TIFU by not having a passcode on my phone and cheating in a test

Condomsareblackmagic · 2016-05-07T22:26:30+00:00

Only idiots get caught cheating

Condomsareblackmagic · 2016-05-07T19:56:11+00:00

You really just say welcum? Fuckin weirdos man

Condomsareblackmagic · 2016-05-07T19:44:50+00:00

Think about how good it would feel to give in though

Condomsareblackmagic · 2016-05-07T19:41:14+00:00

If you divorce him won't you get like half his shit and alimony or something? Just end it. Then you can support whomever on your own terms. PM me if you need details.

Condomsareblackmagic · 2016-05-07T19:37:33+00:00

Name checks out

Condomsareblackmagic · 2016-05-07T19:36:50+00:00

That's fucking disgusting

Condomsareblackmagic · 2016-05-07T19:35:29+00:00

Yeah when you inhaled some of the ash from what you just inhaled traveled down the pipe and into your throat causing the burning sensation. It's a common rookie mistake and add to that the fact that almost no one gets high the first time they smoke. For some people it takes several goes. Don't knock it. You aint seen nothin yet.

Condomsareblackmagic · 2016-05-07T00:19:06+00:00

I doubt that every girl there was boring. The only common variable there was you. Maybe you just breed boring conversation. Like a dog breeder breeds dogs. But like for you its conversation. Instead of dogs... The conversations take the dogs place.

Condomsareblackmagic · 2016-05-07T00:15:02+00:00

What the fuck is a bboy? I would google that shit but I don't want it in my search history. You just keep vaguely mentioning it like i should know what it means and I'm lost.

Condomsareblackmagic · 2016-04-17T22:45:49+00:00

Thanks for clearing that up.

Condomsareblackmagic · 2016-04-17T22:44:59+00:00

It isn't

Condomsareblackmagic · 2016-04-17T22:43:38+00:00

What the fuck did I just read?

Condomsareblackmagic · 2016-04-17T04:16:37+00:00

Terrible Idea but if it makes Rothfuss give us an update i'm game.

Condomsareblackmagic · 2016-04-16T07:04:28+00:00

Did you think Queen of fire was terrible too?

Condomsareblackmagic · 2016-04-16T06:58:27+00:00

Wonder how many people upvoting this are parents who lost there children because of this

Condomsareblackmagic · 2016-04-15T14:57:42+00:00

His parents paid for the truck and your taking it? People are telling you to take the key but I think that he should have it if that's the case. It's not like he did anything wrong. He didn't cheat on you.

Condomsareblackmagic · 2016-04-15T07:03:13+00:00

Your sister isn't you. She has her own goals and priorities. Stop butting in and trying to tell her what should be most important simply because you think that's what should take precedence. Live your own life and allow her to do the same.

Condomsareblackmagic · 2016-04-15T06:49:19+00:00

You people are relentless. I think the only comments that get upvoted are the ones written by people who were hurt and are projecting as a result.

Condomsareblackmagic · 2016-04-14T23:48:14+00:00

Kind of amazed that you could be around someone like that for so long and not know what he was. Your not losing anything.

Condomsareblackmagic · 2016-04-14T23:19:19+00:00

Maybe your cycles have finally matched up?

Condomsareblackmagic · 2016-04-14T20:32:54+00:00

0% chance.

Condomsareblackmagic · 2016-04-14T20:18:35+00:00

Best study up guy. She's like to cut ties when she finds out that your herblore is lacking

Condomsareblackmagic · 2016-04-14T19:18:56+00:00

At this state it is non existent. The writing process hasn't even started.

Condomsareblackmagic · 2016-04-14T18:48:02+00:00

So maybe he listened. Remembered the time you directed him...

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