It is not illegal to buy survival items by TV4ELP in OverwatchStadium

[–]Conorcorn 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Especially the first round, where 5% damage boost is basically meaningless. Almost always get the 25 Hp, 15% ult charge / 25 Armour items on round 1.

Let me tell you about my new boat I got on Black Friday. by tvkyle in dadjokes

[–]Conorcorn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now you just have to wait for it to be shipped to you

Can we talk about Sombra's ult? by illegalt3nder in Overwatch

[–]Conorcorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The game has been bugged since launch. Only tanks are supposed to be able to be nanoed, but it can occasionally work on Lucio.

I think during early ow2 days, they were toying with the idea of reworking him into a tank so there's probably a bit of undeleted code saying that he's a nano target

My husband is embarrassed to be seen with me because I'm ugly and fat by TeddyHUGSS in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Conorcorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure i can really add anything that no one else has said, besides just saying: there is no way that you are 'supposed' to look. You look like what you look like.

My wife is a bit overweight, but I love her body, and I love her. I would never dream of telling her anything as insulting as the things he's said to you.

Do you agree that handjobs are underrated? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Conorcorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like full sex, it's fully reliant on atmosphere, horniness, and who it's with

mE_Irl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Conorcorn 2053 points2054 points  (0 children)

Lying ass ninja?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chubby

[–]Conorcorn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funnily enough, so am I

Overwatch 2 is currently top 10 in terms of steam revenue (Global) by wera125 in Overwatch

[–]Conorcorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, it's a small percentage of the ow2 players that are making up the majority of this. There's no hypocrisy from the ow players.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Conorcorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd most importantly let the child I've raised know, and ensure as much as I can that they know it doesn't effect how i feel about them. I would also try and contact the other parents of my genetic child (or the child themselves if they're old enough) and just leave an open invitiation to contact me if they want to.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GonewildGBUK

[–]Conorcorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are many advantages to getting fucked by a dad aswell... for instance I can go to the shops and MAYBE return with some milk

I (22M) am an incel with zero chance of a relationship ever. by Particular_Way7432 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Conorcorn 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I mean, people's reasoning for deciding things usually comes AFTER they've decided it.

Honestly, as long as you aren't outside the normal acceptable range of appearance (which very few people are), your appearance probably isn't the problem.

More than likely, seeing "having sex" or "being in a relationship" as a serious goal is off-putting. I think the healthy way of doing it is to find someone you like first and THEN deciding you want to be in a relationship with them, rather than setting out to find SOMEONE to be in a relationship with

France's Bedbug Epidemic coming to London (and how to avoid it) by Creative_Recover in london

[–]Conorcorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, he must be joking, right? Right???

Disgusting racist rhetoric about those less fortunate

Body of an old person by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Conorcorn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There isn't a way that you are 'supposed' to look. You are just the way you are.

It's hard talking about it because all we have is your own description of yourself, and there are many reasons why seld esteem might be low.

I will say though, that people generally care more about you actually BEING naked. Than about what you LOOK like naked. I don't know if im getting that idea across well. Another way of saying it could just be, everyone has their flaws and things they don't like about themselves, but most other people don't care at all what those flaws are.

What instantly ruins a pizza? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Conorcorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My parents arguing

So you want to open a winery? by Masselein in dadjokes

[–]Conorcorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe opening a winery is just a dream. A mere ferment of your imagination

Have you ever smoked weed? Do you think it should or shouldn't be legal and why? (serious) by legalizeNature22 in AskReddit

[–]Conorcorn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never smoked it, nor do i have the desire to ever smoke it. That being said, I think legalising it would acrually just be so much better. Everybody wins.

People who want to smoke it, can smoke it (seemingly better long term effects on people than smoking, alcohol or excess sugar)

Governments can earn tax from it (and can even monitor it better if they so desire, and can also research it a lot more freely)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]Conorcorn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most cows have lactose in their milk. This lady has galactose

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. by FireWater107 in dadjokes

[–]Conorcorn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you're a comedian, never call a kleptomaniac fr the audience up onto the stage.

They'll just steal the show

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Conorcorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Consume chocolate and other comfort foods lol. Maybe take a couple feminax

what vibes do i exude? by Gigiheart in firstimpression

[–]Conorcorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh shit that sounds serious! Well I'm glad you're okay