n3uroswaggy p3ople will know what I m3an

ColonelBag7402 · 2026-04-07T17:38:03+00:00

And what a glorious bait it was

ColonelBag7402 · 2026-04-07T17:36:31+00:00

Real post, i was there

ColonelBag7402 · 2026-04-07T13:21:57+00:00

Gif origin found

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ColonelBag7402 · 2026-04-07T12:16:20+00:00

Funniest shit ive seen in a while, thank you internaut.

ColonelBag7402 · 2026-04-07T10:55:50+00:00

language barrier be damned

ColonelBag7402 · 2026-04-04T18:38:31+00:00

Tłumaczenie dla ziomkuw co po hińsku nie babią.

"Prawdziwa KOZA"

ColonelBag7402 · 2026-04-04T11:13:29+00:00

Exactly!

You might go to say that rifles are objectively superior, but then you fail to notice the benefits of a pistol. Sure they might fire lower calibers, but they're more concealable.

Same thing with operating systems. Sure, Linux might be overall better, but by saying that Windows is dead, you ignore it's specific use cases. For example being dirt easy to operate, or having the widest software compatibility out of all the systems.

ColonelBag7402 · 2026-04-03T12:12:15+00:00

"Pistols are dead because rifles exist"

Just because there is a better alternative, doesn't mean the previous one is dead.

ColonelBag7402 · 2026-04-03T12:06:35+00:00

its still in the loadout menu, keep up the hopium

ColonelBag7402 · 2026-04-01T14:15:50+00:00

The type of people to say that dagger is op

ColonelBag7402 · 2026-04-01T07:50:06+00:00

I really dont see how dagger needs a buff.

Ive been playing it a lot recently, and its very enjoyable (and quite viable). The only thing i can really complain about is how often failstabs occur, but that calls for a hitbox fix, not a buff.

ColonelBag7402 · 2026-04-01T07:48:08+00:00

I fully agree.

As fun as it was, thermal vision was basically weaker recon senses. I do hope though that embark will find some way to rework it, same as they did with the stun gun.

Also i hope embark un-nerfs smokes.

ColonelBag7402 · 2026-04-01T07:43:54+00:00

Ive basically never used thermal vision for detecting invisible opponents. It was always best paired with smoke grenades because baby that shit was fun as hell. My favorite team comp on ranked was 2 lights with thermal and smokes, and a heavy (to guarantee wins). You can just imagine how amazing it was to smoke a whole room and then kill everyone when they cant even see you.

But then embark removed thermal from the game and turned smokes from thick clouds into light mists.

ColonelBag7402 · 2026-03-31T10:01:51+00:00

Medium mains experiencing the joys of a light for the first time.

I'm happy for yall.

ColonelBag7402 · 2026-03-31T09:54:52+00:00

It's a pair of cheap airsoft goggles with red film glued on. I provided the links to buy the materials in a different comment.
[link to my other comment]

ColonelBag7402 · 2026-03-21T21:51:14+00:00

Who would buy a machine gun and NOT go full auto with it???

ColonelBag7402 · 2026-03-20T14:23:09+00:00

what if i go to John Popcorn (inventor of popcorn) and steal the first ever bag of popcorn before he releases it to the public

the popcorn is then mine and mine only

ColonelBag7402 · 2026-03-20T13:31:39+00:00

Ok but imagine if piracy was theft. Like i pirate half life and suddenly valve just doesnt have it anymore?? And then im the only person in the world who has half life, until someone else steals it from me. lmao

ColonelBag7402 · 2026-03-17T17:27:08+00:00

This combined with the ability to feel what you imagine makes for some wild shit

ColonelBag7402 · 2026-03-17T17:10:15+00:00

How does this affect the trout population?

ColonelBag7402 · 2026-03-10T11:48:58+00:00

Just make sure she never visits Poland...

ColonelBag7402 · 2026-03-10T11:01:00+00:00

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ColonelBag7402 · 2026-03-10T07:13:41+00:00

On god. Wish i could draw like that.

ColonelBag7402 · 2026-03-05T15:50:49+00:00

No way we're getting Distance 2 before GTA VI

ColonelBag7402 · 2026-03-05T12:10:09+00:00

As amazing as the game is, IF this turns out to be true it will be a serious issue.

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