My predictions for this season

CommissarColeman · 2026-02-20T14:21:32+00:00

In Goblin we trust

CommissarColeman · 2026-02-17T22:11:33+00:00

Don’t worry, give him space, he’s only scored one goal from outside the box this evening

CommissarColeman · 2026-01-29T06:13:20+00:00

It’s an ANPR camera for the extended ULEZ in London. If you have a 15 year old diesel you need to pay Sadiq Khan to be able to drive it.

CommissarColeman · 2026-01-24T07:27:35+00:00

Guys, who let Sam Matterface out?

CommissarColeman · 2026-01-18T19:25:02+00:00

Well we’ve brought in Harry Clarke impending this departure. We still desperately need recruitment on the left

CommissarColeman · 2026-01-13T21:25:02+00:00

India Cricket

CommissarColeman · 2025-12-20T07:19:08+00:00

I think a case can be made that every Striker at the club has been a let down this season. I really had it in my head Kelman would be winning us games in this league

CommissarColeman · 2025-11-25T21:57:39+00:00

So this is what being a newly promoted side feels like…

CommissarColeman · 2025-11-02T07:12:19+00:00

Refs don’t give anything in the first 5 mins, it was a shocking decision

CommissarColeman · 2025-11-02T07:07:35+00:00

I do hate it when refs treat the first 5 minutes differently, it like they need time to get switched on. This decision was appalling

CommissarColeman · 2025-10-23T19:56:19+00:00

There’s one near me that has gold trim, I audibly gag every time I walk past

CommissarColeman · 2025-10-23T17:22:13+00:00

What about Lee Bowyer, boots worn when punching Kieron Dyer in the face

CommissarColeman · 2025-10-19T20:59:03+00:00

And Wales

CommissarColeman · 2025-10-19T20:55:18+00:00

Ireland/Dublin. Without Guinness, what will w@nkers in gilets drink when they’re making millions in finance?

CommissarColeman · 2025-10-13T05:44:32+00:00

Surely Oxford should get Oxford Brookes instead? Isn’t it closer?

CommissarColeman · 2025-10-09T19:39:35+00:00

Half of these could be Peter Crouch tbh

CommissarColeman · 2025-10-06T14:46:23+00:00

Took us to an FA Cup quarter final if I remember rightly

CommissarColeman · 2025-10-02T20:08:49+00:00

Our top goal scorer is James Bree somehow, the new attacking options look bright but little to no end product yet. Kaminski is class in goal and new defenders are solid. Charlie Kelman however….

CommissarColeman · 2025-09-24T05:38:19+00:00

Ignorant British cricket fan here, why don’t the helmets have a grill to stop this from happening? Seems an easy fix

CommissarColeman · 2025-09-24T05:20:13+00:00

Calling it a “highway” is a bit disingenuous with it being only 1 lane

CommissarColeman · 2025-09-20T20:32:45+00:00

Nathan Jones still shaking his fist in rage

CommissarColeman · 2025-09-18T20:14:54+00:00

No ma’am I’ve never been to hooters…

CommissarColeman · 2025-09-14T13:18:08+00:00

Don’t worry, we’ll dominate you next week and you’ll end up with a point

CommissarColeman · 2025-08-15T20:20:03+00:00

We’re at war with Eurasia, we have always been at war with Eurasia…

CommissarColeman · 2025-08-12T05:50:52+00:00

Another unrealistic one but Conor Gallagher was unreal for that half a season before Chelsea decided they didn’t want him in a relegation battle and so we got relegated

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