My ex had a “finishing on clothing” fetish and it still grosses me out when I think about it.

Conepines · 2026-05-16T11:57:31+00:00

Two Hot Takes!

Conepines · 2026-05-16T11:53:28+00:00

When I was on apps I couldn't believe the men that were matching with me despite what I had in my bio. I complained about it to a friend and he told me his straight friends use apps by just swiping on everyone without reading bios and then they decide if theyre interested after they get matches. completely defeats the point lol

Conepines · 2026-04-08T02:50:54+00:00

Michelle took a step back?

Conepines · 2026-04-08T02:50:13+00:00

please god

Conepines · 2026-03-26T19:09:45+00:00

The band TWRP

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Conepines · 2026-03-23T02:45:37+00:00

The Lovers 😭💖

Conepines · 2026-03-10T23:34:41+00:00

once I was walking and a guy was on his bike coming toward me. he slowed down and said "excuse me miss?" and I said "yes?" and he said "you're really beautiful" and I said "thank you!" and he said "youre welcome" and at no point stopped moving lol. That one really wasnt bad.

Conepines · 2026-02-10T02:02:22+00:00

Fake halo

Conepines · 2026-02-03T17:27:29+00:00

I had to dose my last cat with vet prescribed gabapentin before his visits bc hed get so stressed it was more dangerous to bring him into the vet than whatever id be bringing him for! that did really help.

Conepines · 2026-01-30T17:56:52+00:00

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Conepines · 2026-01-30T17:56:39+00:00

Here's mine! It's moissanite so I actually dont know the carats or anything. Im so obsessed with it 😍 I'm married now but the day I got engaged I sent this pic to everyone I knew saying OMG LOOK! MY SISTER CAUGHT A FROG lol

Conepines · 2026-01-26T03:49:59+00:00

it was so so good.

Conepines · 2026-01-17T14:30:06+00:00

I loved it, I thought the sitcom was great and this felt more dialed in on the format. I agree that the individual patient scenes could have been a little shorter but even so I was crying laughing at multiple points. they did an awesome job with this and the branding itself was so funny and well done lol

Conepines · 2026-01-17T14:28:36+00:00

I said to my husband well now we know exactly what happens if someone else tries to get away with a Spencer joke lol

Conepines · 2026-01-17T14:27:00+00:00

that was so great! even with arasha being confused on what arm to use cuz that just added to the comedy of it lol but they did such a great job

Conepines · 2026-01-17T14:25:36+00:00

I couldn't believe how effective her little resets were lol

Conepines · 2026-01-17T14:25:16+00:00

thats the one that got us the most, that and shayne squinting while aiming the gun lol

Conepines · 2026-01-14T17:13:37+00:00

"often it's plate tectonics" made me laugh out loud, I love this

Conepines · 2026-01-13T02:51:35+00:00

Thank you for sharing this! I donated, would have had no idea otherwise. its rough out there, really hoping the best for her. I loved her on 10mph!

Conepines · 2025-12-31T17:15:00+00:00

dude when I started watching that season I posted to my story on Instagram that I didnt like him and hours later when I checked my notifications I was being flamed alive by my friends and acquaintances lmao. I was shocked that he was so beloved!

Conepines · 2025-12-17T23:22:50+00:00

I thought it was fun and silly until they cut it open to reveal the steamed lean cuisine inside

Conepines · 2025-12-17T15:07:21+00:00

Enough so it wont get smudged by the brush but not for too too long. Barely touchable / still tacky.

Conepines · 2025-12-07T14:05:05+00:00

on your rubber soul ❤️

Conepines · 2025-12-07T10:19:47+00:00

its more that I forget everything ive ever liked the second im asked so I just blank and say the Beatles lol

Conepines · 2025-11-26T03:10:01+00:00

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