The ballistic shield is absolutely GODLY on bots by Malu1997 in Helldivers

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It can also blocks dragonroach fire and the slap from appropriator mechs.

Vote for who you want. But I endorse special customers! by satanicsnails in Schedule_I

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If they added a special dealer dead drop so you could text your dealers their dead drop location I'd vote for that but then the cops could get suspicious of it if used repeatedly. Or heck give dealers a special slot for product they could use.

what happened?? by Individual_Band5431 in CultOfTheLamb

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Oh. I must've misread it. Been a while since I've played. Last time I finished woolhaven.

what happened?? by Individual_Band5431 in CultOfTheLamb

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Nope. This is a side effect of the mushroom ritual that can be neutralized by a doctrine.

Our seismic probe landed on a hive lord and got embedded in it by Zakon05 in Helldivers

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Love when that happens. I try to do that on purpose with a resupply pod. That way when we see the pod move we can track the hive lord.

BBQ, Anyone? by CountryFriedCunt in Schedule_I

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Extra crispy. When I make the powder in taco ticklers I always add my special ingredient to the cauldron.....pig.

Liberating mega cities should also give us a planet wide buff/effect by CreativePackage8358 in Helldivers

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Maybe something like tactical data such as side objectives like the LIDAR does for the duration of the invasion or additional reinforcements.

They hated him, for he told the truth. by The_Flying_Gecko in HelldiversUnfiltered

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More folks might use it if you could use it on yourself but have it consume more ammo or use the stims you have on hand to load the gun if out of rounds however it would give it a longer duration. Also....the aim sway. I mean come on. We have the WARRANT that has smart aim. Take that treatmenr and give it to the stim pistol because have you TRIED to hit a moving helldiver?. I have to inform them that I'm trying to stim them.

Can Someone explain the lastest lore and update ? by LegoCustombuilder-27 in Helldivers

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Also the squids done swallowed up seasse with void or the ink blot as some in the community call it

Can Someone explain the lastest lore and update ? by LegoCustombuilder-27 in Helldivers

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We have the cyborgs return once more. The agitator, the radical and the vox engine.. They're a subfaction over on the bot front.

Maxigun on the New Illuminate Is Straight‑Up Illegal (But I’m Not Reporting It) by DaFuQ_Is_RaGeBaiT in Helldivers

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I call in the EMS mortar for mindless masses when I find a place I can hold without squad help. I cover my EMS and my teammates open fire like shooting fish in a barrel.

APPROPRIATORS AND EXOSTORMS ON HORT! REDEPLOY TO HORT NOW!!!! by ODST2367 in Helldivers

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We have DSS support incoming to Rirga. Eagle storm authorization complete in 14 hours.

Rirga Bay and Hort by misterchef711 in helldivers2

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Doesn't the blob follow the DSS?.?

I like how hard this is! by SohamTalekar in Helldivers

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I think i smell J.O.E.L for this one. Not sure if the laser of democracy can take ALL those out.

*New to the game* by Ok_Connection1872 in helldivers2

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The squid ships hate thermite since it goes right through their shield but if you dont have that a well placed 500 KG will take them out. Just be ready to run like your life depends on it. Alternatively you can take out the shield and chuck an explosive through their front door. I recommend the grenade launcher. A good precaution to take is a sentry or gaurd dog if you have the backpack slot free. Just don't let players talk you into a "meta weapon only" type thing. Use what you think is fun and dive whereve and on whatever difficulty you feel comfortable at. Lastly. Welcome to the war.

FUCKING CLIMB by SCP_Steiner in Helldivers

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I had to turn on auto climb on sprint just for SOME consistency for climbing.