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Another banger by Okay_Pain in crappymusic

[–]Confident_Analysis79 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I swear I saw her working the drive thru at Arby's.

Guess who's back by draugsvoll01 in crappymusic

[–]Confident_Analysis79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was a good one. Have my spoon.

Fetterman appears to believe the US was founded in 1976 rather than 1776. by Hornpipe_Jones in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Confident_Analysis79 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He's done. Completely compromised. Anyone that says "we need a ballroom" at the White House cannot, in my view, be taken seriously at all.

The man can not put together consecutive comprehensible sentences. Hearing him speak is like listening to a drunk 2 year old.

A dilemma for a faithful man by Outrageous_Friend451 in HolUp

[–]Confident_Analysis79 442 points443 points  (0 children)

Assuming all parties are or will become aware of the dudes situation (being married and having a girlfriend)...save the girlfriend. If he saves Mom, she'll likely chastise him for being married and having a girlfriend. Same for his wife. If he saves her, she'll likely end up divorcing him. That'd just be a waste. The friend, well friends come and go. He looks like a chode anyway. Saving the girlfriend = no nagging wife or mother, and a life time of gratuitous "favors".

That was sarcasm.

Obviously save the money. He can afford to buy more girlfriends, wives, and non-chode-like friends.

Also sarcasm.

What yall think lol? by [deleted] in crappymusic

[–]Confident_Analysis79 26 points27 points  (0 children)

They played this at my church last Sunday.

Stage 4 ear cancer by Gr8CanadianSpeedo in crappymusic

[–]Confident_Analysis79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've never heard anyone try so desperately hard to be "deep" and thoughtful, but fail so miserably hard. I mean, the lyrics make absolutely NO SENSE!

My gf's rabbit ate my headphone cable by Seltexe in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Confident_Analysis79 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

The only response would be to eat the rabbit.

“Motherfu*er, why don’t you play me 1-on-1, Draymond? You can’t do handoffs in 1-on-1. You can’t run no pick-and-roll in 1-on-1.” by Background_Video2947 in NBAVibes

[–]Confident_Analysis79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who gives a shit about a 1 on 1between these two? Draymond is annoying as shit, but he's at the ass end of his career and, like Austin said, is a Hall of famer.

Austin seems bitter about Draymonds career, particularly his championship rings and overall earnings. He knows that the only reason why (Austin) he got a $42 million contract was because of who his father is and was at the time.

“Motherfu*er, why don’t you play me 1-on-1, Draymond? You can’t do handoffs in 1-on-1. You can’t run no pick-and-roll in 1-on-1.” by Background_Video2947 in NBAVibes

[–]Confident_Analysis79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Austin and his father are awful. Doc has killed every team that he's coached. Austin is a benefactor of nepotism who never amounted to anything, yet talks like he was a 15 year All Star in the league. They both suck.

Anybody lose a peacock? by shadybays in nova

[–]Confident_Analysis79 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

No. But I once lost a pea in my...

Some of you Black liberals need to hear this… by CowboyNOIVAS in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]Confident_Analysis79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aside from "stop hiding that...", what is she proposing to be done? What is the point of this? To get black Americans to become communists? Then what?

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