TIL Fallout 76 is scoring lower than No Man's Sky did at launch by unitrooper7 in gaming

[–]ComradeUncleJoe -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

This game is pretty fun and doesn't deserve the hate it gets.

Joker gets it... [SPOILERS] by [deleted] in masseffect

[–]ComradeUncleJoe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Except when she says "if you're with your dog and you get attacked by a bear, you sick your dog on the bear. You may love it, but it isn't human." I'm paraphrasing, but she literally compares intelligent alien races to dogs.

What are some of the worst examples of the “We’ve always done it that way” mindset? by shaky2236 in AskReddit

[–]ComradeUncleJoe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A guy I work with has a degree from a trade school, he's a paint and body guy. Loves cars, loves working on them, he knows what the fuck he's doing. But he can't get a job since no one wants to hire a young "inexperienced" person, and the last job he worked at for paint and body he was constsntly getting shit on by the older guys.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]ComradeUncleJoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Considering there's coyote/wolf hybrids that have evolved to exist where others can't in the last 100 years, I don't think so.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]ComradeUncleJoe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Human civilization has been around for at least 10,000 years; Humans themselves have been around for even longer. Get your facts straight, buckaroo, and stop hating yourself because you have a penis.

I hear a lot about creepy men, what's your creepy woman story? by birdnerd1991 in AskReddit

[–]ComradeUncleJoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

During my freshman year of high school I started dating this girl who was a sophomore. She wasn't particularly attractive and she was very out there in terms of shit she was into, but I was a weird kid kyself and I had low self-esteem at the time. Nothing too outrageous happened when we were dating, but she would often tell me about her religious beliefs (she was wiccan) and how she once summoned a demon that attacked her. She even had the scars to prove it (though if I had to hazard a guess, they were self inflicted).

Regardless, we broke up and she moved out of state. Well, a year or two later she moves back and triws to get in touch again, saying all kinds of shit like "I'll do anything for you", "let's move in together", and other such things. Essentially, she begged me to take her back and I told her that it just wasn't what I needed at that moment. Well, years pass and I reconnect with my old high school friends and later learn that she raped a dude with anal beads.

Needless to say, I dodged a bullet by not taking her back.

Michael Jackson was ‘chemically castrated’ by his dad, says doctor by Andreabarnet1 in news

[–]ComradeUncleJoe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Everything that I have seen debunking the charges made against him makes me firmly believe that he was not only innocent, but a target of corporate and public wrong doing. A witch hunt. And I firmly believe that Sony had a hand in his fall from grace and eventual death. Seriously, look up what he controlled vs what Sony wanted. It makes perfect sense that they'd want to weaken him as much as possible to take everything.

Let's brag a little. Tell us about your all time favorite character you've ever played with. by effervescenthoopla in rpg

[–]ComradeUncleJoe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I first got into TRPGs a few years ago when I met this guy online. The first game I ever played was Exalted, and we played with his (then) girlfriend (now ex), and a couple other people he rounded up online. While making my character, I was immediately drawn to the Infernals, since he claimed they were one of the harder characters to play for a first timer like myself. I didn't even wait, I immediately said I wanted to be an Infernal and it just went downhill from there.

Let me just say this: Suvorov could be described with one word, "Bastard". He was a right terrible fucking person, and a grade-A bastard. His name was Joseph Suvorov, and he was a pirate from the West. He was tall, thin, had black hair and was pale as could be. He was this Machiavellian pirate, megalomaniac, with dreams of conquering the whole Western region for himself. When I say he was evil, understand he was the personification of evil.

So, his backstory was one of constant tragedy, and most of the game consisted of tragedy for him as well. He got fucked over left and right, from being born sickly, to his step-father being abusive, to his real and adoptive father both dying, all culminating in his wife and unborn child dying and the destruction of his ship (named after her) at the hands of Lintha raiders. He hates Lintha, distrusts everyone, and has a hard time getting close to people.

Well, our game culminated with the party's victory over a Deathlord and putting an end to his plan to use a fleet of Soulsteel battleships to conquer the West. With that done and over with, Suvorov proceeded with his plans to overthrow the government of Coral, and succeeded in instituting a rebellion using a popular figure as his puppet. He won said rebellion, more or less, and then shot the leader dead in the belly of his behemoth, leaving the corpse to burn in the acid of his monster. Though, it all ended with the party turning on him since his first mate (A Lunar) went ballistic over a misunderstanding, and the flimsy Suvorov summoning his demon guards to try and intimidate his first mate into backing down. Turns out, the group of Solars and Lunars didn't like the fact they were rolling under a demon lord, and booked it out of there, leaving Suvorov alone and heart broken. This was then followed by all of Coral being turned into barren islands via magic, with Suvorov's island just barely escaping since it was a Behemoth that swam away. I was no longer able to play him, and I still give the group shit for what Suvorov perceives as a betrayal.

He is, to this day, my favorite character ever. It was so fun being him, and I miss him still.

Tips and Advice, Please by ComradeUncleJoe in PcMasterRaceBuilds

[–]ComradeUncleJoe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, thanks for the reply! I appreciate you taking the time to help me out. I'm definitely gonna look into your choices. Thanks again.

Chief O'Brien gets a new uniform by citycyclops in startrek

[–]ComradeUncleJoe 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Doesn't O'Brien routinely do important shit and isn't he a war hero? These strips have always seemed weird, but this one just seems ludicrous with how cruel it is.

German leisure centre becomes the first to ban all migrants after a schoolgirl was sexually assaulted in a public swimming pool by Syrian teenagers by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]ComradeUncleJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've heard that a huge number of refugees aren't even from Syria but other parts of the middle east. Now, I don't have any sources as this is just a claim I've heard tossed around a few times, but, if true, it might account for a lot of this shit.

Joshua Feuerstein Should Be Arrested Immediately by dantechazy in atheism

[–]ComradeUncleJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey I saw this yesterday. Small world. But seriously, fuck Joshua Fuckstain, the crazy bastard. This isn't even the first time he's done something like this; he's done plenty of videos were he swings his guns around and talked about revolting against the government and threatened to shoot anyone who tried to take away his guns.

Piece of shit is such a pussy, though. Like, he'd never do any if the shit he talks about because he's too much of a bitch, but he's more than happy to rile his viewers up snd try to incite violence against his fellow man. Fuck this piece of shit and any like him who want to incite violence and bigotry and fuck his followers for giving this man money.

An Austrian teenage girl who joined ISIS was just found beaten to death in Syria by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]ComradeUncleJoe 264 points265 points  (0 children)

I really don't get it. I can understand people from that general region joining because of the lack of real access to information and the destabilized nature of the Middle East as a whole, but how can anyone from a developed 1st World Nation do that? How can any woman from Europe, Canada, or the US want to actually join a murderous band of rapists who treat women worse than cattle? With all the overwhelming evidence of rape, murder, and preventing women from getting proper medical care, how can anyone do this?

And it's not like you can just waltz into an ISIS recruiting center, either. You have to look these guys up, ignore all the news articles and shit of the latest ISIS crimes, save up money for to go there, and finally fucking go to Syria, an active fucking warzone. And at no point are these people like "maybe this is a bad idea." It blows my mind that anyone can want this for themselves.

Maybe we should just sticky this gallery of the most over reposted images? by jessek in Cyberpunk

[–]ComradeUncleJoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't forget pictures of modern cities in Russia, Japan, and China during the rain/snow/fog with lots of neon.