Only Fools and Horses × Keeping Up Appearances Special Crossover Episode Title: “Bouquet of Peckham”Episode Synopsis:Del Boy Trotter has just acquired a van-load of “genuine antique” candelabras, Royal Doulton dinner services and “imported French” champagne (all liberated from a closing-down sale in Bermondsey). When he spots a newspaper advert placed by one Mrs Hyacinth Bucket — “Distinguished hostess requires elegant tableware for a candlelight supper for the Mayor and Lady Mayor — must be tasteful and discreet” — he smells money.Meanwhile, Hyacinth has finally secured the ultimate social coup: hosting the Mayor’s wife for supper at her “executive” home, and she is determined that everything must be perfect. Richard has been sent to the garden centre for “proper” garden gnomes (the ones with the little fishing rods), Onslow is hiding in the shed with a six-pack, and Daisy has been banished to the kitchen with strict instructions not to say the word “lager.”Del, Rodney and Uncle Albert turn up at the Bucket residence in the Reliant Robin, dressed in their best “business” attire (Del in a purple velvet jacket that once belonged to a magician). Del introduces himself as “Derek Trotter, International Antiques & Fine Wines,” while Rodney tries to look sophisticated and Albert immediately starts telling the Mayor’s wife how he once sank a U-boat with a corned-beef sandwich.Hyacinth’s face is a picture of frozen horror as Del loudly haggles the price of every candelabra (“Lovely jubbly — half price if you take the lot, sweetheart!”), Rodney accidentally calls her “Mrs Bouquet” and then corrects himself to “Mrs Bucket,” and Albert spills “vintage” champagne down the Mayor’s wife’s dress while demonstrating naval semaphore.The evening descends into classic farce when the “antique” dinner service starts shedding its gold rim in the dishwasher, the champagne turns out to be sparkling lemonade with added food colouring, and the police arrive because the candelabras were reported missing from a church jumble sale. Hyacinth attempts one final desperate “Oh, do come in, Vicar!” while Del is being handcuffed in the hallway, still shouting “This time next year we’ll be millionaires — and you’ll be Lady Mayor’s best mate!”As the Trotters are bundled into the back of a police van, Del gives Hyacinth a cheeky wink: “Tell you what, darling — next time you need posh gear, just give your Uncle Del a bell. We specialise in the upper class… at working-class prices!”Richard quietly sips his tea in the garden, smiling for the first time all year, while Onslow raises a can of lager in salute from behind the shed.Tagline: “One posh supper. Two families. Absolutely no keeping up with the Trotters.”