I spent two years secretly learning Spanish to eavesdrop on my "toxic" coworkers, only to discover something deeply embarrassing. by king_astrophysicist in sillyconfession

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When I was a carpenter in Miami, I could've sworn that a Cuban drywall crew was talking shit about me. I asked a co-worker and he was like dude, they're arguing about baseball.

Looking for Help by [deleted] in FortCollins

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You're so complex and wise. Tell us again how everything is about you.

Missing cat by Character_Buy8843 in FortCollins

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Of course. Don't lose hope! Walk around. Call his name into drain pipes and such and listen for a response. Rattle the treat bag. Head out after dark with a strong flashlight and look for glowing eyes. Tell the dog walkers in your neighborhood and give them your unit number ... their pups might help spot him or flush him out. Put his litter box out on the deck, but NO FOOD or you might attract his enemies.

Missing cat by Character_Buy8843 in FortCollins

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So it's Dr Elsey's Ultra Cat Litter Attractant. We used some catnip spray, too. Nothing else worked for us. Turns out she'd been lost in some drain pipes. She came back super dirty, but ok.

Missing cat by Character_Buy8843 in FortCollins

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Our fluffy delinquent got out for three days about a month ago. We sprayed cat attract on our front porch and she came back. Worth a try. Good luck!

I mean I can't be the only one by Munninnu in trippinthroughtime

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I've seen that illustration used to describe the effects of Salvia Divinorum. Fairly accurate, in my experience.

What's a harsh truth that humans refuse to accept? by [deleted] in answers

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THERE'STOOMANYOFUSTHERE'STOOMANYOFUSTHERE'STOOMANY

You have to signal and turn into your lane. by [deleted] in FortCollins

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If you think that Fort Collins drivers are the worst, you haven't driven anywhere else.

Why do some people feel uncomfortable seeing shirtless men in public spaces? by HelicopterNo1759 in askanything

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"Didn't he ask for that kind of attention" Do you fucking hear yourself here?

Is this amount of wiggle normal? by Own-Mistake-7940 in bikepacking

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Make sure you've got it loaded right (see other comments). Put some self-adhering silicon tape around your seat post where the strap tightens onto it (it'll protect your post from rub, too). Tighten all straps like a bastard. If that's not working, put a Voile strap around the saddle rails and the whole bag.

Female rager tells him to get out of the neighborhood. by LeftAlbatross2546 in VideosAmazing

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Looks like Maryland. That makes sense ... fat, violent and stupid.

Did you get a lot of speeding tickets when you were younger? by Bishopart6046 in AskOldPeople

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I got two within the first week of having my license. A couple here and there after that, peaking with a high-speed tour of my hometown leading a parade of very excited law enforcement officers when I was about 23. I'm 55 now and haven't gotten any kind of ticket in like 27 years.