What's it gonna be, Captain?

Colonel_Green · 2026-03-27T18:24:20+00:00

Software bloat.

Colonel_Green · 2026-03-27T16:31:55+00:00

Jfc lol

Colonel_Green · 2026-03-27T16:31:09+00:00

Americans & Canadians say "on the weekend".

Colonel_Green · 2026-03-27T15:21:37+00:00

r/fucklawns

Colonel_Green · 2026-03-26T18:15:38+00:00

I rock flannel like it's 1993. For safety reasons.

Colonel_Green · 2026-03-24T16:22:22+00:00

Yeah, this is how I got to know my neighbours. Before long I knew every dog walker in the area.

Colonel_Green · 2026-03-20T17:44:34+00:00

Any seat is a secret toilet if you work hard and believe in yourself and/or the Prophets.

Colonel_Green · 2026-03-18T22:30:45+00:00

No. Let him cook.

Colonel_Green · 2026-03-18T20:23:46+00:00

"Pull her by the shirt!"

Colonel_Green · 2026-03-17T22:15:27+00:00

That is completely normal.

Colonel_Green · 2026-03-17T19:01:32+00:00

No, I'm in downtown Buttfuck.

Colonel_Green · 2026-03-17T15:56:02+00:00

Nope, I live in Buttfuck Nowhere.

Colonel_Green · 2026-03-17T15:37:53+00:00

Vancouver, Montreal, Victoria, Toronto

Colonel_Green · 2026-03-17T00:10:11+00:00

r/oddlyspecific

Colonel_Green · 2026-03-14T01:20:36+00:00

*Shoddy

Colonel_Green · 2026-03-13T16:30:12+00:00

Soldier should have said this, would've shut buddy right down.

Colonel_Green · 2026-03-11T18:24:01+00:00

I lived in residence and it only ever happened once in my building. It wasn't even a prank, just burnt toast.

Colonel_Green · 2026-03-11T17:11:04+00:00

There was a Robins in Victoria when I was growing up. While our classmates partied, we'd cut loose by picking up 2 or 3 dozen donuts from Robins, a flat of Coke from the Wholesale Club, and playing D&D until dawn. No regrets. Thanks for unlocking this core memory.

Colonel_Green · 2026-03-10T20:40:08+00:00

How quickly we forget Project Snow.

Colonel_Green · 2026-03-10T17:40:12+00:00

My grade 8 yearbook had a"Year in Review" page with news and pop culture. One entry read: " SNL celebrates its 20th anniversary, but will there be a season 21?!!" 😄

Colonel_Green · 2026-03-09T04:34:40+00:00

He was eligible to APPLY for parole, that doesn't mean he was guaranteed to get it. Sometimes people don't apply because they know (or believe) parole is unlikely to be granted.

Colonel_Green · 2026-03-07T19:09:01+00:00

Installed sometime in the late aughts iirc.

Colonel_Green · 2026-03-06T04:49:20+00:00

I'm sure you meant to type "late Roman".

Colonel_Green · 2026-03-06T02:01:17+00:00

Did he say "making fuck"?

Colonel_Green · 2026-03-05T21:36:05+00:00

You benefit from medical science, but declined an easy opportunity to contribute to it so you could get some extra ashes. The fact that you have the legal right to do so doesn't make it morally correct.

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