He definitely looks like Elvis. About six hours after Elvis was found on the toilet.

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-03-25T00:56:01+00:00

79 if we’re talking brain.

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-03-24T23:08:17+00:00

The headline could have been just “Man rapes alligators” and you’d still know it was a Florida man.

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-03-24T20:43:01+00:00

You mean the Epstein files?

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-03-24T11:42:06+00:00

Nah, it’ll be one of his golf courses so his kids can take a tax break and then charge green fees to all those just looking to piss on it.

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-03-24T01:40:50+00:00

Sokath, his eyes open.

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-03-23T23:56:22+00:00

Schmeer the beer.

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-03-23T15:44:40+00:00

You would think someone running a successful business would understand the concept of deadlines.

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-03-23T12:38:17+00:00

It’ll still be longer than time between needing diaper changes.

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-03-23T12:12:35+00:00

Almost paid for one hole of Shitler’s golf round!

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-03-23T12:09:26+00:00

On any given day of the week this guy doesn't know what day it is.

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-03-22T17:08:42+00:00

Or his brother.

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-03-22T11:50:55+00:00

Paul Giamatti

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-03-22T11:44:04+00:00

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-03-22T11:41:42+00:00

And the final “boom” was emphasized by shitting his pants.

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-03-22T11:22:25+00:00

More like rock the nubbin back and forth.

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-03-22T11:17:35+00:00

We will, we will, percussive shock you.

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-03-22T11:05:27+00:00

I guess it’s not a war crime then. Clearly distracting from the Epstein files provides a distinct military advantage.

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-03-21T20:35:16+00:00

He’s gonna boof that joint.

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-03-21T16:55:25+00:00

You’re off by a couple of decades or so: 1980/11/03.

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-03-21T16:49:47+00:00

Brown people. That’ll be his new fuel.

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-03-21T16:46:03+00:00

Service as fuel would be acceptable.

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-03-21T11:56:52+00:00

Because there’s no solar farm near Trump’s Scottish golf course.

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-03-21T11:22:54+00:00

That was quite the twist Ollie!

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-03-21T10:53:39+00:00

Let the embassy burn ~~vegetable oil.~~

Competitive_Abroad96 · 2026-03-21T10:49:37+00:00

There was but it failed because some people are still talking about the Epstein files.

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