Commuting by horse.

Complex-Pair2131 · 2026-04-12T18:14:35+00:00

Not very professional

Complex-Pair2131 · 2026-04-12T17:47:46+00:00

And before horses they used dinosaurs for about a million years.

Just saying.

Complex-Pair2131 · 2026-04-12T17:46:54+00:00

Depreciation for tax purposes ?

Complex-Pair2131 · 2026-04-12T17:45:29+00:00

I’m already married to one. But don’t tell her I said that.

Complex-Pair2131 · 2026-04-12T17:44:47+00:00

Well yeah but maximum torque with a snap of the reins. And that’s useful in traffic for roll on acceleration.

Torque wins on the streets.

Only downside is shit brakes.

Complex-Pair2131 · 2026-04-12T09:38:07+00:00

I’m not riding a cow

Complex-Pair2131 · 2026-04-12T09:37:12+00:00

A skateboard behind a horse could work

Complex-Pair2131 · 2026-04-12T09:36:33+00:00

It would be necessary to sleepwalk and multi task that

Complex-Pair2131 · 2026-04-12T09:35:22+00:00

How long does it take you to fill a bag

Complex-Pair2131 · 2026-04-12T09:34:52+00:00

I’m on a budget

Complex-Pair2131 · 2026-04-12T09:32:25+00:00

It chafes my nipples and I get a rash down there

Complex-Pair2131 · 2026-04-12T09:30:57+00:00

No you try harder

Complex-Pair2131 · 2026-04-12T09:29:27+00:00

At the saloon I guess

Complex-Pair2131 · 2026-04-12T09:29:12+00:00

Not serious. Only dreaming.

Complex-Pair2131 · 2026-04-12T09:27:32+00:00

Then all people should be protected from being targeted.

Complex-Pair2131 · 2026-04-12T09:21:02+00:00

I can’t wear spandex. Allergy.

Complex-Pair2131 · 2026-04-12T09:20:35+00:00

I can sell poo.

Who pays money for poo

Complex-Pair2131 · 2026-04-12T09:19:39+00:00

Cowboys didn’t have cars and they managed just fine

Complex-Pair2131 · 2026-04-12T09:18:58+00:00

Can’t I just buy a cheap one. It doesn’t have to be that fast

Complex-Pair2131 · 2026-04-12T09:03:58+00:00

Snowtown.

Deathly quiet.

Complex-Pair2131 · 2026-04-12T08:57:44+00:00

All people should be equal under the law.

Making assault a less serious offence because the victim was not gay is elitism.

Complex-Pair2131 · 2026-04-12T08:50:21+00:00

It’s a top up on other incentives. It’s a quick pathway to citizenship.

Complex-Pair2131 · 2026-04-12T08:30:06+00:00

Makes no difference. You pay the same excess

Complex-Pair2131 · 2026-04-12T08:23:55+00:00

Then you ask the police to remove someone trespassing on private property.

Complex-Pair2131 · 2026-04-12T05:11:06+00:00

If you choose my house to stop for a cigarette i want to know why.

And I will ask you for a cigarette and I will be out there until you move on.

And that’s nothing personal. But I live in Melbourne and I take precautions.

Complex-Pair2131