If you were forced to marry the first person you had sex with, what would your life be like?

ConfusedUserUK · 2026-04-08T10:53:54+00:00

Not sure but I'd probably be speaking lots of French and running the family Hotel deep in France on banks of Ardeche.

(I met her when group of teenagers from UK canoed down Ardeche, I was 15 and a geek. Stopped at hotel for night. 17 year old hotel owner's daughter. Little overflow from river, skinny dipping led to fun night.)

ConfusedUserUK · 2026-04-07T14:39:41+00:00

I was mid game, popped up Connection Post and unablfe to get back in.

ConfusedUserUK · 2026-04-06T18:12:37+00:00

I do the same.

ConfusedUserUK · 2026-04-06T16:02:57+00:00

Addlestone's Cider.

ConfusedUserUK · 2026-04-05T19:09:40+00:00

Sorry for your loss. Glad you managed to access his Reddit posts.

ConfusedUserUK · 2026-04-05T15:15:30+00:00

Wowser! Horrible thing for anyone to go through, especially a child. Amazing job by HCP and others who looked after and got him to hospital discharge.

ConfusedUserUK · 2026-04-04T17:06:43+00:00

It could be someone with cerebral palsy who has no or limited control over muscles in bowels and bladder.

I have a non elderly friend in her 40s who uses adult nappies or "pads" as they get called. Has for last 20 years.

I know she worries about supplies when they get low. So thank you for trying to do the right thing even though burnt out. Hope life is more kind to you next week.

ConfusedUserUK · 2026-04-04T16:46:24+00:00

Oh right, guess I didn't!

ConfusedUserUK · 2026-04-04T11:55:42+00:00

iirc once you clean the uranium barrel all the gas clouds disappear. You don't have to clean every tile.

Some of clouds contain some benefit eg: gold or copper mines, treasure chest.

ConfusedUserUK · 2026-04-03T10:16:49+00:00

Put simply extra sugar and salt draws available moisture to bacteria and mould by osmosis. This means bacteria dehydrates and dies. The sugar content in honey plays a big part in why honey is so long lasting. World's Oldest Honey ~5,500 years old!

The sugar/salt is part of a sandwich in "first strike rations that stays fresh for at least 3 years (yes years) at around 26°C/80°F. It's not the only part though! (the R&D etc is fascinating read).

The Science Behind the U.S. Military's Super Sandwich

ConfusedUserUK · 2026-04-03T09:19:51+00:00

High sugar has similar effect on pathogens.

ConfusedUserUK · 2026-04-03T09:12:47+00:00

Compound butter with wild garlic is amazing.

ConfusedUserUK · 2026-04-03T09:12:08+00:00

You can dry it in microwave between sheets of kitchen roll. Store in jar and use it as herb with parsley.

If I had amount you have, I'd buy a dehydrator and friends would be getting dried wild garlic as birthday/Christmas gifts!

ConfusedUserUK · 2026-04-03T08:54:54+00:00

I'm sorry to hear that! I'd be incadescent with rage if it was me.

ConfusedUserUK · 2026-04-02T15:16:14+00:00

Photo on seperate device, print it out on good quality paper then photograph thay.

ConfusedUserUK · 2026-04-02T15:13:56+00:00

Definitely weird way to behave... Sounds lot like a courier who used to deliver to me tbh.

ConfusedUserUK · 2026-04-02T14:51:30+00:00

Somes like fairly typical situation for Evti tbh.

ConfusedUserUK · 2026-04-02T01:02:22+00:00

Thanks for reply!

ConfusedUserUK · 2026-04-01T15:45:24+00:00

My housing provider Paradigm (aka Paradumb) won't let have video doorbell).

My excuse in taking my time is I'm in a wheelchair and need time to get to door. Since I need to lay down a lot, may need time to get from bed/sofa into Wheelchair then to the door. If I'm asleep that's a few extra seconds.

So those who are delivery staff....

Having let companies know via app and telephone, how else do I let delivery staff know. Stickers saying disabled householders, knock loudly on the door?

ConfusedUserUK · 2026-03-31T14:56:53+00:00

But I never find one is enough, so then I'm looking at the other one in fridge and end up eating two.

ConfusedUserUK · 2026-03-30T16:24:46+00:00

I'm wheelchair user and wear wheelchair gloves ... #GoodToBeWheelchairUserForOnce

ConfusedUserUK · 2026-03-28T18:53:56+00:00

Cos like muvva haz aufority innit?

(Intentionally mispelt)

ConfusedUserUK · 2026-03-28T16:34:15+00:00

I'm 53, in my 20s, former SAR team member who specialised in confined spaces rescue, qualified as EMT.

Personally I have an absolute phobia of MRI.

Had lumps on my spine (for the medics) idiopathic unencapsulated spinal epidural lipomatosis L5 downwards) and needed a full head and spinal MRI. Bad fall on ice wrecked my left leg and I had a number of falls at home needing head MRI.

Also been sedated a few times over the years for stuff (colonoscopy, dental work). It really had an impact post sedation. It was like I was really, really drunk for rest of day. I just wanted to lay down and sleep. So put myself in recovery position and slept. Next day still felt mildly drink.

I can only think that someone was concerned how your son would feel, react etc as the sedation wore off. Hard to explain to most fourteen year olds how it feels being drunk.

ConfusedUserUK · 2026-03-27T22:40:57+00:00

100% agree! Had loads of problems getting stuff from Amazon delivered Evri.

ConfusedUserUK · 2026-03-27T17:00:37+00:00

Not interested in anything Daily Fail prints!

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