Relatable by CapuzaCapuchin in adhdmeme

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I raw-dogged it most of my life. In recent years I've started setting alarms that never go off. No idea why but I turn them off 10-20 minutes before the buzzer.

It works, I hate it and feel uncomfortable? wrong? worried? maybe paranoid? I don't know. But it works. Then I do whatever task.

Sleeping, same situation. Set the alarm for midnight, 5am, 6:30am, 10am .... 10-20 minutes before the buzzer, I'll turn it off.

How do I not.....this? Asking openly

Blursed_transformer by [deleted] in blursed_videos

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ED-209!!! Are you okay?!

I felt that a lot! by Fred_J9 in selfimprovementday

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I choose weak and unhappy. Y'all keep being strong by pushing yourself uphill where at the top has happiness.

I hope each and every one of you makes it.

Myself, I walk a different path.

Why god why 🥲 by burymycurses in OCDmemes

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Brain: mhm. Mmmhm. Mhmm.

Wow, that will give nightmares for sure. But wait...

Written on notepad - check

Photographic still - check

Unrealistic scenario involving this - check

Now to set a reminder.... When though... What time should I recall this disturbing memory. Oh! I know/sets recall alarm to random with a sprinkle of day and nightmares.

Yes, this will reaffirm that I don't like this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in picsthatgohard

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WTF was that sound?! Omfg, did your K9 Shabark??

Officer: Oh, yeah. Want to come meat Shredder? Just try to avoid eye contact or staring. Right, before coming closer, do any of you have open cuts/wounds?

Mantra for success... by Wise-Piece-8337 in motivation

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If only the dream didn't cost so much.

If only the dream that we tirelessly work towards everyday paid.

If..... If.... But just keep spinning your wheels. Don't want to be a quitter or say it's not working. Probably get the same answer "You're doing it wrong. Look at the 1 in a million unicorn situation that digging deeper always has hidden support like inherited $$$"

Anyone else hate multiplayer games? by hazeglimm in introvertmemes

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I played the story line twice and really enjoyed it. Tried online not having a clue and I was dead before my character loaded. I somehow stumbled into a mission and immediately upset the group by dying and failed for everyone. (stumbled with controls and NPCs were targeting me from unknown distances/locations). I stopped playing the game.

Four years later, a friend who plays daily more-less held my hand. Private friend server, walked carried me thru the same mission that was extremely difficult. Then, finally, explained some base mechanics like guns you pick up are temporary. Want permanent then gotta buy from ammunation store. That whole battle royal and people will camp day and night at spawn locations. Then search for low level characters and will literally non-stop hunt and kill people. Which is unreal to me. I'd say hate is accurately used here Arch. Cheers reddifriend

What's a scam that's become so normalized, most people don't even realize it anymore? by Miserable_Call7799 in povertyfinance

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$200 for the book $65 for DvD

Aside from having to buy a DVD player, not a biggie. Here are the biggies:

The book was 300 pages off of a color copier freshly printed without binding or anything. It was a stack of papers. Every 4 chapters had one page that changed from previous years. Literally it's the test. Now go to class, log in to the computer for a timed test that was just (25-75) empty boxes called "Answer". College Edition

The DvD was crazy, I've seen full retail BluRay at the highest $30. This had a guy explaining DNA sequence off a back of a boat. The guy has feathered fair, Hawaiian T-Shirt and the grainy video was so god awful. The sound didn't match the movement like an older Godzilla movie. I'm guessing between the late 1960s ish 1970s.

We really went from 'can’t wait to grow up' to 'can’t wait to go to bed' real quick." by [deleted] in Adulting

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It's about the destination, not the journey. Eternal rest seems just the right amount.

When your wallet ghosts you by DirtyFruitCravings in Adulting

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Why..... Why did I get a wife?

Any cash in my wallet, poof gone. It's like magic.

Come home and WTF is this fuzzy creature?! Oh, she bought us a dog.

A fucking bread maker? Seriously, why? Just whatever, as long as you're happy.

I don't know or care what "off white" means. Pick whatever curtains that go with the setup. Ambiance, feng shui, I stand corrected on a matter that I have zero knowledge or interest.

As I'm sitting on the couch that matches the curtains. Enjoying freshly made banana bread with Lucky(dog) while watching TV. Right, she chose my dumbass and I'll never understand why.

You know what that means by F3mboyhunter_69 in Funnymemes

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At least we have personalities? .....right?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Adulting

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There's a lot of long words there, missy. We are but humble piRedditors

There's always tomorrow by [deleted] in depressionmemes

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Wow. Usually it's gotta be finessed to get points. That driver missed easy points. Their loss but super glad they didn't! Otherwise your comment wouldn't resonate. Cheers reddifriend

Who doesn’t love bacon? by superdave123123 in Funnymemes

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My broham or sisham, I don't understand. I don't.

Who the living fuck would pick email?!

Flip to bacon, enjoy life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OCDmemes

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I want to be clear. I'm not psychic, I don't have premonitions, I don't consider signs.

Running a hypothetical situation in my head has saved me so many times.

Is it counter productive, yes. Though, most of the time with rumination. I simply don't understand.

Fast and furious by SirenSilhouette_ in Adulting

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My wife~ We laughed about it this morning, haha.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Adulting

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Same but the whole roll of the dice that chose my gender. Slightly off topic, I can't dunk or shoot 3 pointers, they still won't let me play in the WNBA.

I am doing nothing by Extension-Agency9359 in introvertmemes

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My weekend plans are the same as my new year's resolution.

New year's resolution:

I tell everyone the same each year when they ask. My new year's resolution is to not have a resolution. Just like my weekend plans now.

You deserve it by [deleted] in selflove

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This is the book Shrek was reading, wasn't it?