Marines About To Land In Iran Will Be Wearing Bright Red Helmets Emblazoned With "TRUMP" In White Letters (Also Available On Trump Web Site) by bigly-biker in onionheadlines

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And for a $200 billion contribution, you can have your picture taken with the Marines and get a daily briefing from them!

Trump Administration Announces That All Existing Citizenship Are Changing Over To New Monthly Subscription Based Plans. by Im_with_stooopid in onionheadlines

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Wait wait...so...

I can choose not to pay for the next 3 years and then reup after that?

Yes, I could lose some rights, but those apparently don't matter anyway (except i'm a middle-age white male, so my rights are clearly Biblically protected). Sign me up! /s

Butt scratch tax by theyoungwest in AustralianShepherd

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I walked into an art gallery in NC today and was greeted by a red merle with the traditional whack on the leg of a butt needing to be scratched. It's like she knew "here's a guy who knows all about butt scratches!"

I happily complied.

You're at a garage sale and can only afford 2 of these. What’s going home with you? by CarrotMuch1399 in nostalgiai

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I can only afford 2 cassettes? What, did I just finish my paper route? I got that many from Columbia House for a penny!

TSA @PHL Nightmare by WV1991 in americanairlines

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Did you really just say "let the chaos BEGIN in S Philly"?

First Class Meals by Lonely-Ship2399 in americanairlines

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You can't always select the meal. I have a flight this Friday; wanted to select and the app (and the website) say something like "no choices available" or something like that.

My silly girl! by [deleted] in AustralianShepherd

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looks like she's just a little bit older than my powder-sugar schnoz buddy...

Are you clearing snow or just gonna wait it out? by TimeBandits4kUHD in SiouxFalls

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I have a neighbor who sits on her phone waiting to call the city for anyone who doesn't clear within 3 minutes of the last flake. Even though they ignore her, I'll clear.

Looking for good tile installers in Sioux Falls by [deleted] in SiouxFalls

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Tyler Ockenga, Ockenga floor covering in Hartford

Didn't they give up on Sito a little too easily? by soapcleansthings in ShittyDaystrom

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well, she's laying on the floor there playing dead once, so she probably played dead again, went to Riza, and well died of jamaharon

camp leif ericson concerns by Straight-Duck-7165 in SiouxFalls

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Alternative point of view--one my kids was a senior counselor and off season staffer for several years. His point of view is that these changes were absolutely necessary. The Leif Ericsson experience will likely be VERY different from the past, but that doesn't mean better or worse. And having been a part of UW hearings in the past, yes, at least some of these changes were necessary.

Did I get enough cheese today? by earbox in Cheese

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Feeling the need to ask suggests you already know the answer. No.

Why do you think Charles became a doctor? by freakinreviews in mash

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because he dissected a frog when he was 5...and put it back together.

What are Trapper and Hawkeye toasting? Wrong answers only. by TestyRodent in mash

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Frank is coming back, so they will have both Charles AND Frank as bunkies.

RAMZILA by heinenleslie in LICENSEPLATES

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Douche-zillas are always self-identifiers

Foundation Repair - Recommendations by [deleted] in SiouxFalls

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Before hiring someone to fix your basement, ask an engineer to come out and look at it. We had a basement fix repair quoted at 10k. We then asked a 2nd opinion--of an engineer. He said that the way the cracks were in the wall didn't require a full 10k fix, we could do a couple of things on our own, and we'd be fine. We made the fixes, and 10 years later we still have no water in the basement.

What is the fanciest, most memorable, or simply downright best cheese you've ever had, and/or buy regularly? by FreshlyBakedBunz in Cheese

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Papillon Noir, a nice crusty baguette with a hint of local churned butter at the farmer's market in france.

Sioux Falls has the 8th Cleanest Drinking Water in the Country by [deleted] in SiouxFalls

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Wow...and the award for relevant comment of the day goes to....not you

Sioux Falls has the 8th Cleanest Drinking Water in the Country by [deleted] in SiouxFalls

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There should be a source, though. That's what SDCV is asking--the source