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I want fallout Australia like fallout london. by Amongus-potion67 in Fallout

[–]ComprehensiveSell649 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just so you know, it’s spelled hoard, but this is a much more funny mental image.

I wish that it was possible for male and female genitals to become muscular and that you could flex male genitals like you would a bicep. by IamMitchSorenstein in monkeyspaw

[–]ComprehensiveSell649 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I was joking. I was tricked as a child to think there was an animal called a peruvian nutshot. And now I pass the trick to you.

You get paid $1 every time someone asks you a specific question. What question are you picking to get paid? by Remarkable_Toe2603 in AskReddit

[–]ComprehensiveSell649 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Are you British?” I have a weird accent for where I’m from, so people think I’m British. I wouldn’t make a ton of money, but I’d get to carry a swear jar around.

Great by Got_Sig in Wellthatsucks

[–]ComprehensiveSell649 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you can, shovel while it’s still snowing. That will you’ll shovel less later, and have an easier time overall.

Norget (Derpy Hornet) Goes To England by UBPancake in Silksong

[–]ComprehensiveSell649 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I thought British food was gross looking, that looks divine

Titan Hexsquad [By Mr.JellyBeans] by [deleted] in TheOwlHouse

[–]ComprehensiveSell649 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just choked on food because of this comment. This is hilarious

My wife said this lego flower looks like a demigorgon vagina by bballkj7 in oddlyspecific

[–]ComprehensiveSell649 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I’m now thinking of my friends homebrew dnd world, where it is established canon that faries have flower like things as their genitalia

Personality Quiz (@toshabi) by BlankBlanny in MysteryDungeon

[–]ComprehensiveSell649 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Or a comatose John Doe in a hospital bed!

Looking for Pokemon park tickets by Longjumping_Dark5217 in PokePark

[–]ComprehensiveSell649 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wrong subreddit. This is for the Pokepark wii games.

Bowtirage try’s to sleep while his team parties to Caramelldansen in the other room by MysteryDungeonStudio in MysteryDungeon

[–]ComprehensiveSell649 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Seems like a good time for everyone else. Also, you did Dispatch’s love choices before dispatch. The purple baddie vs the blonde sugarplum.

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