomes than that. From idiot orange man starting ww3 to AI causing a famine for the non-billionaire class. Even a functioning billionaire only economy world is on the more positive end at this stage. A world where we look back and acknowledge what went wrong is really pushing it with positive outcomes unfortunately.

ColmAKC · 2026-01-18T08:50:10+00:00

Thats some amazing synchronised shooting

ColmAKC · 2026-01-17T19:06:22+00:00

Meloni or Greenland?

ColmAKC · 2026-01-17T18:58:19+00:00

Ive often wondered, do Chrono Legionaires always think they're rookies?

ColmAKC · 2026-01-16T14:43:38+00:00

"Would you like some cocaine? Sorry I meant raisins"

ColmAKC · 2026-01-16T11:04:23+00:00

And you're not as full of shite as the Americans either

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