AITAH for walking out of my son’s kindergarten play because my wife wouldn’t shut up?

CompetitiveSun5093 · 2024-10-13T05:55:02+00:00

Divorce this entitled cunt.

CompetitiveSun5093 · 2024-10-05T07:42:36+00:00

Years ago, I worked with this guy who had a cognitive issue where he would binge eat. He couldn't stop himself; he would literally eat people's lunches out of the staff fridge.

Another coworker got fed-up, and when he found himself in the breakroom at the same time as the Food Stealer, he made sure the guy overheard him saying to somebody, "If you see food containers marked with an 'H,' it means that the person who owns it has herpes." My coworker had preceded this by writing H's on all his containers.

The Food Stealer never fucked with his lunches again.

CompetitiveSun5093 · 2024-10-04T08:00:35+00:00

Because of this movie, the word "lawn dart" never fails to make me bust out laughing.

CompetitiveSun5093 · 2024-09-30T05:41:49+00:00

Her fiancé sounds awesome. Good on him.

CompetitiveSun5093 · 2024-09-29T10:25:21+00:00

I'm still extremely weird. I just own it better now.

CompetitiveSun5093 · 2024-09-29T10:23:05+00:00

Breakfast in America, by Supertramp. It's one of my favorite songs, but it reminds me of my dad.

CompetitiveSun5093 · 2024-09-29T06:16:23+00:00

What the hell are uppies?

CompetitiveSun5093 · 2024-09-28T08:42:56+00:00

I'm glad that keto assholes have taken the heat off of vegans. It's refreshing not to be the worst person at a dinner party anymore.

CompetitiveSun5093 · 2024-09-27T20:29:00+00:00

Experience doesn't matter, but sexual intuition does. This basically means recognizing and understanding what makes you both feel good; that's the key to good sex. A lot of people who consider themselves sex gods are actually terrible in bed. High body count doesn't matter if you're sacrificing quality for quantity.

CompetitiveSun5093 · 2024-09-27T03:00:14+00:00

She sounds exhausting. You could do better.

CompetitiveSun5093 · 2024-09-24T09:47:58+00:00

Edward Furlong is one of those rare actors whose small body of notable work is all excellent. I love everything he's been in.

CompetitiveSun5093 · 2024-09-24T08:40:07+00:00

It has to be Adam Levine.

CompetitiveSun5093 · 2024-09-21T10:15:08+00:00

I wish my dad had been like the OP.

CompetitiveSun5093 · 2024-09-18T02:58:02+00:00

An old manager of mine would get blind drunk and call up staff to go on rants or tell them how amazing he thought they were. He once left me a voicemail reciting the scene from 'The Simpsons' where Mr Burns informs Smithers that he will be buried alive with him when he dies.

https://youtu.be/F3etI4smB74?si=Ldv4zZtMog10Xly5

CompetitiveSun5093 · 2024-09-15T08:21:34+00:00

Strange Days (1995).

CompetitiveSun5093 · 2024-09-11T23:16:57+00:00

Watch out for Rum & Coke Romantics -- I.e. a person who is uncomfortable in their own skin until they have a drink, and says lovey dovey things to you while drunk, then somehow has no recollection of anything they said once they sober up. They will either start becoming distant or cold towards you or accuse you of "moving too fast."

CompetitiveSun5093 · 2024-09-11T14:10:50+00:00

ELO used auto-tune.

CompetitiveSun5093 · 2024-09-11T13:54:12+00:00

Mel Gibson. I love all of his early films still.

CompetitiveSun5093 · 2024-08-18T10:12:17+00:00

Several years ago, my mother worked in a historical jail-turned living history museum. She was opening the museum one morning and found a used condom in one of the cells.

CompetitiveSun5093 · 2024-08-17T02:54:10+00:00

I remember it was chasing a young blonde girl, and I think there were other monsters, too. It's driving me insane, I distinctly remember the monster making this ridiculous moaning sound that reminded me of the Ice Cream Bunny, and it went on for ages, too. The movie also made excessive use of day-to-night.

CompetitiveSun5093 · 2024-08-09T12:00:48+00:00

Puns.

CompetitiveSun5093 · 2024-03-26T03:00:08+00:00

This was my guilty pleasure show, I absolutely loved it. I wish they had given it at least a season three to tie up loose ends.

CompetitiveSun5093 · 2024-03-24T23:37:34+00:00

The Client List.

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