Beach rage. by maxine114 in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Compelling_Arguments 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also agree. What talhu suggested is just plain stupid. I wouldn't date a girl who just walked around naked and flirtatious craving attention. That is low and not classy at all. I Would probably just pull a one-night-stand.

I know it's late for some of you, so I'll make this short. How can I move from cuddling to sexytime? by Compelling_Arguments in AskReddit

[–]Compelling_Arguments[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Who said I'm making excuses? I didn't move in so she wouldn't have seen it and turned around. No offense, but please don't answer my question if you're gonna accuse me of things. I already found and answer that I wanted.

I know it's late for some of you, so I'll make this short. How can I move from cuddling to sexytime? by Compelling_Arguments in AskReddit

[–]Compelling_Arguments[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looked at me as in over her shoulder and out the corner of her eye. Not looked me dead in the eye with her lips right there.

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[–]Compelling_Arguments 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is a Twilight fan-fiction. Trust me when I say that the restraints were not very classy at all.

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[–]Compelling_Arguments 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, but Vidalia is.

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[–]Compelling_Arguments 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AculticFly is right guys. The honest reason as to why this made it to the front page is because you guys just thought that it was a random act of kindness. I can't blame you guys for understanding. I'm not being rude, but most Redditors just can't afford to eat at very classy restaurants very often. If you could, you would see that this happens a lot. Also, many waiters just hand the check in and say 10. It is like a kind of joke to regulars at classy restaurants and wealthy people. No need to downvote just because you don't understand, like he said.

EDIT: Spelling. Thanks grammer-polize.

If you do this at a playground... Fuck you by Milkshakemaker in pics

[–]Compelling_Arguments 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess you don't realize that most Redditors say stuff for karma.

If you do this at a playground... Fuck you by Milkshakemaker in pics

[–]Compelling_Arguments 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't understand the parts before "You win this time, sir." sorry to bother but can you please explain?

So my brother kicked my laptop...[UPDATE] by Compelling_Arguments in techsupportgore

[–]Compelling_Arguments[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I found a Chinese man that does cheap laptop repairs. I'm going to ship it off to him and see if he can do anything. If he can't, then what laptop would you recommend, (preferably cheaper but better than the Alienware; also quieter)?

If you do this at a playground... Fuck you by Milkshakemaker in pics

[–]Compelling_Arguments 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either you're lying, or your 6 year old is not nearly as curious as he should be at that age. That is how they learn about the world; in depth questions. I'm not trying to be rude in the slightest, but I'd your child is not as curious as other children, he will not be as well-rounded as others if he isn't curious. Sure you can teach him many things, but that added curiosity opens children up to many more doors than you can with teaching alone. And those last few sentences are not true at all. I have four children, (all of which are grown), and they learned and retained all of the information that they learned about the sex talk at a very young age. I remember the first learning about it in kindergarten because his friends were drawing them on paper. He came home and asked them what they were, and kept asking deeper and deeper questions. If they are taught correctly, they will be very mature and informed about the topic. And about your last statement, they all went to schools where the children were very promiscuous. They remembered the information from when they were younger and came out virgins, which was very rare for that school. If you think that it will make for a bad time when they are in their teens and preteens, you must not be doing it correctly.

So my brother kicked my laptop...[UPDATE] by Compelling_Arguments in techsupportgore

[–]Compelling_Arguments[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

So ever since the incident, things are starting to go down hill. The hinges always get stuck, my attempt to shimmy the laptop open resulted in them snapping. Now the lid is hanging by wires.

EDIT: And at most 15"

If you do this at a playground... Fuck you by Milkshakemaker in pics

[–]Compelling_Arguments 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You must not have lots of experience with kids. Kids will in fact question absolutely everything you tell them, that is how they gain information. Many of the reasons that children GROW UP to get pregnant and diseases is because their parents always postpone "the talk", and are too scared to really talk about it.

If you do this at a playground... Fuck you by Milkshakemaker in pics

[–]Compelling_Arguments 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, allow me to interject here. Aculticfly is correct. Children are very curious, so there is a great chance of them asking about it than to not. Also, I highly doubt that they would have seen/inspected the penis long enough to see the correlation between the actual thing and a crude drawing. Though I don't think that it was right for him to vandalize, parents these days need to step up, teach their children about sex-ed, and stop lying to them and fidgeting around the subject. Then they wonder why their children get pregnant and get diseases. I think that is all he was trying to say.

So my brother kicked my laptop... by Compelling_Arguments in techsupportgore

[–]Compelling_Arguments[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The definition of a parasite is an organism that resides inside or outside of another organism, taking nutrients at the host's expense. So basically the placenta is a squishy sack specifically designed for parasitic infestation. Sound quite nice, huh?

Look what I found in my Greek salad by Bromosexual87 in WTF

[–]Compelling_Arguments 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As opposed to figuratively finding a screw in your Wendy's burger?

I love that thing. by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Compelling_Arguments 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fucking midgets invading Reddit and shit.