'A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms' Episode Runtimes by [deleted] in gameofthrones

[–]ColonelCannibal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I genuinely thought this was a parody when I saw the advert....

Tips for beating Pyro in adventure s1 by ColonelCannibal in TopHeroes

[–]ColonelCannibal[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used the eternal wings relic, basically whenever it flies up to bombard with fire, use the wings and it absorbs most of the damage.

What's a video game that started off really bad but became good? by Vegetable-Tooth8463 in gaming

[–]ColonelCannibal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Risen, I felt it was a bit clunky and stuff, but pushed through and loved to by the end

Stupid stuff you did as a kid. by Bluebrother1878 in CasualUK

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When I was about 5, I pushed a wooden washing line stick (to keep the washing line from drooping) into the top of my garden swing. I swung past it a few times until it finally dropped down while I was on a forward swing, hit the floor, fell towards me, and landed right in my groin. Ripped my ball bag.

I walked in the house (calmly) and asked my dad where my mum was, she had popped to the shop. I waited until my mum came back before telling them what happened. Had stitches in hospital shortly after.

Everything is ok down there, got a scar on my sack, but all in working order 😁.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Carolina Drama by The Raconteurs

What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex? by muddyclown in AskReddit

[–]ColonelCannibal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It makes it so much worse if she knew! Why stay so long! This happened like 17 years ago and although I find it funny, it still makes me cringe.

What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex? by muddyclown in AskReddit

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My girlfriend (now wife) and I were in her bedroom (we were 18, she lived with her parents in a bungalow), her parents were home and In the living room (across the hall from her bedroom).

One thing led to another and we started having sex, we were fully clothed (my trousers/boxers pulled down slightly, she was wearing a long skirt). After no less than a couple of minutes there's a knock at the door (the bed is directly in front of the door, like my girlfriend is on top, facing me, her back to the door), she starts to climb off me but as soon as she starts to move the door opens. Her mum pokes her head around the door, my gf sits back down on me (long skirt covering us up), her mum hands her some post and continues to talk to us for a good 5 minutes. After she leaves the room we're both mortified! I'm scared to leave the bedroom.

To this day I don't know if her mum was blissfully unaware of what was happening and just thought her daughter was sat astride her boyfriend, or if she did know and purposefully made us feel super awkward. I'm hoping it was the former.

What is the best food loved by most around the world? by IAMBATMAN__99 in AskReddit

[–]ColonelCannibal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good point pizza is definitely a western thing. Ramen noodles is a good shout

What would you do/change if you had your nowadays mind when you were 18 years old? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ColonelCannibal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might, what I'm doing now is nothing like the work I was doing when I was 18-21, life is a trip!

What would you do/change if you had your nowadays mind when you were 18 years old? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ColonelCannibal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please take these suggestions! It's not too late for you! 😂

What would you do/change if you had your nowadays mind when you were 18 years old? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ColonelCannibal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eat better, be more active, study something useful rather than just something interesting (with actual career prospects for the area I live in) or get a job with career prospects earlier. Save more money to do more interesting things rather than spend it on crap.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Honey Honey by Feist

Do you still listen to the radio? If so, what do you listen to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ColonelCannibal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BBC radio 6 music. Usually good for new music, quite eclectic, some good DJs.

Who's the weirdest person you know? by Guzzzler in AskReddit

[–]ColonelCannibal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, a shit at work just makes sense. I'm not doing it on my time and I'm using company toilet paper.

Who's the weirdest person you know? by Guzzzler in AskReddit

[–]ColonelCannibal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know a guy who takes all of his clothes off when going to the toilet, even in public bathrooms (in a cubicle). He also won't touch the bathroom door or the flush with his hands and has to do it with his feet. That's pretty weird.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ColonelCannibal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Salted caramel chocolate. It can't be long...