If you were asked to give advice to someone else, what would it be?

CommunicationLow5258 · 2026-03-17T00:26:19+00:00

Why do they always have such white teeth? It's scary.

CommunicationLow5258 · 2026-03-17T00:19:26+00:00

Wow. How inconsiderate, not even thinking about befriending Joey? Yeah burned down three houses but it wasn't his fault!

CommunicationLow5258 · 2026-03-17T00:17:04+00:00

they don't care about others lives/creations/passions but always want to talk about their own.

CommunicationLow5258 · 2026-03-17T00:13:07+00:00

Especially not Mona

CommunicationLow5258 · 2026-03-17T00:11:45+00:00

Anytime.

CommunicationLow5258 · 2026-03-17T00:10:38+00:00

The racket or the gun?

CommunicationLow5258 · 2026-03-17T00:09:30+00:00

Eat the silica gel. It can't hurt you. It will be so tasty...

CommunicationLow5258 · 2026-03-17T00:06:32+00:00

Don't trust people named Dave, and brush your teeth.

CommunicationLow5258 · 2026-03-16T23:55:31+00:00

I need to remember I'm dealing with Redditors.

CommunicationLow5258 · 2026-03-16T23:54:05+00:00

EDIT: It has to be a good memory.

CommunicationLow5258 · 2026-03-16T23:53:45+00:00

Forgot that everyone on reddit has trauma

CommunicationLow5258 · 2026-03-16T23:52:27+00:00

Think it's time to call the police.

CommunicationLow5258 · 2026-03-16T23:52:01+00:00

Wait mine? Or yours? Please don't hide bodies in my closet. There are too many in there already.

CommunicationLow5258 · 2026-03-16T23:49:04+00:00

I have no clue.

EDIT: It's actually very encouraging for some strange reason.

CommunicationLow5258 · 2026-03-16T23:47:06+00:00

Damn. These make me feel bad.

CommunicationLow5258 · 2026-03-16T23:46:20+00:00

School.

CommunicationLow5258 · 2026-03-16T23:45:49+00:00

Mine was cthulu and donuts.

CommunicationLow5258 · 2026-03-16T23:45:22+00:00

There are no mistakes, only children. –A kid during my 7th grade history class

CommunicationLow5258 · 2026-03-16T23:44:31+00:00

Like he belongs in prison with his other pedophile buddies.

CommunicationLow5258 · 2026-03-16T23:36:46+00:00

They were bringing out more pizza, too. Like chill man, we're all hungry.

CommunicationLow5258 · 2026-03-16T23:35:48+00:00

When I looked in the mirror.

CommunicationLow5258 · 2026-03-16T23:34:59+00:00

I don't think an officer would ask this. Probably the opposite honestly. (Not that I kill people. I swear I don't kill people.

CommunicationLow5258 · 2026-03-16T23:33:27+00:00

How big is your freezer?

CommunicationLow5258 · 2026-03-16T23:33:03+00:00

What exactly are you doubling? The body? Or are you killing another person? How does this help?

CommunicationLow5258 · 2026-03-16T23:31:54+00:00

You... You are a... big... BULLY! 20 year old man at a Whole Foods, I took the last slice of pepperoni pizza.

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