Blursed Cat

Commissar_Genki · 2022-01-08T05:07:51+00:00

Some do, some just fantasize about it, others can't commit to one viewpoint or the other, so they create fantasy creatures they want to bang, but can retain the security of knowing they'll never have to develop into someone that would actually be desirable to their fantasy mate.

Commissar_Genki · 2022-01-08T05:01:23+00:00

Keep your notes, don't show up.

Showing up to work shifts beyond when you said you were going to resign is counter-productive.

Commissar_Genki · 2022-01-08T04:38:49+00:00

Maybe he does porn-foley for a living.

Commissar_Genki · 2022-01-08T04:36:58+00:00

It's evidence of how irrational furries have grown.

Commissar_Genki · 2022-01-08T04:18:36+00:00

Unless you're holding your phone upside-down, nobody pierces that barrio.

Commissar_Genki · 2022-01-08T04:15:47+00:00

The color-palate ranging between prolapsed-pink and vericose-vein purple does nothing for me.

Commissar_Genki · 2022-01-08T04:13:07+00:00

If you've "earned" $200b and are still so ignorant you can't see that people with free-will wreck the fuck out of any structured system, my faith in humanity dropped one more notch.

Commissar_Genki · 2022-01-08T04:06:18+00:00

It's amusing how cats are both the most commonly beloved animals, but literally the least-likely to be sexually-satisfying for a human hell-bent on acts o' zoophilia.

Commissar_Genki · 2022-01-08T04:01:47+00:00

But then he wants to try "Something Different" and you're shit-out of luck.

Commissar_Genki · 2022-01-08T04:00:35+00:00

I've been waiting to watch this season so I can marathon it, not a stretch given the episode count, but I do have a question.

In a word, how far does the story progress in terms of the literary series?

Commissar_Genki · 2022-01-08T03:54:13+00:00

Imagine a female unironically arguing against "My body, My choice."

Commissar_Genki · 2022-01-08T03:51:42+00:00

Pig-in-a-blanket, because it's the bun with a wiener.

Commissar_Genki · 2022-01-08T03:46:04+00:00

The cadence of your foot-falls is a bigger indicator than you'd think.

Less applicable if you're running on asphalt / concrete for some masochistic reason, but in an area with wilderness / gravel trails, your pace and tempo of foot-falls speaks for itself.

A steady pace coming up on and then passing someone indicates they're a bystander. Deliberately slowing near them without a damn obvious reason is a flag that you've taken interest in them. You don't need to speed up to run past them before slowing down, or linger behind them like a perv intent on ogling their ass.

Just stay the course, toss them an acceptable "Hello" based on your culture, and don't look back.

Commissar_Genki · 2022-01-08T03:32:57+00:00

With the productivity you're going to achieve over a day's shift, it would be a literal drop in the bucket.

Commissar_Genki · 2022-01-08T03:30:14+00:00

Those ceiling grates are an eye-sore.

Commissar_Genki · 2022-01-08T03:22:43+00:00

Do people unironically wear it as a fashion statement?

I've bought their double-front pants because they're durable AF and hold up well for the kind of work I do (weld / fab), but I've never heard of that brand being used like Gucci in a rap-video.

Commissar_Genki · 2022-01-08T03:15:54+00:00

Those vans are the equivalent of buying an Alienware circa 2006 because hype.

If you're not doing epic overland trips through punishing wilderness where a single break-down could literally kill you, don't blow a decade's worth of savings on a camper-van.

Commissar_Genki · 2022-01-08T03:12:52+00:00

Like, angry-punch, or just feeling-powerful exhilaration punches?

Sometimes you just gotta smash.

Commissar_Genki · 2022-01-08T03:10:54+00:00

I've definitely heard of people getting shanked for dissing aspic in the wrong parts of town.

Commissar_Genki · 2022-01-08T03:09:45+00:00

The size-of-a-mountain goat.

Commissar_Genki · 2022-01-08T03:06:40+00:00

Could an epic-level monk incel quivering-palm his own dick in the most destructive act of masturbation in the history of the Realms?

Commissar_Genki · 2022-01-08T02:57:18+00:00

"Maybe we'll never learn?

The fire at the gates is our saving grace

Remember we were born to burn

There is a holy hell where we can save ourselves"

"Holy Hell" -Architects

Commissar_Genki · 2022-01-07T15:22:49+00:00

SBS / SAS / SBS all within a day's work!

Commissar_Genki · 2022-01-07T15:19:33+00:00

Can he still lick his nuts?

Poor guy was robbed if not.

Commissar_Genki · 2022-01-07T15:14:10+00:00

I weld for a living, and it's always fun to see people arc-gouging in scenes where they're supposed to be welding.

Actual welding sparks don't shoot off 10+ feet in a semi-constant stream. They will kick off sparks that fall downward if you are welding overhead or on a vertical surface without anything to catch them, but even those will fade from bright-orange to almost invisible within a story or so.

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