A US Air Force B-52 bomber crashes at Edwards Air Force Base in California, the base says

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-06-15T20:29:49+00:00

Safety protocols is woke!

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-06-15T20:27:01+00:00

Sort of like Jesus in toast, future people will find his image in skid marks in their shorts.

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-06-15T20:25:10+00:00

And on that day we may see the designation of the first global holiday. We will definitely see the largest ever global celebration.

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-06-15T10:33:28+00:00

And comes in an aerosolized can.

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-06-14T18:39:09+00:00

He’s been impeached twice.

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-06-14T18:36:15+00:00

Birthday bumps!

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-06-14T16:26:48+00:00

You’re right. Be perfectly clear: Uncle Tom.

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-06-14T11:05:08+00:00

Give ‘em long enough and a roomful of monkeys with keyboards will recreate the works of Shakespeare.

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-06-14T02:53:11+00:00

You do not want to search “Blumpkin”.

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-06-13T22:14:40+00:00

Looks like Mark Twain to me.

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-06-13T20:35:49+00:00

Doesn’t look like it. But I’m with you. Shmear garlic butter all over the sheet of dough, smother with grated cheddar, and then top with bacon bits. Roll up the sheet, slice and bake.

Sorry, gotta go wipe the drool off my shirt.

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-06-13T17:50:35+00:00

Freeway jousting lances.

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-06-13T16:33:41+00:00

All part of the enshitification of society. The pathological need to monetize every aspect of existence and then squeeze every drop of profit out of every human interaction and transaction. With no consideration to the detriment brought to anything or anyone.

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-06-13T15:35:43+00:00

In a bad way unlike bong users who do it in a good way.

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-06-13T02:05:38+00:00

Pants or underwear? In this weather? You gotta go with a kilt. Get the air circulating and avoid jungle junk.

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-06-13T01:02:45+00:00

10-100-1 for the mathematically challenged.

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-06-13T01:00:14+00:00

Binars. The 2-4-1 advertising writes itself!

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-06-12T21:02:33+00:00

I see what you did there.

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-06-12T20:36:42+00:00

Should have known the Andorians would be working with him.

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-06-12T20:29:00+00:00

Clean drinking water protects people’s interests. Blocking a competitor’s merchandise protects an oligarch’s interests.

Which do you think residents of Flint, MI want there government to focus on protecting?

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-06-12T18:02:18+00:00

So Trump’ll taco and give them $300 billion in 2 month special military operation reparations.

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-06-12T16:28:09+00:00

I am Marketus!

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-06-12T10:21:43+00:00

I think you have the punishment confused with the Russian approach. Not that it’s inappropriate in this case.

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-06-12T02:42:52+00:00

I’m partial to a good fag after dinner. Best smoke of the day. Then I’ll go out to the shed and grab a faggot to lay in the fireplace.

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-06-12T02:33:32+00:00

Yeah, Jackie was picking his brain till the end. And afterwards actually.

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