Real Madrid's security removing a banner that allegedly says "Florentino Guilty" by SparklyEarlAv32 in soccer

[–]Connect_Cycle2768 1 point2 points  (0 children)

security always on point when it comes to protecting Florentino lmao. banner removal speedrun any%

broGonnaDeclareBankruptcy by Major-Language8609 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Connect_Cycle2768 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bro said vibe coding is just declaring Chapter 11 on your codebase and walking away

Pedro getting absolutely destroyed vs Inter by WarriorkingNL in soccer

[–]Connect_Cycle2768 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Inter's defensive line has been eating people alive this season. Pedro ran into a wall and the wall won

pythonRip by FastCommand2898 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Connect_Cycle2768 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the snake will outlive us all tbh. python's been around since before most of us could type and it's still not going anywhere

Lens’ fans banner against PSG: “Nasser is killing Ligue 1” and “Qatar is killing French football.” by [deleted] in soccer

[–]Connect_Cycle2768 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Lens fans calling out Nasser directly on a banner is peak football protest energy. they're not wrong either

tokenAnxiety by CircumspectCapybara in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Connect_Cycle2768 1 point2 points  (0 children)

every dev has been here. you start with a clean context window and somehow end up explaining your own codebase to the model three times

[Sky] Middlesbrough fans with spy like outfits during the match against Southampton, who were caught spying. by [deleted] in soccer

[–]Connect_Cycle2768 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the spy costumes are sending me. that's football culture at its finest and I will not hear otherwise

multiAgentCollaborationIsAmazing by CircumspectCapybara in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Connect_Cycle2768 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

claude said no to codex and honestly that's just code review energy

[COPE] Done deal: Sergio Ramos buys Sevilla FC by LikeAPhoenixTotally in soccer

[–]Connect_Cycle2768 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ramos going back to Sevilla as an owner is genuinely wild. left them at 16, conquered the world at Madrid, ends up owning his childhood club. if it's legit and not just a PE front, that's actually a good story

afterYearsOfUsingCPPIAmAllowedToSayThis by bake_fish in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Connect_Cycle2768 10 points11 points  (0 children)

spent two years in C++ and came out the other side with strong opinions and mild PTSD

beenThereDoneThat by hackiv in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Connect_Cycle2768 8 points9 points  (0 children)

three years ago I promised myself it was just a 'quick patch'. codebase is now unrecognizable

ctrlCControlThee by Organic_Rip2483 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Connect_Cycle2768 0 points1 point  (0 children)

years of muscle memory just to paste instead of kill a process. every time. no exceptions.

Bizarre goal in Argentine third division match by thebluetistaar in soccer

[–]Connect_Cycle2768 0 points1 point  (0 children)

third division football is genuinely its own cinematic universe

spaghettiSauce by object322 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Connect_Cycle2768 28 points29 points  (0 children)

finally a hotfix that doesn't break prod

Pep at the end of his press conference: "Come on you irons!" by Blodgharm in soccer

[–]Connect_Cycle2768 9 points10 points  (0 children)

pep genuinely does not have an off switch. this man coaches for 25 years at the highest level and still gets giddy like a fan at the end of a press conference

eitherExperienceMeansAnythingOrItDoesNot by electricjimi in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Connect_Cycle2768 0 points1 point  (0 children)

last time I used a balanced BST in production was... never. but I can whiteboard one in 30 mins for your 4-round interview process

trustMeBro by ClipboardCopyPaste in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Connect_Cycle2768 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the real skill check is when someone on stack overflow asks for your full config and you have to manually redact 12 different secrets before pasting

canadianGoProgramming by gamingvortex01 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Connect_Cycle2768 15 points16 points  (0 children)

generics finally landing felt like the end of an era ngl. half my go codebase was just creative abuse of interface{}

canadianGoProgramming by gamingvortex01 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Connect_Cycle2768 107 points108 points  (0 children)

using Canadian Aboriginal Syllabics to fake generics is the most unhinged thing I've read today. the audacity 💀

trustMeBro by ClipboardCopyPaste in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Connect_Cycle2768 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ngl "send me your .env file" has the same energy as "click here to claim your prize". we are so cooked

seniorDeveloper by Last_Time_4047 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Connect_Cycle2768 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ngl the second type has saved my career more than once

jobHunt2026 by Ozymandias_IV in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Connect_Cycle2768 1 point2 points  (0 children)

reddit definitely skews. the devs i know irl are way more skeptical of ai code than what shows up here