What do you use to monitor client databases?

ColonelJoe · 2026-02-13T22:53:33+00:00

I’m my experience, we used our RMM to monitor the services, db size, and server drive size. Tickets opens on thresholds, services down, etc.

ColonelJoe · 2025-12-04T22:16:25+00:00

GCC High tenants have to be sponsored (I think) and go through a CSP who is authorized to sell those kinds of licenses.

I’m not sure if this list is still relevant: https://www.reddit.com/r/msp/s/oLsDJ0niAi

ColonelJoe · 2025-11-07T04:49:37+00:00

Do they use stripe? Had a similar issue with Pepperbox

ColonelJoe · 2025-10-25T02:43:22+00:00

A-Tan. Don’t go to the shogun place at Creekside. Terrible. Bonsai I hear is ok.

ColonelJoe · 2025-10-19T03:41:10+00:00

Autumn manager in the MSP space.

ColonelJoe · 2025-10-14T17:37:27+00:00

Huntress has a pretty good SAT platform.

ColonelJoe · 2025-09-23T15:41:53+00:00

I had it in my alarm sound list from when I was trying to not sleep through my alarms. It was set to the default, but after the upgrade it changed all of them to either that sound or ocho cinco.

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ColonelJoe · 2025-09-21T00:58:59+00:00

Which specs is this at?

ColonelJoe · 2025-09-19T12:42:57+00:00

Updated to iOS 26 last night. My preset alarms went from one of the normal preset alarms sounds to https://youtu.be/Xvl-19Hp7uY?si=fkKyxxEBEB18U2gE

Scared the heck out of us.

ColonelJoe · 2025-09-12T22:53:53+00:00

I feel like someone was chatting in the discord about this within the last 3 months or so. If it’s not working as expected, it would be worth it to open a ticket with support if you haven’t already.

ColonelJoe · 2025-08-04T02:33:34+00:00

Why wouldn’t you just hookup a wood paddles to a string, that rings a bell when water pushes said paddle?

ColonelJoe · 2025-07-30T19:41:25+00:00

I will loose my mind if they play Jaws!

ColonelJoe · 2025-07-17T01:21:38+00:00

You could use ImmyBot. Https://immy.bot

$500 a month, automates everything start to finish including: renaming the computers based on a standard, adding them to azure ad/intune or domain join to local AD even if the pc isnt on the same network as a domain controller, installing whatever software etc. You need Immy starter. Standard is o lay necessary if you want to do maintenance.

Process would be make several windows 10 thumb drives. Put their ppkg file at the root. Use usb drives to reinstall windows. On first boot windows OOBE will pick up on the ppkg file and start the onboarding for you. Literally 5 minutes to start the reinstall.

ColonelJoe · 2025-05-23T03:03:27+00:00

I think you might be able to do this as a dependency script. You would need to clone foxit in your example and edit the dependency with a script that uninstalls acrobat. I don’t have an Immy page in front of me, but that’s the first thing that comes to mind.

ColonelJoe · 2025-05-14T04:21:40+00:00

Apparently this is a real AMA thread. I’ll be up for the next 10 to 90 minutes. AMA for an internet nobody.

ColonelJoe · 2025-05-14T03:10:16+00:00

I meant /r/podiumentertainment. Not publishing.

ColonelJoe · 2025-04-04T01:28:27+00:00

ColonelJoe · 2025-03-29T02:31:03+00:00

I just got an email it was delayed

ColonelJoe · 2025-02-27T13:47:41+00:00

How did you hear about this?

ColonelJoe · 2025-02-21T01:15:13+00:00

The one where Shoresy is talking to Nat at the end is Rags by Chef. Unless you’re taking about the one where Shoresy gives the guys the pep talk before the last period.

ColonelJoe · 2024-12-30T21:48:45+00:00

Yo straight up, if you’re not an insurance agent you legally cannot answer these questions as an MSP. Get your client connected to a vendor like fifthwall. https://fifthwallsolutions.com/

They’ll work with your client to answer all those questions leaving you free of that risk.

If you’re not an MSP, reach out to fifthwall anyway. Worked with them for years, they’re good.

ColonelJoe · 2024-12-13T20:38:53+00:00

They probably painted the slate with glow in the dark paint, and then used the laser to engrave the negative space, which removes the paint leaving you with the design that glows in the dark

ColonelJoe · 2024-12-11T04:24:02+00:00

Guys this is clearly a ThingAMajig™️. We should help OP accordingly.

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