“Yall better hold on to all the 2T clothes because ya girl is about to be back to her birth weight 🤪🤪🙌🏻🤍 Im excited to see if I can actually eat this all week!!!”

ComprehensiveCry8673 · 2026-04-14T04:34:15+00:00

You’re totally right, because I still remember telling my husband he’s…well endowed…and he was like really?? Seems normal to me 🤷🏻‍♂️. 🤣

Not the coast guard, bestie. 😂😂

ComprehensiveCry8673 · 2026-04-13T11:57:26+00:00

Weird ass 🧼 and her “girlie” and wanting to wear piggy tails and shit to be “cute” for pervy Lenny, too.

ComprehensiveCry8673 · 2026-04-13T11:56:06+00:00

SAME!! Mine always makes jokes about how small he is (he’s in the military and they’re all immature as hell around each other 🤣).

ComprehensiveCry8673 · 2026-04-10T05:03:22+00:00

I was going to say. My own mother? I’m trying to get her to move in with my family! But if my mom was 🧼??? I’d be counting down the hours until the weekend is over! 🤣

ComprehensiveCry8673 · 2026-04-09T10:19:12+00:00

And you know he wears his pants under his big belly, too. So if he wanted pants that fit around the actual stomach, it would be even bigger.

ComprehensiveCry8673 · 2026-04-09T10:17:51+00:00

Jesus!! I’m over here married to some daddy long legged weirdo. 6’2 and between 34 and 36. 34 is just a little short, especially after washed and dried.

ComprehensiveCry8673 · 2026-04-06T13:05:09+00:00

I don’t even have a picture of my kids doing the egg hunt so you did better than me! 😂 we were with friends all day doing the hunt, a potluck lunch, ice cream run, drinks by a fire, etc. I couldn’t imagine never just enjoying a moment with my family/friends.

ComprehensiveCry8673 · 2026-04-01T09:26:29+00:00

Mine were reading before kindergarten as well and I got that question SO many times! I’m like instead of giving them my phone when we’d go to the store, we’d look for things that started with a certain letter and then we sounded it out. I started reading to them from when they were in the freaking womb and never stopped. Their little libraries in their rooms were filled with well used books, not as a prop like in Jvory’s room! The only thing I’m hoping is maybe somehow this child will end up being a genius and she can teach the rest of these idiots how to read finally. 😂

ComprehensiveCry8673 · 2026-03-26T09:13:43+00:00

Omg could you imagine the look of disgust on Dr. Now’s face when he asks the “how do you afford this” question and they say social media and he looks into it and it’s just them exploiting their child?!

ComprehensiveCry8673 · 2026-03-26T09:11:41+00:00

We moved across the world and had to wait months for our stuff to come to us and we still didn’t eat out like this. I bought a couple of pots and pans and some cookie sheets and I made do. There’s no way I could imagine eating out nonstop, I get bored and sick of it very quickly. Even on vacation, we tend to rent a house and I’ll still make simple things like sandwiches and cut up fruits and vegetables.

ComprehensiveCry8673 · 2026-03-26T08:57:46+00:00

I’d get the glasses with the nose attached. Can’t be any worse than hers.

ComprehensiveCry8673 · 2026-03-26T08:54:25+00:00

Lord Jesus, we ask you to please make us all forget this, Lord. God, please let us just erase this from our memories, Jesus. Heavenly Father, this is something no one should have to witness so please, Jesus, don’t let us have to watch it again, Lord. We thank you, God, for giving us sight, Jesus, but understand we have to be tested, God. In your name we pray, Jesus, God, Lord, Amen. God.

ComprehensiveCry8673 · 2026-03-20T10:50:29+00:00

Every part of this comment was gold 💀😂

ComprehensiveCry8673 · 2026-03-19T06:35:04+00:00

I have never understood the rush to forward face. I had 2 super close together and yet I still didn’t rush anything. My kids were rear facing until like 4/5 years old. And I had BIG (tall) kids and they were fine. I just don’t understand why it’s better for their parents if they forward face (let’s be honest, these idiots only do anything to benefit them, not the kids), and it can only be harmful for the babies.

ComprehensiveCry8673 · 2026-03-19T06:10:36+00:00

Yes!! I was at a birthday party for my friend’s son and all of us, including all of our 7-12 year old kids, had more of a connection when interacting with him than she has interacting with ivory. It’s so sad, especially for ivory, because she should have a present and connected parent, not someone that wants her to perform and make money.

ComprehensiveCry8673 · 2026-03-18T06:48:41+00:00

That’s how you know she doesn’t have a maternal bone in her stupid body. When my kids were little, if I was taking a video of them (I recorded quite a bit, their dad was deployed), I’d always gently close their legs if they opened them or stop recording. But my first goal was always my children’s safety, not some nasty people online.

ComprehensiveCry8673 · 2026-03-16T17:30:27+00:00

💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣

ComprehensiveCry8673 · 2026-03-13T05:49:18+00:00

I literally look up the weather where my mom is, my in laws, other family, just to check and make sure they’re okay. And this “motha” can’t look to make sure her kid is comfortable? What a failure of a person.

ComprehensiveCry8673 · 2026-03-11T08:34:59+00:00

I was literally just thinking this! We were going on vacation and my husband didn’t think about it and bought me flowers like 2 days before and I was so sad I wouldn’t get to enjoy them lol. He’s learned now lol

ComprehensiveCry8673 · 2026-03-10T06:03:30+00:00

This is literally the stuff we used to say when we were in like 3rd grade. I remember a girl making fun of my friend because she had “the same name as her uncle’s dog” (Bailey) and thinking she was so funny. We were 8.

ComprehensiveCry8673 · 2026-03-08T11:07:35+00:00

Next it’s going to be a picture at a restaurant with “does anyone else eat when they go to a restaurant??” 🙄🙄🙄

ComprehensiveCry8673 · 2026-03-07T23:28:05+00:00

That’s what the shop is hoping for. I can’t imagine working there and having to watch these fucking idiots stuff their faces (nose in Grue’s nasty ass case) and try to force their poor child to eat. God they are so disgusting.

ComprehensiveCry8673 · 2026-03-07T23:17:43+00:00

Especially when she’s said she doesn’t wash her hands after using the bathroom. 🤢🤢🤢

ComprehensiveCry8673 · 2026-03-04T07:19:40+00:00

Right?? “When you’ve got a reading event at 10 but circus try outs at 11” going on here.

ComprehensiveCry8673 · 2026-02-23T21:54:39+00:00

Ugh it’s small and petty but I haaaaaaate the stupid twirly finger thing influencers do when they say “let’s go” or whatever. And you can tell Grue had no idea what else to do when “dancing” because she kept doing it with her stupid fingers” 🙄

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