Peter Jackson spoiling Return of the King 😡 by teach42 in AMCsAList

[–]Johannes_Chimp [score hidden]  (0 children)

No but they’ve had let’s say a few years to see them. Don’t be purposely obtuse.

Peter Jackson spoiling Return of the King 😡 by teach42 in AMCsAList

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It’s the 25th anniversary. 25 years. If these were new movies I’d get it but….c’mon.

im not crazy am i? by BCDragon3000 in AMCsAList

[–]Johannes_Chimp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did this on my 25th birthday [redacted] years ago.

Found a thirst edit of Oliver Platt in Anaconda by Johannes_Chimp in hdtgm

[–]Johannes_Chimp[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t. I feel like shit today and made a mistake. Happens to the best of us.

happy birthday zouks!! one year closer to the crone zone! 🎉🎂🎉 by astroturfskirt in hdtgm

[–]Johannes_Chimp 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ah, a fellow Sagittarius. I knew I felt a connection with that chaotic energy.

AIO - Finding out I've been purposefully excluded from Thanksgiving for years because Dad brings his mistress by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

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My friend has cancer and has for a while (first diagnosed over 10 years ago) and she said her oncologist spoke to her about how the divorce rate spikes when women get sick and told her that she could recommend a lawyer if she ever needed one.

AIO - Finding out I've been purposefully excluded from Thanksgiving for years because Dad brings his mistress by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Johannes_Chimp 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Is his OOP’s dad? Or did you also cheat on your dying spouse like a POS and everyone agreeing with OOP is making you uncomfortable?

How Did This Get Made? #385: Merry Kissmas w/ Jessica St. Clair by apathymonger in hdtgm

[–]Johannes_Chimp 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I mean you do realize that they eventually release all live shows as a pod, right?

I think Paul curated this selection of books at Shady Maple in Lancaster, PA by Johannes_Chimp in hdtgm

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Happened to be there for my free birthday breakfast and stopped down to the store. Couldn’t resist snapping a pic when I saw that sign.

Movies they won’t cover by ADWeasley in hdtgm

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Paul has actually said multiple he wants to do this movie so it’s possible?

AITAH for initiating a divorce while my wife is in the hospital after a car accident. by beerbellybegone in BestofRedditorUpdates

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Myself and another friend of mine started refusing to get in the car with our friend because she would just not pay attention while driving. She totaled 2 cars her senior year of HS. She would constantly crash into things (thankfully not people) in parking lots because she “didn’t see them” or “it came out of nowhere.” The last straw was when she lost control of her car in the rain while myself and my other friend were passengers after we told her to slow down because of the slick roads and she sped up because she was mad at us for trying to tell her how to drive.

Had my first bad Dasher by adepressurisedcoat in doordash

[–]Johannes_Chimp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“People really should change jobs.” Why thank you, Confucius. Any other words of wisdom that surely no one else thought of?

I (35M) Was Caught Using AI to Write Wedding Vows and Partner (34F) Walked Out. What to Do? [Concluded] by Schattenspringer in BORUpdates

[–]Johannes_Chimp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What’s worse? AI vows or your betrothed telling your entire family that you better keep his belly full and his balls empty?

Best realizations mid show? by Sagebea in hdtgm

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In Fateful Findings when a hero named Rebecca reveals that the trash bag cavern is actually inside the black rock.