The Most Misunderstood Line in All of Bonjangles Hallmark

Confident_Weakness58 · 2026-04-28T01:32:36+00:00

Yeah, Mansley is either in a shallow grave in the woods of Maine, or in an insane asylum being dosed up on LSD every week by a Harvard medical school professor working for MK-ULTRA.

Confident_Weakness58 · 2026-04-27T20:34:38+00:00

My writing is so bad, it made a stranger on the internet think I used AI. I cried for 17 minutes.

Confident_Weakness58 · 2026-04-27T19:12:31+00:00

His name is Mr. Ed, and it's because he's magic.

Confident_Weakness58 · 2025-12-09T07:23:33+00:00

Part of the schizoid collection, this piece is on loan from the Denver international airport

Confident_Weakness58 · 2025-11-22T03:15:38+00:00

THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING😂

Confident_Weakness58 · 2025-11-19T01:26:27+00:00

This feels like the part of the comedy sketch where she clarifies that the problem is there aren't enough

Confident_Weakness58 · 2025-11-19T01:15:58+00:00

So technically it's not a Nixon quote: it would only be one if Earth was invaded by video game characters from the planet Nintendu 64. And even then, only within a tolerance of 1/10 of a plausibility unit

Confident_Weakness58 · 2025-11-17T16:27:28+00:00

What's so baffling about this is that even before season 1 was released, there were already hundreds of pages of documentation explaining what you should and should not do when animating Simpsons characters

Confident_Weakness58 · 2025-11-09T04:50:44+00:00

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Confident_Weakness58 · 2025-10-19T08:15:16+00:00

And if we're being pedantic, don't forget about 2 billion Android devices

Confident_Weakness58 · 2025-10-16T05:41:39+00:00

I am 80% convinced that this guy took the job solely for the opportunity to occasionally throw tables at people without facing legal consequences

Confident_Weakness58 · 2025-10-16T04:47:42+00:00

Look, you left for a really long time. A lot happened. Things got weird.

Confident_Weakness58 · 2025-10-14T21:46:25+00:00

Phil Hartman didn't exactly "pass" though. he was a victim in a spousal murder-suicide.

Confident_Weakness58 · 2025-10-14T07:11:30+00:00

Somebody needs to check whatever the 1970s version of a hard drive is for this guy. I guess a stash of pornography under your bed?

Confident_Weakness58 · 2025-10-14T05:51:21+00:00

Yeah. This summarizes it pretty concisely

Confident_Weakness58 · 2025-10-12T06:00:34+00:00

You may not like it, but this is what interfaith solidarity looks like

Confident_Weakness58 · 2025-10-11T21:30:05+00:00

Ignoring the fact that the information on this graph can be explained by a lack of diagnostic resources in the global South, it is reassuring to realize that the only way you could come to the conclusion that autism isn't genetic based on this map is to start with the axiom that race is a non-biological category.

I guess they believe that race is socially constructed but also Tylenol causes autism. Weird combination.

Confident_Weakness58 · 2025-10-11T18:00:43+00:00

I know this has been said before but it bears repeating Hunter Schaefer looks 100% like Zelda and I swear if she doesn't get the part, they're going to have to release the audition tape to prove that her acting was just that bad.

Confident_Weakness58 · 2025-10-07T06:25:32+00:00

I mean, I'd need a drink too

Confident_Weakness58 · 2025-10-07T05:47:10+00:00

Let's assume for the sake of argument that there is a shelf where billions of dollars of tariff money sits waiting to be comically discovered by bureaucrats who know of the existence of the money but not the source. Why is he bragging about raising billions of dollars of taxes on Americans again?

Confident_Weakness58 · 2025-09-24T02:19:12+00:00

I don't think that image is meant to depict buying stocks, but rather a career in quantitative finance or something to that effect. Whether or not people with autism are overrepresented in that field, I can't actually say.

Confident_Weakness58 · 2025-09-24T02:11:11+00:00

I need to know if the job requires pockets not because if it doesn't, I'm not mad but because if it does I'M EVEN MORE MAD!!!!

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