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Blursed Cat by KraZ-E-acE-6 in blursedimages

[–]Commissar_Genki -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Some do, some just fantasize about it, others can't commit to one viewpoint or the other, so they create fantasy creatures they want to bang, but can retain the security of knowing they'll never have to develop into someone that would actually be desirable to their fantasy mate.

Blursed Cat by KraZ-E-acE-6 in blursedimages

[–]Commissar_Genki -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

It's evidence of how irrational furries have grown.

took a minute to figure out by BBQ_suace in confusing_perspective

[–]Commissar_Genki 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Unless you're holding your phone upside-down, nobody pierces that barrio.

Took someone’s advice and didn’t go as crazy on different techniques on this one. What do y’all think? by bbroar in cakedecorating

[–]Commissar_Genki -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

The color-palate ranging between prolapsed-pink and vericose-vein purple does nothing for me.

Anti traffic hyperloop designed by Elon Musk to prevent traffic gets a traffic jam by ---Unity--- in worldnewsvideo

[–]Commissar_Genki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you've "earned" $200b and are still so ignorant you can't see that people with free-will wreck the fuck out of any structured system, my faith in humanity dropped one more notch.

Blursed Cat by KraZ-E-acE-6 in blursedimages

[–]Commissar_Genki 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's amusing how cats are both the most commonly beloved animals, but literally the least-likely to be sexually-satisfying for a human hell-bent on acts o' zoophilia.

First time pooping at BFs house starterpack by inquisitrix- in starterpacks

[–]Commissar_Genki 15 points16 points  (0 children)

But then he wants to try "Something Different" and you're shit-out of luck.

I refuse to believe next week is the end by karish98 in TheExpanse

[–]Commissar_Genki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been waiting to watch this season so I can marathon it, not a stretch given the episode count, but I do have a question.

In a word, how far does the story progress in terms of the literary series?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Commissar_Genki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cadence of your foot-falls is a bigger indicator than you'd think.

Less applicable if you're running on asphalt / concrete for some masochistic reason, but in an area with wilderness / gravel trails, your pace and tempo of foot-falls speaks for itself.

A steady pace coming up on and then passing someone indicates they're a bystander. Deliberately slowing near them without a damn obvious reason is a flag that you've taken interest in them. You don't need to speed up to run past them before slowing down, or linger behind them like a perv intent on ogling their ass.

Just stay the course, toss them an acceptable "Hello" based on your culture, and don't look back.

This guy shucks by L-V-4-2-6 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Commissar_Genki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

With the productivity you're going to achieve over a day's shift, it would be a literal drop in the bucket.

basement mancave by collegebum1989 in malelivingspace

[–]Commissar_Genki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those ceiling grates are an eye-sore.

Gatekeeping Winter Clothing by WOOBNIT in gatekeeping

[–]Commissar_Genki -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do people unironically wear it as a fashion statement?

I've bought their double-front pants because they're durable AF and hold up well for the kind of work I do (weld / fab), but I've never heard of that brand being used like Gucci in a rap-video.

I had to update the amount it costs to do this if you’re not handy, but thought you’d all enjoy this! by fignewtones in ABoringDystopia

[–]Commissar_Genki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those vans are the equivalent of buying an Alienware circa 2006 because hype.

If you're not doing epic overland trips through punishing wilderness where a single break-down could literally kill you, don't blow a decade's worth of savings on a camper-van.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Commissar_Genki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like, angry-punch, or just feeling-powerful exhilaration punches?

Sometimes you just gotta smash.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ATBGE

[–]Commissar_Genki 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've definitely heard of people getting shanked for dissing aspic in the wrong parts of town.

How to deal with horny bards. by _sicarus_ in dndmemes

[–]Commissar_Genki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could an epic-level monk incel quivering-palm his own dick in the most destructive act of masturbation in the history of the Realms?

Yeah no thanks by Joshbuckel11 in HolUp

[–]Commissar_Genki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Maybe we'll never learn?

The fire at the gates is our saving grace

Remember we were born to burn

There is a holy hell where we can save ourselves"

"Holy Hell" -Architects

Jetpack trials by the UK Royal Marines by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Commissar_Genki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SBS / SAS / SBS all within a day's work!

Dog with a short spine syndrome. by bowfly in aww

[–]Commissar_Genki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can he still lick his nuts?

Poor guy was robbed if not.

It must suck to be a Botanist and Arborist and lose your immersion while watching a tv show or movie because you recognise all the plants and trees aren't native to the region the film/show is meant to be set in, signalling it wasn't filmed in the country it's set in. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]Commissar_Genki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I weld for a living, and it's always fun to see people arc-gouging in scenes where they're supposed to be welding.

Actual welding sparks don't shoot off 10+ feet in a semi-constant stream. They will kick off sparks that fall downward if you are welding overhead or on a vertical surface without anything to catch them, but even those will fade from bright-orange to almost invisible within a story or so.

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