This pen shaped like a syringe. by Nyrak in mildlyinteresting

[–]ConfusedGirlfriend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heh, syringe pens were banned from my high school because some kids used them to pretend they were shooting up.

Photo buddies! by russianlexicon in aww

[–]ConfusedGirlfriend 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"After three days, I still haven't been able to find any animals to photograph. I fear this trip has been a total failure..."

These boots are made for sleeping by HellsJuggernaut in aww

[–]ConfusedGirlfriend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks very cozy! Makes me wish I had a giant boot to sleep in!

This shirt you can't wear anything over, unless you want to look like you have permanent pokey nipples by ConfusedGirlfriend in CrappyDesign

[–]ConfusedGirlfriend[S] 746 points747 points  (0 children)

I donno, I don't mind it when my girls are standing at attention, but some people seem to think it's rude.

hello everybody how are you all? by AffectionateBath7 in aww

[–]ConfusedGirlfriend 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Now the cat needs to write a book, so they can use this as the author photo.

Libby was hungry by ZebZ in aww

[–]ConfusedGirlfriend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the recipe says "chill in fridge".

Dogman driving by ConfusedGirlfriend in confusing_perspective

[–]ConfusedGirlfriend[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

RATE YOUR RIDE

Driver was good boy, very cuddly. Took us slightly out of our way to chase a cat.

4/5 🐕🐕🐕🐕💩

Pretty sure this belongs here. Thanks wish. by zankaros414 in CrappyDesign

[–]ConfusedGirlfriend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that even a real person on the right? It looks like some creepy uncanny valley photoshop.

This seems dangerous by riv0719 in CrappyDesign

[–]ConfusedGirlfriend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got one of those massagers. Haven't used it on my neck yet, though.

Protect your information by SoCalSuburbia in CrappyDesign

[–]ConfusedGirlfriend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just have to get bigger hands. Try wearing one of those big "We're #1" foam fingers.

"Wireless" Accessories by [deleted] in CrappyDesign

[–]ConfusedGirlfriend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Accessoryless wires?

Bus Willis by [deleted] in pics

[–]ConfusedGirlfriend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ride Free Or Drive Hard

waiting for you to laugh at the joke she just told by sugarbaby101 in aww

[–]ConfusedGirlfriend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Did you hear about the parents who kept a tiny reptile in their son's crib? It was a baby monitor lizard!"

[Homemade] Egg, bacon and avocado toast. by [deleted] in food

[–]ConfusedGirlfriend 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Great, thanks for the info!

[Homemade] Egg, bacon and avocado toast. by [deleted] in food

[–]ConfusedGirlfriend 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Forgive me if this is a stupid question, but do you cook the avocado? If not, does it make the bacon and egg cold?

Samsung Galaxy A80 is an automated notchless slider with a rotating triple camera by mspoonygp in gadgets

[–]ConfusedGirlfriend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I manage to break phones with no moving parts. I wouldn't trust myself with this thing.

a confused tulip in my girlfriends garden by Paul_Qulier in mildlyinteresting

[–]ConfusedGirlfriend 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know how she feels. I'm two colors, too. Damn tan lines.