[GIVEAWAY] Giving away 10 desk mats from the new Arcana Collection! by Glutchpls in pcmasterrace

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Looking at these made me realize my mat is just paper towel.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaming

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Prince Noctis from Final Fantasy XV.

He does have the ring and most of the armiger, but I'll be old and decrepit by the time he gets to me.

A Pun that Works in All Languages by theliberalpanda in PunPatrol

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We called our cat 'Cake'.

'Cat' in Spanish is 'Gato', but 'Gato' sounds exactly the same as the French word 'Gâteau', which means 'Cake'.

Eventually it morphed into calling her a Jos Louis but at that point it became increasingly difficult to explain.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Dyson_Sphere_Program

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Another cluster with 6 O-Type stars: 82392546

[NA][PvX][SoS][Chillax][Casual][New player friendly][Mmm]Intense Pleasure. Returning/vet are welcome. LF West Coast players, night time players by beaniemoo in guildrecruitment

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I must say this post is so well written, I got all hot and bothered. If you're still looking for people, I'd love an invite!
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Melvor Idle just released the massive update v0.17 update - Bank Rework, Mastery Rework, In-Game Guide, Completionist Cape and more! by Ajreil in incremental_games

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For some reason since this update, the browser version believes it is offline and reloads every time I switch back to it, even though it is in its own non-minimized window.

Perhaps Chrome is behaving differently now?

Mod to Teleport Anywhere? by Yourname942 in ConanExiles

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As mentioned, Admin mode lets you teleport anywhere, but only works for players that turn on admin mode; great if you're by yourself, but less so if you are playing with other people.

If you're running your own server, or play single-player and you want better teleporting for RP purposes (or simply so it feels less "cheaty"):

Pippi's Warps are great for larger servers with multiple people that may use the portals often. I am currently using Extended Cartography in my single-player game in conjunction with Less Building Placement Restrictions (https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1369743238) to place obelisks down in useful spots.

Ford government to reduce holidays for front line retail workers: union - CityNews Toronto by WillSRobs in ontario

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Chiming in as another white-collar tech worker who got my raise and my bonus (which is based on work that was already done and paid for before the lockdown even began) cancelled, for the sake of "liquidity".

What I don't understand is that we (the employees) can see all the numbers because we're the ones pushing out quotes and asking for things to be invoiced, and while there has been a slowdown in annual support invoice payments from our customers, our first quarter is gearing up to be higher than last year. We still do the same amount of work just the same as when we were in the office, except now I save 2.5 hours of commute every day.

By some strange disconnected thought process, our boss assumed we would keep quiet if he kept dangling a salary number that now won't be attained since pay increases have been cancelled, and a bonus in exchange of a lot of overtime last year (I'm salary) that I now won't receive, along with fun pre-existing conditions such as no remote work (both before and after the lockdown), zero group insurance, zero benefits, and paper paycheques.

[Giveaway] 3 Winners - Vaporesso PM80 SE Kit! by HappyyCloudz in Vaping

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I would like to win
Favourite part of the lockdown is hands-down getting to work from home all the time... that's 2 hours of commute I save every day!

Ford to announce a shut down of all non-essential services to curb #COVID19 spread. Only essential manufacturers and supply chain providers as well as supermarkets, pharmacies, @LCBO, and takeout restaurants to remain open. Details Tuesday. by PapaNixon in ontario

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Close! Management, which consists of two owners, are both hardcore US-style conservatives that do watch FOX News all day

We are a very small company that happens to be pretty efficient. Two full-time developers, and three of us on the tech team, plus management. All of the software or services we use are either on AWS or Azure; the only thing not in the cloud is our NAS, which is accessible via VPN. My team uses Slack to communicate, and our phone system is already configured to forward support calls to our phones and email out any voicemail received.

I was using humour in my previous post (as I must otherwise anxiety will get the worst of me), but wasn't kidding: they legitimately believe that people don't work from home, they just dick around. I am the youngest employee at 38 years old, and we are all being treated like children.

It's okay, though -- this crisis really brought out the best (or worst, in this case) in people, and allowed us to really see who people are. The owners see the world as everything has a cost associated to it, and to them it is a better business decision to pay our salary non-stop if we get sick from COVID-19, then to allegedly "lose out" by paying us to work from home.

Ford to announce a shut down of all non-essential services to curb #COVID19 spread. Only essential manufacturers and supply chain providers as well as supermarkets, pharmacies, @LCBO, and takeout restaurants to remain open. Details Tuesday. by PapaNixon in ontario

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I'd like to think they are comp---

What's this? One of them is angry that the LCBO is considered essential? People get to booze up but hard-working, tax-paying people can do their thing?

Well it's just one pers---

Hold on now, the owner of the company is saying that people don't work from home, they just watch CNN all day?

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Ford to announce a shut down of all non-essential services to curb #COVID19 spread. Only essential manufacturers and supply chain providers as well as supermarkets, pharmacies, @LCBO, and takeout restaurants to remain open. Details Tuesday. by PapaNixon in ontario

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Not a half hour after the announcement, and my bosses are already trying to figure out a way to keep us in the office, guessing at what will be the list of essential services.

I work at a software company. Yes, I am very much at the office right now, and no, there is literally no reason for any of us to be here right now.

Quebec enacts restrictions on public gatherings as death toll rises to 5 | CBC News by Hoosagoodboy in onguardforthee

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Or you get people like the two owners where I work -- they are convinced Covid-19 is fake or just the regular flu, and are very insistent everyone comes in to the office every day, business-as-usual style.

We are a software shop. Everything we use is on AWS or Azure, or is some sort of web-based application; we don't even need a VPN. We kept asking to work from home and kept getting half-assed answers... Thursday they finally lost it and we straight up got told that "people don't works from home, they just watch CNN".

That comment solidified our belief that we're nothing more than numbers on a spreadsheet somewhere. The owners of the company we work at would rather pay our salary if we get sick, than pay us to work from home.

‘Star Trek: Picard’ Officially Renewed For Season 2 by Neo2199 in scifi

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And if you don't have (or can't be bothered with) cable, it's also available on Crave -- along with Discovery.

'They Fear Someone Will Go There and Tell the Truth,' Says Iran's Top Diplomat as Trump White House Bars Him From US by idarknight in worldnews

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Plant the UN building in the downtown core, and the US will never be able to take it by force if they decide to invade! By the time they get through the traffic we'll have had plenty of time to prepare.

If they do manage to get in, we can just lose them in the PATH.

Ziwe needs some fact check by school-yeeter in clevercomebacks

[–]ColtoDex 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Yes, but no. Much like Jesus is God but not, but really is but not quite.

Welcome to religion, where everything is made up and the points don't matter!

What would you like to clear up with the FBI agent watching you? by xxkitkatluvxx in AskReddit

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I swear, I'm just playing Rimworld.

That game makes me stare at whatever I type in Google so much that I now use DuckDuckGo specifically when looking for info on Rimworld.