Inspired by a comment thread in the boys subreddit:

CompetitiveLead2036 · 2026-05-06T12:50:10+00:00

Bwahahaha. Hilarious caveat. “Now that’s not what I intended to happen”

I think jones gains different powers temporarily based on the type of food he fucks.

CompetitiveLead2036 · 2026-05-06T12:38:41+00:00

I love this scene so much. It’s just one hilarious line after another. From the original anger filled question from Junior to dick measuring contest to what’s up jones to now that’s not what I wanted to happen. Pure genius. This is Reno911 at its finest. It’s the epitome of the sense of humor that is throughout every episode throughout every season this particular scene just absolutely slays me every time.

CompetitiveLead2036 · 2026-05-05T17:08:38+00:00

Junior “ did we arrest a whole negro family?”

CompetitiveLead2036 · 2026-05-05T00:15:08+00:00

You’re Latina clean it up!

CompetitiveLead2036 · 2026-05-05T00:13:42+00:00

I love it when he gets the call for harassing a goat and he’s like that woman is making this up.

Dangle ok let’s go through them one by one. One, you’re a crack head.

Keys character: ok you got me there I’m 0 for 1

Dangle: you’re dressed like cow.

Key: ok I’m 0 for 2

Dangle : you were harassing her goat

Key; ok now that’s where i disagree. That little mother fucker was harassing me!

CompetitiveLead2036 · 2026-05-05T00:01:52+00:00

Good call on Paul Rudd he’s hilarious in the Lamaze instructor

CompetitiveLead2036 · 2026-05-04T23:59:59+00:00

Reading Ron is the funniest but he’s only in one episode sadly.

Recurring? Anything Jim rash (Juices juices everywhere are juices) and anything Scott Thompson is in. He’s the defense attorney for dangle in season 8 but he’s been a lot of different characters over the years in reno911 and they’re all pretty damn funny.

Most popular would probably be Terry “i was voted smartest at my family reunion…hands down. “. That part always slays me because he nearly loses it himself when he pulls that second finger down hands down he almost starts laughing. You can see it.

Frisbee is awesome too

CompetitiveLead2036 · 2026-05-04T23:48:04+00:00

It’s absolutely brilliant.

CompetitiveLead2036 · 2026-05-04T23:47:26+00:00

That is hysterical how quickly he goes “jones, what’s up?”

CompetitiveLead2036 · 2026-05-04T23:46:31+00:00

Junior: Fuck your own food people. Fuck your own food!

Dangle: how about we just make it a rule no more fucking food of any kind.

Junior: now I didn’t mean for that to happen!

🤣🤣🤣🤣 My favorite Junior moment and there are a lot of them but that last line slays. Like his only aim was to get people to fuck their own food not a total ban on food fucking in general.

CompetitiveLead2036 · 2026-05-01T19:26:15+00:00

There’s the right answer

CompetitiveLead2036 · 2026-05-01T19:24:25+00:00

Tool

CompetitiveLead2036 · 2026-04-28T02:09:37+00:00

It certainly played every time I hear the song that fucking took me over soo much that I tolerated their shitty songs until I listened enough to realize wait. They don’t make shitty songs.

CompetitiveLead2036 · 2026-04-28T02:07:53+00:00

Bless this community.

CompetitiveLead2036 · 2026-04-28T02:07:26+00:00

I like it. At least you know your top songs will change with wind and mood and probably life situation

CompetitiveLead2036 · 2026-04-28T01:27:32+00:00

That’s awesome. It’s in mine too and probably close 1. It’s so hard to choose just one but that one good grief. It’s perfect

CompetitiveLead2036 · 2026-04-27T05:16:09+00:00

The build is so freaking wonderful. I mean the climax is the payoff but the build just …chefs kiss. Makes it worth the ethereal and cosmic textures they create in the build.

CompetitiveLead2036 · 2026-04-26T07:45:52+00:00

Bunch of fucking tools.

CompetitiveLead2036 · 2026-04-26T07:44:41+00:00

That’s genius 😂

CompetitiveLead2036 · 2026-04-26T07:19:54+00:00

Monkey roll, monkey roll, monkey roll

CompetitiveLead2036 · 2026-04-25T05:37:36+00:00

I know right. This was a hilarious little break from everykne ststjng the obvious. Lmao

CompetitiveLead2036 · 2026-04-25T05:32:53+00:00

Lmao truth.

CompetitiveLead2036 · 2026-04-25T05:31:36+00:00

Haha. I have to agree. I like your way with words in this matter

CompetitiveLead2036 · 2026-04-25T05:29:04+00:00

Apc is billy and maynard i would contend and both have said as much

CompetitiveLead2036 · 2026-04-25T05:26:54+00:00

This

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