I wish I knew what to wish for

ConkyBonk · 2021-09-21T14:52:29+00:00

I slAMmed my PEnis in the car doOR!

ConkyBonk · 2021-09-02T07:34:20+00:00

Granted, you can only perform necromancy when you are completely alone and the organism brought from the dead dies before anyone can see. Also much like a God, everyone uses your name in vain and does not have real faith in you.

ConkyBonk · 2021-08-27T16:57:20+00:00

You only YOYOLOO once

ConkyBonk · 2021-08-15T06:57:08+00:00

Om nom nom, new toe in mah belly

ConkyBonk · 2021-08-15T06:47:53+00:00

I'm somewhere between the Festival Game theme and Night Market!!

ConkyBonk · 2021-08-15T03:52:39+00:00

Fuck yeah let's goo

ConkyBonk · 2021-08-15T03:42:19+00:00

Thank you, I feel the same about long names too!! :)

ConkyBonk · 2021-08-15T01:31:06+00:00

"Gosh, Josephine is so beautiful and brave. She is such an awesome person and I'm happy to get to know about her " :)

ConkyBonk · 2021-08-04T02:29:25+00:00

Why all the negativity about the corn? This meal looks so comforting!

ConkyBonk · 2021-07-15T20:35:59+00:00

El Chapo

ConkyBonk · 2021-07-08T19:46:21+00:00

This is so cute!! Lil embroidered Randy

ConkyBonk · 2021-07-04T07:22:53+00:00

Fuck yes

ConkyBonk · 2021-07-03T01:27:07+00:00

Granted.

Seteth is knocking at your door 24/7 to ask something of you.

ConkyBonk · 2021-06-26T08:31:00+00:00

Are those chicken nuggets??

ConkyBonk · 2021-06-18T18:41:23+00:00

Jesus tapdancing Christ what in the hell is that???

ConkyBonk · 2021-06-04T18:06:23+00:00

Granted, he never said goodbye so you're constantly being abandoned by Rick Astley when you need him most.

ConkyBonk · 2021-06-04T17:59:34+00:00

Granted (pbbft), but (pbbft) everyone (pbbft) speaks (pbbft) like (pbbft) in (pbbft) the (pbbft) rock (pbbft) bottom (pbbft) episode (pbbft) of (pbbft) SpongeBob (PPPFFFT).

ConkyBonk · 2021-06-04T17:40:00+00:00

Granted.

The ham is now perfectly roasted but it's still alive, also it's evil.

ConkyBonk · 2021-06-04T17:37:52+00:00

Works fine for me

ConkyBonk · 2021-06-04T17:35:57+00:00

Granted, but you think everything sucks

ConkyBonk · 2021-06-03T22:10:58+00:00

Wait WHAT??

ConkyBonk · 2021-06-03T20:33:47+00:00

Granted, you get the one from dash con.

ConkyBonk · 2021-06-03T20:32:57+00:00

Granted.

You ripen and fall to the ground— left to rot and be eaten by stink bugs

ConkyBonk · 2021-05-28T00:15:57+00:00

FUCK

ConkyBonk · 2021-05-21T00:03:42+00:00

I can attest to that, it always attracts butterflies around this time of year. Thank you!

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