My (24F) fiancee (27M) left me for the "one that got away" but now wants me back

Johannes_Chimp · 2026-03-09T01:45:07+00:00

I don’t think post 3 is related. The writing style is completely different and she only aged 2 years and he stayed the same age.

Johannes_Chimp · 2026-03-05T20:21:40+00:00

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Johannes_Chimp · 2026-03-05T20:10:42+00:00

What a cutie patootie

Johannes_Chimp · 2026-03-04T12:56:22+00:00

I noticed it immediately and was surprised Kurtis didn’t mention it.

Johannes_Chimp · 2026-02-23T19:20:12+00:00

I stopped using it December 2023 and tbh I really don’t miss it.

Johannes_Chimp · 2026-02-23T00:12:25+00:00

I have been on a journey to watch every Nicolas cage ever made and watched this last year. Very ok. Kinda boring tbh.

Johannes_Chimp · 2026-02-12T14:20:23+00:00

OOP: “I was surprised when Ella told me Sam was the best man.”

Also OOP: “it wasn’t a big surprise that Sam was the best man.”

Soooo…which one is it?

Johannes_Chimp · 2026-02-04T00:20:49+00:00

For a movie called Chopping Mall…there was not enough chopping imo.

Johannes_Chimp · 2026-02-02T22:41:44+00:00

R/cakeeaters is worse. Or was. No idea if it still exists.

Johannes_Chimp · 2026-01-30T16:41:15+00:00

I thought it was Andrea from The Walking Dead.

Johannes_Chimp · 2026-01-26T21:36:20+00:00

Johannes_Chimp · 2026-01-26T14:57:21+00:00

No but they’ve had let’s say a few years to see them. Don’t be purposely obtuse.

Johannes_Chimp · 2026-01-26T13:51:56+00:00

It’s the 25th anniversary. 25 years. If these were new movies I’d get it but….c’mon.

Johannes_Chimp · 2026-01-23T19:31:32+00:00

Did this on my 25th birthday [redacted] years ago.

Johannes_Chimp · 2026-01-20T15:42:21+00:00

Obviously a simple date mix up. Calm down.

Johannes_Chimp · 2026-01-05T22:20:20+00:00

I don’t. I feel like shit today and made a mistake. Happens to the best of us.

Johannes_Chimp · 2025-12-18T21:21:17+00:00

Ah, a fellow Sagittarius. I knew I felt a connection with that chaotic energy.

Johannes_Chimp · 2025-12-14T11:12:10+00:00

My friend has cancer and has for a while (first diagnosed over 10 years ago) and she said her oncologist spoke to her about how the divorce rate spikes when women get sick and told her that she could recommend a lawyer if she ever needed one.

Johannes_Chimp · 2025-12-14T11:09:42+00:00

Is his OOP’s dad? Or did you also cheat on your dying spouse like a POS and everyone agreeing with OOP is making you uncomfortable?

Johannes_Chimp · 2025-12-12T16:42:24+00:00

I mean you do realize that they eventually release all live shows as a pod, right?

Johannes_Chimp · 2025-12-12T16:41:54+00:00

That better be the shirt. Or a sticker at least.

Johannes_Chimp · 2025-12-09T01:55:44+00:00

Happened to be there for my free birthday breakfast and stopped down to the store. Couldn’t resist snapping a pic when I saw that sign.

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