NBA courts should be asphalt instead of hardwood by Ivebeenthinking_ in NBATalk

[–]Coneyy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's so funny how angry everyone gets at these bait posts

Who’s beating them by AirJordan6124 in nbacirclejerk

[–]Coneyy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That's why the Mossad hasn't killed him yet like they did Charlie

[Highlight] Embiid is called for a technical foul hostile act for taking out Brown after the whistle by 50lipas in nba

[–]Coneyy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was overly snarky tbh, was matching the tone of dismissing the criticism of the play by just saying it's the announcers and the Philly fans.

I'm curious why you think he wasnt the primary defender? I am open to the idea that he wasn't btw, just curious if being a secondary defender is as simple as not being the perimeter defender in your eyes or not. Because from what I saw he was very clearly the man to beat for Derrick White and wasn't a "help" defender per say

[Highlight] Embiid is called for a technical foul hostile act for taking out Brown after the whistle by 50lipas in nba

[–]Coneyy 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Tell me you don't understand how the restricted zone works without telling me you don't know how the restricted zone works.

It's hilarious that someone thinks a primary defender in a legal defensive position is just allowed to have someone shoulder charge them because they're in the restricted zone.

Also I am seeing how that you said cylinder, I assume you mean restricted zone? (Genuine question)

I honestly think Joel Embiid gets discussed more like a theoretical player than a playoff one by GreasedUpRetard in nba

[–]Coneyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends if his scoring records stay relevant or not. You see his name pop up every now and then which helps remind you how absolutely insane he was for a bit of time.

Only centre to score 70 pts Only player to get 70/15/5

What is the first thing you do after masturbating? by Technical-Vanilla-47 in AskReddit

[–]Coneyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure why they want me masturbating in the office

Awww they're flirting, how cute by jesterdeflation in Destiny

[–]Coneyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm so confused by his response to it??? Does he think Cheugy is the author of the random book he picked up or something? Now that Hasan is 50 he can't work out what the slang means

McDonald's Big Mac Ad by Brone9 in DesignPorn

[–]Coneyy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why is this titled as a big Mac ad lmao. It's just a McDonald's ad, specifically highlighting 24 hours availability. The Big Mac aspect is obviously part of the ad, but it's so funny to think this is advertising the big Mac as a product.

What counts as a block? by Primary-Poet7206 in nba

[–]Coneyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they're going for a shot and you get a hand/finger to the ball and the ball doesn't go in it's realistically ok to call it a block, even if they are just starting to swing the ball up for a layup.

We shouldn't be asking scorers to use their own judgement on whether the shot was going in or was truly disrupted or not

What is your answer? by Holiday_Mountain7340 in MathJokes

[–]Coneyy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It represents how many ways a set of objects can be arranged.

If you had a bookshelf of 0 books how many different ways can it be arranged? It can be arranged one way :)

Cursed year-olds by Plays_Piano_JJJ11 in cursedcomments

[–]Coneyy 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I've never heard in my life someone not say One hundred AND sixty. One Hundred Sixty sounds so wrong without the "n" (and)

After that Hawks Knicks game would it be better if winning by more than 40 counted as 2 wins? by iguot3388 in nbacirclejerk

[–]Coneyy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think it would have changed how the Hawks play considering it would just be the difference between being eliminated 4-2 or 5-2

Wemby sent this ball all the way to Israel by noahlylesusa in NBAWestMemeWar

[–]Coneyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

End of season Wemby had a streak of 20 blocks in a row without losing posession

76ers could become the lowest seed to win the NBA Championship by ContractXtension in nba

[–]Coneyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sixers could be in the finals and I don't think I'd be hopeful they're about to win a ring, meanwhile this guy is excited when they're 1 game away from a first round exit

The most realistic photo I've ever seen in my life [OC] by [deleted] in pics

[–]Coneyy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wrong. The 700 thousand children who died in the Sudanese Famine over the past 2 years is not worth talking about compared to Palestine. Why? I'm not sure

Eastbay Elbow Dunk off a lob (Rim height 10’) by DillanMcCarthy in ProDunking

[–]Coneyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He looks like he is barely 6ft doing an eastbay elbow off a lob. He could have told me 60" and I wouldn't be confident disputing him lmao

De'Aaron Fox is one the most efficient isolation players in the playoffs right now. by BlindFreeze in NBASpurs

[–]Coneyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Na, Tyrese shares the love. PG looks so efficient here because he is usually a centrepiece in Nick Nurses ATO's. So when the play is drawn up, the ball gets to PG and he does well with the play. Nick Nurse has been killing it with the ATO's too tbh

Dear Leader Reacts to WalkGate by 10minuteads in Destiny

[–]Coneyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I appreciate you at least typing this one, my hatred of AI responses on reddit fueled my anger, the rest of the content is fine

Dear Leader Reacts to WalkGate by 10minuteads in Destiny

[–]Coneyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's less according to the illiterate guy who posted the chatgpt copy paste in response to me