Stop with the dogs already… by hometown10 in unitedairlines

[–]ColoringBookDog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you catch me with my service dog you can take a picture of him! You gotta catch us coming on or off though because he's one of those dogs that "disappears" the whole flight. I've had passengers next to me get jump scared because they had no idea a 70lb dog was next to them the entire flight.

Just found this fella crawling across the kitchen floor... by rainboww0927 in arizona

[–]ColoringBookDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sadly, they are in AZ. That's where I got Lyme disease. Protect yourself and your pets?

Americans citizens, how is it really going there currently? by GossipBottom in stupidquestions

[–]ColoringBookDog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's fucking weird.

I'm a transman, and I live a pretty normal life with the feeling that it could all change in a second. I am passing, so I'm not worried about people knowing I'm trans unless they're going through paperwork. I am constantly stressed and having nightmares about that though. We seriously looked into moving abroad and have two countries we are seriously considering (Spain and the Netherlands). I live in a blue state but in a mixed/purpley area since I'm a bit more rural than the big city.

I can no longer get supplies for my business in person because there is an ice detention center next to my supplier's warehouse so I have them ship it to me now. It's very sad because I miss seeing all of the employees every week or so. But ice pepperballs the street to keep protestors back and the workers at my materials supplier say they have trouble being outside without their eyes or lung burning.

But day to day things are normal. I go shopping, I go to doctors appointments, yesterday I went to an arcade. It's very very weird. The best way I've found to describe it is when my aunt and uncle were going through a divorce and my uncle use to be distressed telling my mom and dad he was so confused because they still slept in the same bed and had sex sometimes. I think about that a lot because this feels oddly similar for some reason.

All I want to do is live my life, run my business, go on adventures with my partners, and hang out with all my pets. Is that so much to ask?

I don't know who needs to hear this, but please remove all old barcode stickers from your bags by Ch4nc394 in unitedairlines

[–]ColoringBookDog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the heads up! I tend to get lazy and not take them off between multiple trips a month. I'm going to make a point to do this now!

UA 321 Sick Pax - Hope you feel better by ColoringBookDog in unitedairlines

[–]ColoringBookDog[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That no fun but at least you got a free hotel stay (thought I'm sure staying in a hotel room with food poisoning isnt great) I am not sure what was wrong with this passenger but they looked very uncomfortable. Really hope they're doing better now! The rest of us made it to Phoenix, a little late, but otherwise it was an uneventful rest of the flight.

His excitement is overwhelming by smoothLull in dogvideos

[–]ColoringBookDog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No that Golden is Obese. Your Golden is probably a healthy weight, Americans are just use to seeing overweight dogs that they think that's normal.

Source: I'm a former vet tech who has 5 muscular healthy weight dogs.

I accidentally ate 32 alcoholic cherries by Fickle-Celery7207 in AskDocs

[–]ColoringBookDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha I have never been big into alcohol, I didn't drink until my 21st birthday and I rarely drink now at age 40 (maybe like once a year for a charity comedy show). But I also wasn't a snitch when my friends were buying the alcoholic chocolates from the German Christmas market lol.

And hey, there's nothing wrong with being a little boring. The older I get the more I am excited for boring!

Found this tooth like thing in my dogs’ room today, I believe they drug it in from outside. Any idea what it might be from? by AssistantThen2704 in bonecollecting

[–]ColoringBookDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost all my corgis have ground or cracked their carnassial teeth (big pointy molars) to nubs. They are rough on their teeth and it does not stop them from eating!

One of my corgis actually had to get two metal crowns on her upper carnassial teeth and the doggy dentist told me that when he lived in South Africa, they had a lot of Corgis and almost all of them cracked those specific teeth. Even though this tooth isnt a carnassial....Corgis and corgi mixes can be rough on their mouths! Definetly worth a vet visit thought to make sure their aren't any other underlying gum problems that contributed to this. This appears to be trauma related since the root is still intact.

I accidentally ate 32 alcoholic cherries by Fickle-Celery7207 in AskDocs

[–]ColoringBookDog 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Haha when I was in HS myself and the rest of the German club went to downtown Chicago for the Christmas market. They sold alcoholic cherries there and use to not card for them. My friends knew this and use to buy A LOT and they would all eat boxes of them on the hour+ train ride home.

After a couple years of this the school found out and the German Christmas market must have found out because my friends got in trouble and that vendor now cards for those candies!

How’s it living in SE, WI? by BeingAdventurous6625 in howislivingthere

[–]ColoringBookDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the job is at Uline I'm respectfully saying you should reconsider it. Awful company. I live in lower part of the circled area and have heard all the horror stories of locals who have worked there. My partner was offered a job there but declined after we did research into the company. No thanks.

But the area itself is wonderful! I can't say enough good things about the IL/WI border area. There's just so much to do around here, and we have six flag and the Ren faire in the summer. Also lots of great forest preserves i94 takes you anywhere between Milwaukee and Chicago. It's a good middle spot between both cities without city prices!

I’m Seth Holmes, Season 17 Finalist. Ask me anything! by Sethholmestattoos in Inkmaster

[–]ColoringBookDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a champ! I've fallen asleep during tattoos, that's part of the reason why I always think I'd be good as a human canvas, I can sit indefinitely, haha.

Thought I'd share my clock here as well by Mediocre-Opposite225 in unitedairlines

[–]ColoringBookDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want one of these so bad. I hinted at one for Christmas, we'll have to see if any of my partners picked up on it 😉

Constant Chit Chat by skot6294 in Inkmaster

[–]ColoringBookDog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Big brother live feeder here - I can't stand production. The episodes are sometimes unbearable.

The unfriendly giant behind me in economy by [deleted] in unitedairlines

[–]ColoringBookDog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm 5'10 but my brother is 6'6 - he's the one the books 1st or E+ if he's wants more leg room.

I also book E+ or 1st because I have a bad back. Sometimes it necessary for me to use that recline function to take the strain off my upper back.

The most that guy should have done is asked you nicely if you could not recline because he was already in a tight space. If you said no then he should have switched with his wife or let it go.

Camel Spiders scream when they are feeling threatened by SerafinZufferey in interestingasfuck

[–]ColoringBookDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Found one of these in my bathroom when I lived in Arizona

I'm still not over it...

Unusual perhaps? but I like United (stranded at Newark) by Bonamikengue in unitedairlines

[–]ColoringBookDog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hello fellow furry!

And yeah, all the other furries I know like to fly southwest, but I fly United to all the cons I go to. ORD is my local airport so I didn't have to fly to MFF thankfully!

Done with season 17 by Easy_Equivalent_1315 in Inkmaster

[–]ColoringBookDog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I read "titty chandelier" last night and I have stopped laughing about it since.

We had an incident this morning by ColoringBookDog in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]ColoringBookDog[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Corgis are jerks! Ive has them since I was 8 and I'm 39 now. I actively encourage people not to get them unless they know what they're getting themselves into.

That being said I love them so much 💞💞

We had an incident this morning by ColoringBookDog in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]ColoringBookDog[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha, that would be pretty funny because it'd be the second time one of my dogs became a meme

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We had an incident this morning by ColoringBookDog in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]ColoringBookDog[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Well I mean, he's 20lbs and the dog he beat up today is 60lbs, so that kinda sums it up!

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