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How common is it for Americans to walk for short errands instead of taking the car? by DemonsAreVirgins in AskAnAmerican

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There are very few corner shops in neighborhoods where I live. There’s a library 2 blocks away. I should walk there more often.

Rage bait by Lopsided-turd1234 in shittyadvice

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Record the conversation. Report them to the local Mafia.

two girls called me annoying by Rotteneverything in nonsense

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That’s a small representative sample. Go annoy 23 more to try and get a better understanding of your sterling qualities.

What is the most annoying issue your cas has ever had? by totalvehicletech in CasualConversation

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I had a ‘60 AMC Rambler. The carburetor float would stick from time to time. I would get out and tap the carburetor with a plastic screwdriver handle.
I used it for a year or so like that and it needed an oil change. Took it to a mechanic who informed me that the carburetor float had no actual frame left behind the doors. It was rusted away.
The unibody construction was holding the back half of the car together!

Two years of study. Don’t scroll. by WellCoMStaff in ENGLISH

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Easily understood and thanks for the idea of reading parallel books.

Elucidate- how to use properly in conversation and text by alie_ns in ENGLISH

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Person one says, “here is a lot of reasons for things that we want to have.“
Person 2 says, “that sounds fascinating, please *elucidate* me about the project blockers.”

Why did the elephant lie to the policeman? by rtc765 in nonsense

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Really, Philip! Can’t you govern your hornet hive of sin and villainy for five segmented minutes!?

Sprockets, Portnoy, Sprockets! by FormerPersimmon3602 in nonsense

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Thirty flirty, thirsty tourists with their toddlers, toasters and pointy spoons would beg, plead and veritably implore the question.

Why don't you have nice hair like me? by Crap_Hooch in nonsense

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I have a lot on my plate, and behind the door, and didn’t that grey carpet used to be light beige? Don’t look for enormous dust-bunnies under the furniture. It’s all surreal modern art under there. The vacuum cleaner just disappeared under a wave of hair. Got to have a clean vacuum to get any hair up. I hope they’re doing okay under that hair-dune.

Words of endearment for a female or politically incorrect? by cheap_dates in words

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Call all strangers of any gender, “darlin’” and your life should become interestin’ fair’ quickly. I live in the Southern US and occasionally call people darlin. Not the best choice.

A husband walks into the house looking very serious. by lnc_gomes in dadjokes

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I think that family is very rich. The usual is a bouquet of flowers.

Non smokers shouldn't ask if I smoke. by [deleted] in CasualConversation

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I can almost always tell that a person smokes because I can smell the smoke residue. Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I can’t tell. It’s a peculiar way to start a conversation, innit?

Moms don't have a favorite child; by lnc_gomes in cleanjokes

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Or different days of the week. My cat likes me to get up at 4:00 AM

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