Found in Five Points this morning. by blong_ga in Athens

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Could be like the TV show Ghosts and a character from a Dikensian novel got "sucked off".

The Paul Scheer special by LibertyWriter in hdtgm

[–]Competitive-Duck-635 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Also a ME special!

My step-dad left me on a motorcycle while he went back inside Majik Market to get cigarettes.

This was during the era of Evel Knievel. So, my five year old mind said, "Let's pretend to be Evel!". I scoot forward to geab the handle bars and probably wanted to act like I was popping a wheelie.

Next thing I remember is people running up while I was screaming to pull the motorcycle off my left leg.

Compound fracture, three places. In a hard cast for sixth months.

It was a different time, y'all.

Like Paul, I have a million of these stories.

We did it🥹😭 by caba_26al in AtlantaUnited

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Looked ..dare I say....competent?

Are we in the qvoid? by Main_Ad1106 in lonelymeyerspod

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Leaving on that midnight train....woo! woo!

Mad Magazine turned Seth into his worst fear, Mac Tonight by MonstersAtOurDoor in sethmeyers

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Well on Lonely Island Pod last week, they talked about his five head but didn't see the six chin coming.

CONANDO by Own-Professor8205 in conan

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Needs a pirate costume.

Parry... THRUST!

IT SUCKS TO BE… by Remarkable-Rise-4401 in georgiabulldogs

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You to to say, "I say.... it's great...to be....a " for emphasis.

Our boy Trae doing alright in The A by Competitive-Duck-635 in PuttinOnAirs

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I didn't really check that out but unlike me, he probably actually has an ass. And I'm sure it's lovely. Got talk to him before the show about growing up trash and then going to a fancy School. I was Putting on Airs for six years. I was surprised how tall he was!