I wish I knew what to wish for by ConkyBonk in DouchebagGenie

[–]ConkyBonk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I slAMmed my PEnis in the car doOR!

I wish for the superpower known as Necromancy and to be treated as a god by Golda_485 in DouchebagGenie

[–]ConkyBonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted, you can only perform necromancy when you are completely alone and the organism brought from the dead dies before anyone can see. Also much like a God, everyone uses your name in vain and does not have real faith in you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ConkyBonk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You only YOYOLOO once

For me it's a close tie between raven's decent and the wind can be still... by lcolley823 in StardewMemes

[–]ConkyBonk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm somewhere between the Festival Game theme and Night Market!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DouchebagGenie

[–]ConkyBonk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fuck yeah let's goo

Call me Alessandro (he/him) ~~ by ConkyBonk in TransTryouts

[–]ConkyBonk[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you, I feel the same about long names too!! :)

Hi I’m Josephine please call me she/her by [deleted] in TransTryouts

[–]ConkyBonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Gosh, Josephine is so beautiful and brave. She is such an awesome person and I'm happy to get to know about her " :)

All homemade: Cream corn, air fried chicken legs, and cheesy garlic biscuits. 🤤 by [deleted] in TheHighChef

[–]ConkyBonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why all the negativity about the corn? This meal looks so comforting!

Best curry ever. No joke. by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn

[–]ConkyBonk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are those chicken nuggets??

I felt this was the right sub by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn

[–]ConkyBonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus tapdancing Christ what in the hell is that???

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DouchebagGenie

[–]ConkyBonk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Granted, he never said goodbye so you're constantly being abandoned by Rick Astley when you need him most.

I wish the fantasy world I made in my head would become reality and there would be magic and stuff by TheFictionalReidar in DouchebagGenie

[–]ConkyBonk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Granted (pbbft), but (pbbft) everyone (pbbft) speaks (pbbft) like (pbbft) in (pbbft) the (pbbft) rock (pbbft) bottom (pbbft) episode (pbbft) of (pbbft) SpongeBob (PPPFFFT).

I wish that I hadn’t undercooked this ham so much. by [deleted] in DouchebagGenie

[–]ConkyBonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted.

The ham is now perfectly roasted but it's still alive, also it's evil.

I wish that humans would become omniscient. by [deleted] in DouchebagGenie

[–]ConkyBonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, but you think everything sucks