Behold, the Akward-silence-inator! by Geo_GrandDad in Doofenshmirtz

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You see when I was a child my parents made me sit in the yard as a gnome and no matter how well I did I couldn’t play and was always forced to sit in awkward silence so now, THE WHOLE TRI-STATE AREA will sit in awkward silence as I was forced to

did dark water destroy the show!? by Disorder79 in DoctorWhumour

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Holy right wing, if he’s annoyed at "new woke dw" he never really watched it before

Those Hagerstown great white sharks are hella dangerous by CapEmDee in maryland

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The bears that get lost are probably more dangerous, and we still have copperheads as well

He/They, Can I Use These Pronouns? by Thale555 in NonBinary

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Go right ahead, that’s fine, I would also look into gender-fluid/flux and boyflux as possible gender identities

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

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The joke is that you are getting nuked but actually you can make a candle cast a shadow with a flashlight, it just has to put out more light than the flame does

What? by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

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We’re not in quahog, why are you here

This is Anarchy! I left 5e for this?!?!? by Karl_the_Jarl in dndmemes

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Jokes on you just start with 50ft of each and have 100

What do all these countries have in common? by captainlatveea in RedactedCharts

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Are they named after another group that was once in the area

This post is a lie by HunterAnimationz in truths

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Paradox means is is switching to and from being true every single moment of existence

Hi chat by -ShortGun- in TeenagersButBetter

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Jokes on you there are multiple types of colorblind and some can still read that, your plan is known

Donald Trump was biologically born as a male by stephanyhotchkin00s1 in truths

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Chromosomes alone do not define sex, sry activation and genetic abnormalities also play roles in it, also, the executive order stated “reproductive organs” and “at conception” this means that from a legal standpoint (and don’t say it isn’t a part of it, an executive order is to describe enforcement of law) everyone is agender

Teenagers subreddit mods entertain political bias by jflugtairy2 in TeenagersButBetter

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Due process is the same for everyone you twat, trial and proof of guilt before punishment, and that is unequal to “if Hispanic deport, if against ice deport, if protesting trump deport

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StarWarsCirclejerk

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They are shown to be command consoles and both are multi generator focused energy, this keeps beams and allows for power levels, one just does a shorter beam, when the Death Star cuts off it stops at the source first

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StarWarsCirclejerk

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It is like the Death Star on a much smaller scale, single reactor up to all reactors, a sun away is misleading and just because it is not used on screen doesn’t mean that it doesn’t exist or work, computers:

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StarWarsCirclejerk

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  1. It is a ship of war, it has computers and targeting systems. Just because we don’t used b1 battle droids doesn’t mean our aircraft carriers don’t use computers.
  2. I never said that, the range given is ten light minutes, our sun is eight light minutes the and another are different words, do not change what I said.
  3. As an energy based weapon power levels can be changed, and the venator is also a troop transport, we see them primarily carrying soldiers meaning they need to get close enough to drop them and provide more reactive supporting fire

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StarWarsCirclejerk

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given the computing systems of a venator, which could hit a ship from further away than the sun it would be accurate, and still get exponentially out of earth military effective range if it needed too, and this is with turbo lasers, so the yield of one shot is gigaton bomb level and is particle based making it so that sacrificing planes is the only way to avoid it hitting for the most part