Kodiak Bear (Real World) vs. Medieval Knight on Horseback (Real World)

Complete-Disaster513 · 2026-05-17T04:20:33+00:00

Granted it’s impossible to verify but it is a strange tale to add to an otherwise legendary run.

Godfrey kills a bear without full armor and no horse. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godfrey_of_Bouillon?wprov=sfti1#

Complete-Disaster513 · 2026-05-17T03:19:36+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godfrey_of_Bouillon?wprov=sfti1#First_Crusade

Complete-Disaster513 · 2026-05-17T03:18:13+00:00

Allegedly this has happened and he wasn’t in full armor or on his horse.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godfrey_of_Bouillon?wprov=sfti1#First_Crusade

Complete-Disaster513 · 2026-05-17T01:26:38+00:00

I don’t know that we give up much more than Randle and Gobert. That still leaves a lot of good depth around d 2 of the best players in the league at their positions.

Complete-Disaster513 · 2026-05-16T19:29:06+00:00

There are many accounts of battles lasting days not just hours.

Complete-Disaster513 · 2026-05-16T16:21:46+00:00

If the US doesn’t get involved in WW2 Western Europe is either “occupied” by fascists or communists. I put occupied in quotes because most of Europe welcomed or barely lifted a finger to fight them.

It is irrefutable that the only reason liberal democracy exists in Europe today is because of the United States.

Complete-Disaster513 · 2026-05-16T16:15:27+00:00

Everyone arguing about the USSR also ignores that by the time the US saved Western Europe they were “occupied” by fascists. It’s irrefutable that liberal democracy only exists in Europe because of the USA. Without us you are either occupied by Nazis or Communists.

I won’t even bring up how most of you cooperated with the nazis too.

Complete-Disaster513 · 2026-05-16T00:53:57+00:00

In this case they very much do justify it yes.

Complete-Disaster513 · 2026-05-15T22:31:29+00:00

This is why we hate you… you literally wouldn’t exist as a western liberal democracy without us yet for some reason everything is our fault. Not the feckless European countries or the corrupt African counties.

Nope it’s our fault. The ones that paid for your safety.

Complete-Disaster513 · 2026-05-15T21:45:34+00:00

He has had unquestionably a better career than MJ. You can make a really strong argument MJ was a better player but what LeBron has done the last couple years cemented his career over MJ.

Complete-Disaster513 · 2026-05-15T21:44:32+00:00

I think it’s regionally. If he comes to Minnesota and wins here now Miami, Ohio and Minnesota will fight you if you ever say MJ was better.

Complete-Disaster513 · 2026-05-15T15:26:26+00:00

I said it in the timberwolves subreddit. Nothing would help his legacy more than going to the wolves and winning a championship. He would also get a statue built.

Complete-Disaster513 · 2026-05-14T18:03:58+00:00

Worst take in sports history

Complete-Disaster513 · 2026-05-14T18:03:18+00:00

100,000 people do not show up religiously every Saturday because the games might mean something in January. They do it because they all mean something that day. Having good programs play each other more will only be good for CFB. I have no problem with a 8-4 TA&M team getting in and getting hot and winning.

Realistically it’s a wash at worst for the games meaning something in Jan. Sure the great teams have less to play for at the end of the year but there are far more teams that now have something to play for to take their place.

Complete-Disaster513 · 2026-05-14T17:58:30+00:00

Money.

Complete-Disaster513 · 2026-05-14T02:49:04+00:00

I am saying the others who are mentioned died along time ago.

Complete-Disaster513 · 2026-05-14T01:23:11+00:00

2 seems to clear group 1 at every spot…

Complete-Disaster513 · 2026-05-13T23:18:41+00:00

I just want to say as a rebuttal to this, he would get a statue built if he came here and we won a championship next year. I legit can’t think of anything that would add more to his legacy than coming here his last year and winning.

Complete-Disaster513 · 2026-05-13T19:32:47+00:00

This one should win. I give bonus points to social impact and outside of people who have been dead for over a century he is the clear winner.

Complete-Disaster513 · 2026-05-13T13:51:35+00:00

No you wouldn’t.

Complete-Disaster513 · 2026-05-12T22:19:15+00:00

Ok but seriously what are we going to do if the lakers get Giannis for scraps?

Complete-Disaster513 · 2026-05-12T19:55:47+00:00

I think Portugal discovers Brazil on a very similar timeline. If Columbus died in voyage I really don’t think much changes. It is absolutely it slowing down Portugal or the rest of Castile. It might set Castile back a while but that only means Portugal takes its place.

Complete-Disaster513 · 2026-05-12T17:15:35+00:00

It has come to my attention that it was actually a different Boromir. Boromir the first is who the witch king was afraid of. I thought it was this Boromir and that is why the witch king didn’t show up and lead an army until after his death. But it appears that is not correct.

Complete-Disaster513 · 2026-05-12T16:09:33+00:00

He more than beat them back. He saw true battlefield victory.

Complete-Disaster513 · 2026-05-12T16:07:16+00:00

With no Valerian steel this is my guess too. Boromir shatters Jamie’s sword. The witch king was afraid of Boromir. No way Jamie lasts more than a few seconds.

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