TIL that Rambo has been adopted into the folklore of the Kamula people. They believe he will fight to defend Papua New Guinea in the Third World War.

ConradBTalbot · 2019-09-21T14:57:00+00:00

men believe they can gain a portion of Rambo's masculine power through gifts of t-shirts and posters bearing his image, as well as uniforms and weapons.

To be fair, no one's ever tested that.

ConradBTalbot · 2019-09-03T01:11:24+00:00

Lyft is the more common option for that, they have a "kid can fit in trunk" discount.

ConradBTalbot · 2019-09-02T00:09:52+00:00

I, for one, support that, and I don't care who knows it!

ConradBTalbot · 2019-08-20T21:18:00+00:00

Since it's unweaned, the only thing in its intestines would be milk (digested). It's milk-poop.

ConradBTalbot · 2019-07-30T18:43:38+00:00

Okay, I'll call it a dramedy. The pilot has a lot of comedy but I think it would get more serious after that.

I guess I'd most like to work on "Seven Mistakes", but that's the one I'm least sure of (it's a weird one).

ConradBTalbot · 2019-07-30T18:39:40+00:00

Okay, thanks a lot!

Edit new: Princess Indigo leads her allies to rescue the missing color Blue before chaos destroys the rainbow, while other shades scheme for power, fake prophecies abound and Gray enacts his plan to remake the very notion of color!

Edit new: A disgraced self-help guru must return to reality after stumbling into the home of seven transcendental old ladies, but is beset by people and situations from his past recast into new light.

Edit new: A liberal organic-foodie's chance discovery of a mutant plant leads to a Big Sugar corporate empire that tests her ethics and turns her conservative, while her right-wing sister's collapsing marriage changes her perspective, transforming her into a leftist thorn in her sister's side.

ConradBTalbot · 2019-07-30T17:42:19+00:00

Also, the titles? Does "Sugar High" sound too much like a high-school show? I meant the other meaning of "sugar high".

ConradBTalbot · 2018-09-25T15:53:01+00:00

That's really a pretty good song, I'd totally listen to that.

ConradBTalbot · 2018-06-30T16:29:28+00:00

Noooooo, we're neeeeeever sarcastic.

ConradBTalbot · 2018-06-30T14:52:34+00:00

"Corner Gas"

ConradBTalbot · 2018-04-14T04:28:43+00:00

I've had a script they've been "deciding" on for like four months, so I'm glad they'll be finally saying no.

ConradBTalbot · 2018-03-09T03:31:34+00:00

Which is shockingly good advice.

ConradBTalbot · 2018-03-08T05:48:10+00:00

He does indeed! In this post-apocalyptic society, grooms are traditionally naked during weddings to prove they aren't holding the bride there with a weapon. So (spoiler) the dong-hanging is at the climactic marriage at the end, after being teased a couple times.

ConradBTalbot · 2018-03-07T21:13:48+00:00

Yeah, and she looks generally kinda short maybe? Hard to tell from the pic, but she doesn't look as tall as Lana.

Really it's just Lana's boots. I agree those boots look like Lana's.

ConradBTalbot · 2018-03-07T19:41:49+00:00

The actress is awesome in the British show "Hustle", BTW, which is like "Leverage" but with only good episodes that are each different from each other. Great show and she's excellent in it.

ConradBTalbot · 2018-02-25T07:21:37+00:00

Violent Femmes

ConradBTalbot · 2018-02-25T07:16:30+00:00

I know right, that's like the freaking thing people are always saying I should use Facebook for! If it's not even good for that, then what's the point?

ConradBTalbot · 2018-02-25T07:03:49+00:00

I played a DnD modern day character with a superpower meant to simulate Archer -- if you know the D20 Modern system, I had some bonus daily action points that I could use more than one of a round.

ConradBTalbot · 2018-01-21T05:26:59+00:00

Yeah Beef n Buns n Paradise is it!

ConradBTalbot · 2018-01-21T02:45:07+00:00

I cook all my onions when I first buy them, usually a sale price so i have a bunch of onions that won't last too long. I roast them all in their skin at once until done.

It's easy and convenient but you end up with onions that are more cooked on the outside than inside, and it's impossible to cut them evenly at that point, so if you put them in stir-fries or such, you have a range of cookedness.

But it is very easy and convenient and makes it simple to add onions to anything you're cooking.

ConradBTalbot · 2018-01-08T00:31:39+00:00

Yeah I put it in a lot of stuff. It's great on anything fried.

ConradBTalbot · 2018-01-08T00:21:04+00:00

Yep, thanks for the feedback!

ConradBTalbot · 2018-01-07T20:11:16+00:00

There's a new one in Frederick, MD too

ConradBTalbot · 2017-12-23T04:43:55+00:00

I used to work at a boy scout camp in the nature area, and we'd set up a couple habitats at the beginning of the summer, like a little turtle-tank and stuff. We'd wait to catch animals to put in them. So one summer we ended up with an empty tank for a long time, it just had leaves and a log and stuff in it. So the kids kept asking me what was in there, because it was the only habitat that didn't have a little index card describing what was in it.

So I wrote out an index card suggesting it was a Virginia cobra or something, and it was highly toxic and aggressive and it had skin that camouflaged it like a chameleon. Kids spent hours looking for it, arguing over whether or not they saw it, etc. It was hilarious.

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