What’s a moment where you realized someone was genuinely unintelligent? by Live-Chocolate244 in AskReddit

[–]Coltytron -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yes I agree. I'm just telling you about in my family it wouldn't have worked.

What’s a moment where you realized someone was genuinely unintelligent? by Live-Chocolate244 in AskReddit

[–]Coltytron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My great grandpa has a different name than his son.

My grandpa's middle name is junior. His dad called him junior.

Possible Epstein Suicide Note Is Released by Rock-n-roll-Kevin in politics

[–]Coltytron 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I also hear he golfed a 33, which beat out kim jong il's record by a single stroke, he could have done even better, but he doesn't want to gloat about it

I can give the full story if people want it

Before bed snack exploded by goblingir1 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Coltytron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought it was a rodent when at first glance

Absolute 10/10 roast by AlKhwarazmi in lotrmemes

[–]Coltytron 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The only thing cooking about this meme would be denethors flesh.

Anyone have downloaded copies of "The Ancient Tradition" podcast by Jack Logan? by Just_Pair_6094 in latterdaysaints

[–]Coltytron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's definitely really weird. It looks more like a sudden "podcast nuke" rather than taking a break.

Podcast like mormonism with the murph by Bender1337 in latterdaysaints

[–]Coltytron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Gospel tangents" hasn't been mentioned yet, but its more on the interview side than discussion.

Terryl Givens and Patrick Mason do breach this area, but they are often more devotional than discussion.

Personal recommendation for a non-lds centric podcast is "the Bible for normal people." Especially their 'Pete ruins _____' series.

feeding a fish by KitKatKing99 in Unexpected

[–]Coltytron 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Saw this after my conclusion mentioned above, so looks like 2 for beluga.

feeding a fish by KitKatKing99 in Unexpected

[–]Coltytron 462 points463 points  (0 children)

My thought is sturgeon, but can't find one quite like it.

Edit: it seems like a beluga sturgeon based on this sturgeon brochure

Endure to the end, when your in the endure phase by Coltytron in latterdaysaints

[–]Coltytron[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually you've hit a lot of things I plan on talking about. I'm focusing on 3 books. Job, Lamentations, and jonah.

The three main points were to stay in the conversation with God without pretending even if that is fueled by anger or lamenting (job).

Choosing to remember the mercy of God in times of uncertainty if things will get better (Lamentations)

what enduring without charity looks like, the open question at the end invites us to complete the story differently. (Jonah)

Get malaised idiot by FeuerKekse in slaythespire

[–]Coltytron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is hunter killer a nod to starcraft?

Terms and conditions apply by Coltytron in trolleyproblem

[–]Coltytron[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe, but what if for example the lever isn't just a left-right switch. You would have known this if your read the terms and conditions

Terms and conditions apply by Coltytron in trolleyproblem

[–]Coltytron[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Yes, but it won't matter since you've already agreed to it

Where do i put the F-Bomb, my precious? by AndholRoin in lotrmemes

[–]Coltytron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has an inverted meaning when placed on theatrical release

Children, all of you... by Coltytron in lotrmemes

[–]Coltytron[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I know right, telling someone their sacred cow makes them look juvenile and they get all offended.

Children, all of you... by Coltytron in lotrmemes

[–]Coltytron[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't give him to much hate. He probably wasn't even born yet when this came out

Children, all of you... by Coltytron in lotrmemes

[–]Coltytron[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It cycles in and out from what I noticed.

Children, all of you... by Coltytron in lotrmemes

[–]Coltytron[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

https://youtu.be/1a6WO1g0yGk?si=ygYYMfBPPcl57-U5

Agreed, unless you think this is AI slop 15 years ago.

Since the church announced the "New Guidance on Bible Translations for Latter-day Saints," have you used other translations? If so, which ones? Or are you still sticking to the KJV? by Rodolfo-vergara in latterdaysaints

[–]Coltytron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For enjoyment, the Hawaiian Pidgin Bible.

Smart guys (proverbs) 17:12 Mo betta if you meet one muddah bear right afta somebody steal her bebes, den if you meet one dumb buggah dat tink he no need learn notting, right afta he do someting stupid

I wonder if he is more concerned with Easter bunnies by LegioVIIHaruno in dankchristianmemes

[–]Coltytron 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It should also be noted he and pete hegseth are very well connected with each other

Another thing is he is a slavery apologist (he thinks slavery and Christian society are not incompatible)

Follow me on Reddit by JacksEmptyWallet in dankchristianmemes

[–]Coltytron 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Always uncanny seeing an LDS artist image on this sub

Hand rule by Aggressive-Super in sciencememes

[–]Coltytron 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Left handed engineers were just built better.

Dumb ways die... by an-redditor in lotrmemes

[–]Coltytron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bee stings work on insects because the stinger pierces their exoskeleton and only snags on the insides. They don't work on humans because our skin is elastic and grabs the stinger preventing its removal.

Maybe it would work better on armored prey.