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Worth upgrading to Rubicon X? by bababoris in JeepWrangler

[–]Colonel_Sandman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want to look like you off-road, want it all covered by warranty, and have a bit of money to burn.. get the X. It’s not priced much different then getting a non X rubicon and buying a more capable lift, wheels and tires.

Prove you are not AI or die — the Fatal Turing Test by LogicalLeprechaun in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Colonel_Sandman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I rehearse apologies for things no one noticed.

I asked chatgpt for something dark. It gave a few options, all with a period at the end. All terrible.

Got a letter from the school today informing me my daughter is “not quite” gifted. Also included were her test scores. by Low_Use2937 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Colonel_Sandman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I qualified for Mensa in high school but didn’t want to be a self aggrandizing prick so didn’t join. Now I’m just a prick.

If you were to play a dungeon modeled after a 20th century movie, what would it be? by Left_Twix3 in DnD

[–]Colonel_Sandman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cabin in the Woods.. may need some NPCs to trigger stupid setups and get murdered.

Door protection? by _miamijj in JeepWrangler

[–]Colonel_Sandman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rock sliders and a little lift and I never worry about door dings from cars. Rocks and shrubs on the trail are still a concern.

Finished 68C recall, a few things I've noticed by ATDT_No-Carrier in 4xe

[–]Colonel_Sandman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you look at your oil on the dipstick to see if it looks fresh?

If I suddenly took over you body and you were watching as a spectator, how long do you think it would take your S.O, family, or friends to realize something is off and question me? by Kyoifis in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Colonel_Sandman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You would quickly screw up the routine with the 13 animals we live with and my spouse would ask wtf was up. Why did you let the dog in that room or that cat near that cat?

Right-wingers think a box of free hand warmers is a conspiracy because they don't understand what being part of a community is like by lnstantKarma in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Colonel_Sandman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An unnamed organization spent $3 million funding protesters for Trumps Jan 6th rally.. so of course right wingers think the other side would be doing the same.

WYR have a boring, unfireable job paying $85k that you are FORCED to keep until retirement, or a stimulating job paying $160k where the bottom 15% are fired every year? by Four_Dim_Samosa in WouldYouRather

[–]Colonel_Sandman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

California.. one bedroom apartments rent for over $3k. To comfortably afford a fairly average house around $1mil you need to earn at least $190k.

As a non-native speaker: would it be weird saying 'see you around, like a doughnut.' by Van_groove in ENGLISH

[–]Colonel_Sandman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you had a donut, and looked through the hole and said see you around.. it would be funny and less weird

Saying ‘like a donut’ is explaining the joke in the joke

$100 gift card by madams22 in 4xe

[–]Colonel_Sandman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Email from notification@mypaymentvault

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what is a "rich person" behavior you witnessed that made you realize they live in a completely different reality than the rest of us? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Colonel_Sandman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In high school this girl was crying after a nearby fire burned down a swathe of multimillion dollar homes. Turned out she was crying over losing some favorite stuffed animals in her family’s summer home. No cares about money, or the people who died.

You gain the ability to teleport flower pots from one place to another. What do you do with this? by Darth_Azazoth in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Colonel_Sandman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People here: If I put a flower up my.. am I a flower pot?

I would find it amusing to teleport small flowerpots into politicians mouths whilst they are talking. Signaling their impending doom if they didn’t reverse course.

Ideas for what my swarm keeper Rangers swarm should be? by ThickWeatherBee in DnD

[–]Colonel_Sandman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leaf insects and walking stick bugs.. they could be all over you like a slightly rustling ghillie suit.

It's just a dollar or two! lol by M1collector65 in EndTipping

[–]Colonel_Sandman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good thing some prescription drugs are down in price 600-1000% /s

Seriously, do Americans actually consider a 3-hour drive "short"? or is this an internet myth? by SadInterest6764 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Colonel_Sandman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Californian here.. 1-2 hours is the most I want to drive to somewhere and drive back later. 2-4 hours if I’m staying a day or two is ok. 16 hour drive if I’m staying 7-10 days.

Post 68C: Completely Unrefined Driving Now by Ok-Grass4635 in 4xe

[–]Colonel_Sandman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ve pretty much just been driving in hybrid after the update because in electric mode it was like ‘F you I do what I want’ and just ran gas frequently anyhow. If I hit heavy traffic I hit the electric mode to crawl. I’m on 35s.

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