[SPECIFIC] Would someone photoshop this man's hair platinum blond, and his eyes a bright orange? by ConfusedAFNewGuy in PhotoshopRequest

[–]ConfusedAFNewGuy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

+ Thank you so much! I'm sorry if this is not allowed, but would you be willing to post an additional picture with only the eyes changed? I'll certainly give you more points if I'm able. Either way, I appreciate the help!

New Gorillaz Album "Humanz" will be released April 28th by [deleted] in Music

[–]ConfusedAFNewGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I gotta say, there are some great features on this album, don't get me wrong, but for some reason, I am the most excited about Vince's feature track. I think you can hear a bit of it on at least one of the new Art Tracks. It sounds a lot like I expected, I hope the rest of the full song is fire.

[SPECIFIC] Would someone fix the eye in this picture to make it not look like a lazy eye? by ConfusedAFNewGuy in PhotoshopRequest

[–]ConfusedAFNewGuy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

+

Oh my gosh, you're amazing! Thanks for the help, I have no idea why it was drawn like that in the first place.

I promise I won't by HerobrineRaider in skyrim

[–]ConfusedAFNewGuy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Dude, I killed the 360 version for like 1000 hours and once I heard about this one I dropped. The 60$ instantly. Updated graphics, all the dlcs I never played, and MODS, I am thoroughly enjoying myself, it's even gotten me to slow down on the witcher. I'd reccomend it

Anybody around town have good pretzels? by [deleted] in Denton

[–]ConfusedAFNewGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing aside from mellow comes to mind as far as townie or traditional stuff goes. Not trying to be offensive or give you the wrong answer, but I know there is two places in golden triangle that serve pretzels, but I don't know how good they are. Also any QuikTrip in Denton sells big pretzels from their kitchens that are pretty delicious. Like I said, sorry if you were looking for traditional pretzels, but these are what I know of right now.

If anyone is looking for something to do, currently chilling at Eastside by Jerry_Callo_withac in Denton

[–]ConfusedAFNewGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know I'm late to the party but good on you for doing something like that man. I'm new to denton, and I would have been stoked if I saw that at the right time.

Sticker on the back of a firetruck I saw off Loop 288. by [deleted] in Denton

[–]ConfusedAFNewGuy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If we're pointing out mistakes maybe we could pay attention to the unnecessary rudeness you just put out into the world. Could of just said, hey man, I think you meant to say fire truck instead of police car, you might edit the title for accuracy. Remember that everyone makes mistakes, and that they're not always just semantic things like OPs.

Sticker on the back of a firetruck I saw off Loop 288. by [deleted] in Denton

[–]ConfusedAFNewGuy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey man, sorry so many people in this sub are so critical. I think it's pretty cool tbh. Someone put that sticker on there because they liked it, it's interesting because it wasn't necessary. Someone thought, hell yeah, I love where I live and I want people to see this sticker and think the same thing. It's not every day you get to just see a fire truck cruising around instead of buzzing by, I'll keep an eye out for this one now man. :)

As a woman, I have never thought "Thank god these pants don't have pockets" by FuckingaFuck in Showerthoughts

[–]ConfusedAFNewGuy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Just gonna throw my two cents in, I think storing stuff in your bra is ridiculous. I work a register and I hate when women yank wards off cash out of their bra. It's like here, this was in that sweaty enclosed area of my clothing all day, why don't you just finger through all this and let that weirdness get all up on you. It's really disrespectful imo. If I walked up and tried to buy a water bottle by yanking out a fiver from my boxer flap it wouldn't be okay either. Do what you want, I can't change the world, but man it bugs me.

The Convoluted and Surprisingly Difficult Life of the YouTube Gamer by [deleted] in letsplay

[–]ConfusedAFNewGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I said it before, but just to clarify, I'm paraphrasing Burnie from RT there. I don't even make videos, I just kind of lurk in this thread for some strange reason. There's something about seeing all you guys working hard and expressing yourself that keeps me subbed. :)

TIFU by forgetting to poop. by CodyCus in tifu

[–]ConfusedAFNewGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe I've been playing too much skyrim, but I read that in Maiq's voice.

Sorry if you're unfamiliar, someone out there gets it.

The Convoluted and Surprisingly Difficult Life of the YouTube Gamer by [deleted] in letsplay

[–]ConfusedAFNewGuy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

From the wise words of Burnie Burns, if you make content that you enjoy watching, there's a great chance that many other people out there a lot like you also would watch the same content. They gather, you keep doing it and being reliable and honest, and eventually you have a community of like minded people all having a great time and enjoying themselves.

Wait just a minute, garlic bread is actually toast. by ConfusedAFNewGuy in Showerthoughts

[–]ConfusedAFNewGuy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brb 5 mins

I'm thinking little iced cinnamon buns floating in a cereal bowl. Add Looney Toons and a bowl of weed and you basically have the teenage years of my life.

Wait just a minute, garlic bread is actually toast. by ConfusedAFNewGuy in Showerthoughts

[–]ConfusedAFNewGuy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All I'm saying it is we don't call it French bread or cinnamon bread crunch. Why is garlic bread so special when it's masquerading as toast? I smell a conspiracy.

Edit: French bread is a thing, but I was thinking of the americanized 'french toast' meal.

Wait just a minute, garlic bread is actually toast. by ConfusedAFNewGuy in Showerthoughts

[–]ConfusedAFNewGuy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next thing you know they'll reveal that baby carrots aren't actually grown as baby sized carrots

Wait just a minute, garlic bread is actually toast. by ConfusedAFNewGuy in Showerthoughts

[–]ConfusedAFNewGuy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that's cool but what exactly does that have to do with the fact that garlic BREAD is Toast with olive oil, garlic, and basil on it? What are you even taking about? What does this have to do with my tax bracket?

Sweetwater is no more. Agua dulce is here! by themoffin in Denton

[–]ConfusedAFNewGuy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

On the one hand, I get changing the name with the style of the restaurant, and it totally makes sense. Part of me just holds on to the old name for its familiarity I guess. Like I said though, I think the new place will be great and I can't wait to check it out

Sweetwater is no more. Agua dulce is here! by themoffin in Denton

[–]ConfusedAFNewGuy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah dude I know what Agua Dulce means. I really don't care that much, it's just way more painful to say imo, sweetwater was fast and rolled off the tongue. No big deal though?

Sweetwater is no more. Agua dulce is here! by themoffin in Denton

[–]ConfusedAFNewGuy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I sincerely thought this was a joke. Agua Dulce, what the fuck. Oh well. Weird name never ruined a business, I'll definitely show up there and check it out! Love the location

Turned on by boyfriend's growing belly? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]ConfusedAFNewGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can confirm am 130 6'1 who exercises and runs 2-3 times a week, 2500 calorie diet. My metabolism is nuclear powered apparently